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Last fat day for awhile: Proper pizza + spider


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Posted (edited)

pizzatime.jpg

My last meal before cutting weight

Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door

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Also why do I do my hair and put on BB cream just bc a delivery guy is on the way? Does this make me a slut?

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18 minutes ago, Poof said:

pizzatime.jpg

My last meal before cutting weight

Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door

I. Want. That. Pizza.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Because, like me, you've seen that porn.. and hope to get someone to fuck your brains out

All I attracted was the spider 

:/

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1 hour ago, Poof said:

pizzatime.jpg

My last meal before cutting weight

Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door

If it was me I would've freaked the fuck out probably giving the pizza delivery guy a nice laugh.

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9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

If it was me I would've freaked the fuck out probably giving the pizza delivery guy a nice laugh.

I did alil bit. I thought I imagined it at first it happened so fast. It was like it was waiting for me. I swatted at my face and mustve knocked it to the floor. He did look at me funny and I told him I thought there was a bug. I didn't really freak out a lot beyond the initial spasm bc I wasnt sure if there was actually anything until I looked around, and I found her right there beneath me on the floor.

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3 hours ago, Poof said:

Also why do I do my hair and put on BB cream just bc a delivery guy is on the way? Does this make me a slut?

Oh shit I think it worked. This has to be the pizza guy...

Pizzaguy.png

3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Because, like me, you've seen that porn.. and hope to get someone to fuck your brains out

It's gonna happen!

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4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

That isn't me btw... in case you were going to do the process of elimination thing

Yea "Buddy" was a bit suspicious. But then i thought it would be too on the nose if u guys were fucking w/me

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Just now, Poof said:

Yea "Buddy" was a bit suspicious. But then i thought it would be too on the nose if u guys were fucking w/me

I mean, maybe years ago... but you and I crossed that bridge.

Posted
1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i didnt wanna answer this but, yes ;)

I suppose it's true since I'm seriously considering this

Posted
2 hours ago, new_disease said:

The spider just wanted to get in on the pizza action. It looks tasty, kinda makes me wish I got pizza instead of Wendy's 

 

I gave her an ant. I disabled it first since ants are pretty formidable

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5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

I mean, maybe years ago... but you and I crossed that bridge.

Wait u were gonna hit it?

Posted
19 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Santa Barbara Girls fuck on the first night

Should I really do this tho? I'm really into being fat and watching Voyager rn

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2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Idk... i say you do you

Goddamnit it's probably gonna happen why am I a filthy slut

Posted
1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Are guys really this retarded, or am I so out of touch that this is actually a viable way to get a woman?

You're missing the obvious ruse here... this is not an attempt at pitching woo

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4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I am definitely missing any obvious ruse.

"Buddy said this was a hot girls number"

The implication here is.... Buddy, as in OUR Buddy.

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7 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

"Buddy said this was a hot girls number"

The implication here is.... Buddy, as in OUR Buddy.

if it is none of u are getting my next # and there will be retaliation

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3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Whoa whoa whoa...

ya done fucked up you don't interrupt my voyager binge by getting my hopes up for guido dick

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5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

 

exactly. I'm about to send your tracker, all our convos, our gaming sessions, and all other pertinent kompromat to your employer

Posted
47 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

"Buddy said this was a hot girls number"

The implication here is.... Buddy, as in OUR Buddy.

I thought you guys were joking about that... especially since poof said she doesn't think this mystery man meant him after just an initial suspicion. 

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I thought you guys were joking about that... especially since poof said she doesn't think this mystery man meant him after just an initial suspicion. 

Nah it's either sawdy or buddy if its buddy then sawdy gave him my #

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

Nah it's either sawdy or buddy if its buddy then sawdy gave him my #

Are you certain? Is there really no chance of the pizzaman hookup? I was liking the vibe before this...

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10 minutes ago, NaBarney said:

Are you certain? Is there really no chance of the pizzaman hookup? I was liking the vibe before this...

Yes theyre using an app called textnow

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