Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) My last meal before cutting weight Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door Edited August 5, 2020 by Poof 3
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Is...that all for you? well I got a sub too 1
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: well I got a sub too 1
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 Also why do I do my hair and put on BB cream just bc a delivery guy is on the way? Does this make me a slut? 1
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 Because, like me, you've seen that porn.. and hope to get someone to fuck your brains out
resurrected Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Poof said: My last meal before cutting weight Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door I. Want. That. Pizza.
Ric Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, Poof said: Anybody wanna see the spider? I captured her lets see it
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Because, like me, you've seen that porn.. and hope to get someone to fuck your brains out All I attracted was the spider 1
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, resurrected said: I. Want. That. Pizza. I won't share. Fat poof day 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: My last meal before cutting weight Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door If it was me I would've freaked the fuck out probably giving the pizza delivery guy a nice laugh.
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: If it was me I would've freaked the fuck out probably giving the pizza delivery guy a nice laugh. I did alil bit. I thought I imagined it at first it happened so fast. It was like it was waiting for me. I swatted at my face and mustve knocked it to the floor. He did look at me funny and I told him I thought there was a bug. I didn't really freak out a lot beyond the initial spasm bc I wasnt sure if there was actually anything until I looked around, and I found her right there beneath me on the floor.
new_disease Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 The spider just wanted to get in on the pizza action. It looks tasty, kinda makes me wish I got pizza instead of Wendy's
Distortedreasoning Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Poof said: Also why do I do my hair and put on BB cream just bc a delivery guy is on the way? Does this make me a slut? i didnt wanna answer this but, yes
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Poof said: Also why do I do my hair and put on BB cream just bc a delivery guy is on the way? Does this make me a slut? Oh shit I think it worked. This has to be the pizza guy... 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Because, like me, you've seen that porn.. and hope to get someone to fuck your brains out It's gonna happen!
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 That isn't me btw... in case you were going to do the process of elimination thing
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Quackers said: spider pizza mmmm 1
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: That isn't me btw... in case you were going to do the process of elimination thing Yea "Buddy" was a bit suspicious. But then i thought it would be too on the nose if u guys were fucking w/me Edited August 5, 2020 by Poof
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Yea "Buddy" was a bit suspicious. But then i thought it would be too on the nose if u guys were fucking w/me I mean, maybe years ago... but you and I crossed that bridge.
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said: i didnt wanna answer this but, yes I suppose it's true since I'm seriously considering this
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 2 hours ago, new_disease said: The spider just wanted to get in on the pizza action. It looks tasty, kinda makes me wish I got pizza instead of Wendy's I gave her an ant. I disabled it first since ants are pretty formidable
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I mean, maybe years ago... but you and I crossed that bridge. Wait u were gonna hit it?
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Wait u were gonna hit it? No... playing games on your phone
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: No... playing games on your phone O ok good
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 19 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Santa Barbara Girls fuck on the first night Should I really do this tho? I'm really into being fat and watching Voyager rn
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Should I really do this tho? I'm really into being fat and watching Voyager rn Idk... i say you do you
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Idk... i say you do you Goddamnit it's probably gonna happen why am I a filthy slut
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Goddamnit it's probably gonna happen why am I a filthy slut zIXZQxB.mp4
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Author Posted August 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: zIXZQxB.mp4 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: Oh shit I think it worked. This has to be the pizza guy... It's gonna happen! Are guys really this retarded, or am I so out of touch that this is actually a viable way to get a woman?
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Are guys really this retarded, or am I so out of touch that this is actually a viable way to get a woman? You're missing the obvious ruse here... this is not an attempt at pitching woo
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: You're missing the obvious ruse here... this is not an attempt at pitching woo I am definitely missing any obvious ruse.
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I am definitely missing any obvious ruse. "Buddy said this was a hot girls number" The implication here is.... Buddy, as in OUR Buddy.
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Posted August 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: "Buddy said this was a hot girls number" The implication here is.... Buddy, as in OUR Buddy. if it is none of u are getting my next # and there will be retaliation 1
Sawdamizer Posted August 6, 2020 Posted August 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: if it is none of u are getting my next # and there will be retaliation Whoa whoa whoa...
Tricolor Posted August 6, 2020 Posted August 6, 2020 Hey, at least it wasn't a ninja turtle. Those nunchucks hurt, Mikey! Fucking fiend...
Sawdamizer Posted August 6, 2020 Posted August 6, 2020 Buddy can defend himself, but that isn't his style.
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Posted August 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Whoa whoa whoa... ya done fucked up you don't interrupt my voyager binge by getting my hopes up for guido dick
Sawdamizer Posted August 6, 2020 Posted August 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, Poof said: ya done fucked up you don't interrupt my voyager binge by getting my hopes up for guido dick
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Posted August 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: exactly. I'm about to send your tracker, all our convos, our gaming sessions, and all other pertinent kompromat to your employer
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 6, 2020 Posted August 6, 2020 47 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: "Buddy said this was a hot girls number" The implication here is.... Buddy, as in OUR Buddy. I thought you guys were joking about that... especially since poof said she doesn't think this mystery man meant him after just an initial suspicion.
Mewn Posted August 6, 2020 Posted August 6, 2020 Sounds like a good day minus a spider face attack. 😅
Seight Posted August 6, 2020 Posted August 6, 2020 I was afraid the pizza story and the spider story were interconnected.
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Posted August 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I thought you guys were joking about that... especially since poof said she doesn't think this mystery man meant him after just an initial suspicion. Nah it's either sawdy or buddy if its buddy then sawdy gave him my # 1
NaBarney Posted August 6, 2020 Posted August 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: Nah it's either sawdy or buddy if its buddy then sawdy gave him my # Are you certain? Is there really no chance of the pizzaman hookup? I was liking the vibe before this...
Poof Posted August 6, 2020 Author Posted August 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, NaBarney said: Are you certain? Is there really no chance of the pizzaman hookup? I was liking the vibe before this... Yes theyre using an app called textnow
NaBarney Posted August 6, 2020 Posted August 6, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Yes theyre using an app called textnow Ugh I'm sorry, shit sucks.
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