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Posted
13 minutes ago, Poof said:

It was too fast. It got away. Now I'm uncomfortable

was it an actual spider?

Or are we adding spider to the list along with Iowa/arizona, pizza guy, and the godfather's nephew?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Mix said:

was it an actual spider?

Or are we adding spider to the list along with Iowa/arizona, pizza guy, and the godfather's nephew?

pizza guy is the godfather's nephew. It's not separate people. They all exist! I have video evidence of Arizona. And you saw the snapchat convo w/pizza guy. The spider is here somehwer!

Posted
1 minute ago, Poof said:

pizza guy is the godfather's nephew. It's not separate people. They all exist! I have video evidence of Arizona. And you saw the snapchat convo w/pizza guy. The spider is here somehwer!

I'm not saying they don't exist.

I was just wondering if spider is the nickname of the latest beau.

But now I see it's just a run of the mill, lay eggs in your ear while you sleep, spider. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Mix said:

I'm not saying they don't exist.

I was just wondering if spider is the nickname of the latest beau.

But now I see it's just a run of the mill, lay eggs in your ear while you sleep, spider. 

i dont like u anymore

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Posted

Last night disco wanted to go for a walk around the property. It was already dark so I grabbed a flashlight. We got back inside and I sat down and heard a buzzing sound by my ear. I jumped up but couldn't find the damn Lovecraftian insect. I started smelling a citrus smell. I ripped my shirt off and there it was. What we call a pecan bug. And the damn things fly too. I had to change my shirt, and almost had to change my pants too.

Insects that feed on the pecan nut

Posted
7 hours ago, resurrected said:

Last night disco wanted to go for a walk around the property. It was already dark so I grabbed a flashlight. We got back inside and I sat down and heard a buzzing sound by my ear. I jumped up but couldn't find the damn Lovecraftian insect. I started smelling a citrus smell. I ripped my shirt off and there it was. What we call a pecan bug. And the damn things fly too. I had to change my shirt, and almost had to change my pants too.

Insects that feed on the pecan nut

I don't see/smell those kinds around here. Just the Brown Marmorated Stinkbugs which smell like cilantro instead of citrus.

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Posted
7 hours ago, empty said:

Sprinkle diatomaceous earth under the mattress, under the bed and in crevices.

Finally someone offers solutions to save me

Thank you empty

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