Poof Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 It was too fast. It got away. Now I'm uncomfortable 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Time to burn the house down 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 I have no choice I have to sleep here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 13 minutes ago, Poof said: It was too fast. It got away. Now I'm uncomfortable was it an actual spider? Or are we adding spider to the list along with Iowa/arizona, pizza guy, and the godfather's nephew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mix said: was it an actual spider? Or are we adding spider to the list along with Iowa/arizona, pizza guy, and the godfather's nephew? pizza guy is the godfather's nephew. It's not separate people. They all exist! I have video evidence of Arizona. And you saw the snapchat convo w/pizza guy. The spider is here somehwer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: pizza guy is the godfather's nephew. It's not separate people. They all exist! I have video evidence of Arizona. And you saw the snapchat convo w/pizza guy. The spider is here somehwer! I'm not saying they don't exist. I was just wondering if spider is the nickname of the latest beau. But now I see it's just a run of the mill, lay eggs in your ear while you sleep, spider. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mix said: I'm not saying they don't exist. I was just wondering if spider is the nickname of the latest beau. But now I see it's just a run of the mill, lay eggs in your ear while you sleep, spider. i dont like u anymore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 20 minutes ago, Poof said: i dont like u anymore what took you so long? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Last night disco wanted to go for a walk around the property. It was already dark so I grabbed a flashlight. We got back inside and I sat down and heard a buzzing sound by my ear. I jumped up but couldn't find the damn Lovecraftian insect. I started smelling a citrus smell. I ripped my shirt off and there it was. What we call a pecan bug. And the damn things fly too. I had to change my shirt, and almost had to change my pants too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Sprinkle diatomaceous earth under the mattress, under the bed and in crevices. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 7 hours ago, Poof said: It was too fast. It got away. Now I'm uncomfortable Make sure you keep your mouth closed when you sleep tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 9 hours ago, Mix said: what took you so long? The spider did apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 7 hours ago, resurrected said: Last night disco wanted to go for a walk around the property. It was already dark so I grabbed a flashlight. We got back inside and I sat down and heard a buzzing sound by my ear. I jumped up but couldn't find the damn Lovecraftian insect. I started smelling a citrus smell. I ripped my shirt off and there it was. What we call a pecan bug. And the damn things fly too. I had to change my shirt, and almost had to change my pants too. I don't see/smell those kinds around here. Just the Brown Marmorated Stinkbugs which smell like cilantro instead of citrus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 7 hours ago, empty said: Sprinkle diatomaceous earth under the mattress, under the bed and in crevices. Finally someone offers solutions to save me Thank you empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Sieg67 said: Make sure you keep your mouth closed when you sleep tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: Finally someone offers solutions to save me Thank you empty Kills lots of creepy crawlies if you can stand the white dust everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 You have to force yourself to the "out of sight, out of mind" mindset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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