Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) My last meal before cutting weight Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door Edited August 5, 2020 by Poof 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Is...that all for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Is...that all for you? well I got a sub too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: well I got a sub too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 Also why do I do my hair and put on BB cream just bc a delivery guy is on the way? Does this make me a slut? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 Anybody wanna see the spider? I captured her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Because, like me, you've seen that porn.. and hope to get someone to fuck your brains out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Poof said: My last meal before cutting weight Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door I. Want. That. Pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, Poof said: Anybody wanna see the spider? I captured her lets see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Because, like me, you've seen that porn.. and hope to get someone to fuck your brains out All I attracted was the spider 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, resurrected said: I. Want. That. Pizza. I won't share. Fat poof day 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Ric said: lets see it 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: My last meal before cutting weight Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door If it was me I would've freaked the fuck out probably giving the pizza delivery guy a nice laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: If it was me I would've freaked the fuck out probably giving the pizza delivery guy a nice laugh. I did alil bit. I thought I imagined it at first it happened so fast. It was like it was waiting for me. I swatted at my face and mustve knocked it to the floor. He did look at me funny and I told him I thought there was a bug. I didn't really freak out a lot beyond the initial spasm bc I wasnt sure if there was actually anything until I looked around, and I found her right there beneath me on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 The spider just wanted to get in on the pizza action. It looks tasty, kinda makes me wish I got pizza instead of Wendy's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Poof said: Also why do I do my hair and put on BB cream just bc a delivery guy is on the way? Does this make me a slut? i didnt wanna answer this but, yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Poof said: Also why do I do my hair and put on BB cream just bc a delivery guy is on the way? Does this make me a slut? Oh shit I think it worked. This has to be the pizza guy... 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Because, like me, you've seen that porn.. and hope to get someone to fuck your brains out It's gonna happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Santa Barbara Girls fuck on the first night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 That isn't me btw... in case you were going to do the process of elimination thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Quackers said: spider pizza mmmm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: That isn't me btw... in case you were going to do the process of elimination thing Yea "Buddy" was a bit suspicious. But then i thought it would be too on the nose if u guys were fucking w/me Edited August 5, 2020 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Yea "Buddy" was a bit suspicious. But then i thought it would be too on the nose if u guys were fucking w/me I mean, maybe years ago... but you and I crossed that bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said: i didnt wanna answer this but, yes I suppose it's true since I'm seriously considering this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 hours ago, new_disease said: The spider just wanted to get in on the pizza action. It looks tasty, kinda makes me wish I got pizza instead of Wendy's I gave her an ant. I disabled it first since ants are pretty formidable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I mean, maybe years ago... but you and I crossed that bridge. Wait u were gonna hit it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Wait u were gonna hit it? No... playing games on your phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: No... playing games on your phone O ok good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 19 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Santa Barbara Girls fuck on the first night Should I really do this tho? I'm really into being fat and watching Voyager rn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Should I really do this tho? I'm really into being fat and watching Voyager rn Idk... i say you do you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Idk... i say you do you Goddamnit it's probably gonna happen why am I a filthy slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Goddamnit it's probably gonna happen why am I a filthy slut zIXZQxB.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: zIXZQxB.mp4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: Oh shit I think it worked. This has to be the pizza guy... It's gonna happen! Are guys really this retarded, or am I so out of touch that this is actually a viable way to get a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Are guys really this retarded, or am I so out of touch that this is actually a viable way to get a woman? You're missing the obvious ruse here... this is not an attempt at pitching woo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: You're missing the obvious ruse here... this is not an attempt at pitching woo I am definitely missing any obvious ruse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I am definitely missing any obvious ruse. "Buddy said this was a hot girls number" The implication here is.... Buddy, as in OUR Buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: "Buddy said this was a hot girls number" The implication here is.... Buddy, as in OUR Buddy. if it is none of u are getting my next # and there will be retaliation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: if it is none of u are getting my next # and there will be retaliation Whoa whoa whoa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Hey, at least it wasn't a ninja turtle. Those nunchucks hurt, Mikey! Fucking fiend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Buddy can defend himself, but that isn't his style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Whoa whoa whoa... ya done fucked up you don't interrupt my voyager binge by getting my hopes up for guido dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, Poof said: ya done fucked up you don't interrupt my voyager binge by getting my hopes up for guido dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: exactly. I'm about to send your tracker, all our convos, our gaming sessions, and all other pertinent kompromat to your employer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 47 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: "Buddy said this was a hot girls number" The implication here is.... Buddy, as in OUR Buddy. I thought you guys were joking about that... especially since poof said she doesn't think this mystery man meant him after just an initial suspicion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Sounds like a good day minus a spider face attack. 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 I was afraid the pizza story and the spider story were interconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I thought you guys were joking about that... especially since poof said she doesn't think this mystery man meant him after just an initial suspicion. Nah it's either sawdy or buddy if its buddy then sawdy gave him my # 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: Nah it's either sawdy or buddy if its buddy then sawdy gave him my # Are you certain? Is there really no chance of the pizzaman hookup? I was liking the vibe before this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, NaBarney said: Are you certain? Is there really no chance of the pizzaman hookup? I was liking the vibe before this... Yes theyre using an app called textnow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Yes theyre using an app called textnow Ugh I'm sorry, shit sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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