Sawdamizer Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Juat walking and shit, and your bud trips on a rock and instead of groaning or mumbling you just start breathing heavy, gasping for air, crying, and overall just feeling good about what just happened. Bet that guy got killed almost instantly. Probably put our species back thousands of years from the true form of laughter. Anyways.... Idk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 "Oog make weird cough sound." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 I'm thinking it happened when man "discovered himself" and instantly shared with his friends what was possible....Laughs all around. But before that, it's possible some dude got slapped in his junk and I'm sure that was hilarious as well. The first laugh had to do with junk, and I'm standing by this until records show different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 some dude just laughing at my shmeat? I'd beat that ass and then clap Neanderthal cheeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: I'm thinking it happened when man "discovered himself" and instantly shared with his friends what was possible....Laughs all around. But before that, it's possible some dude got slapped in his junk and I'm sure that was hilarious as well. The first laugh had to do with junk, and I'm standing by this until records show different. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Laighing predates humanity. Rats have the ability to laugh. Here's something crazy though- chimps have 2 different laughs, individual and social laughs, just like people. An individual laugh is like when you're at home watching youtube and you see a hilarious video. Or when a chimp is running around with a stick having a blast. A social laugh is the laugh you give when somebody tells a joke that isnt great but you and everyone else still give them a chuckle so they know you got it. Or like when a chimp is running around having a blast with a stick and one of the other chimps looks at him and laughs. Like, steve the chimp is playing with the stick and laughing and james the chimp says "yeah-ha steve, looks like you're having a blast man. Rock on bro!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Nah, the first laugh had to have come at the expense of the local headman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 21 hours ago, cyberbully said: The first laugh had to do with junk, and I'm standing by this until records show different. Probably true. I'm just not sure why y'all are so sure it was a man doing the laughing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 15, 2020 Author Share Posted May 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: Probably true. I'm just not sure why y'all are so sure it was a man doing the laughing. *groan* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Gina Szanboti said: Probably true. I'm just not sure why y'all are so sure it was a man doing the laughing. I've never seen a woman exactly laugh at a crotch shot....I have seen them pompously deride the victim because "It' s not like you went into labor you big baby" and the victim eye rolls....... likely because his testes are in his stomach....but he eye rolls none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 I didn't say she was laughing at a nut punch. You just said junk-related. Anyway, junk-related or not, I still don't know why you all assume the first person to laugh at anything was a man. Women laugh all the time when men aren't looking. Hell, it's just as likely the first laugh was at something stupid/cute a baby did, and who's most likely to have seen that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 36 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: I didn't say she was laughing at a nut punch. You just said junk-related. Anyway, junk-related or not, I still don't know why you all assume the first person to laugh at anything was a man. Women laugh all the time when men aren't looking. Hell, it's just as likely the first laugh was at something stupid/cute a baby did, and who's most likely to have seen that? Well, since we are going to play semantics cards...I just said some dude got his junk slapped and someone laughed....Or, alternatively, he went to show his "friends" his new weenie trick....Did Gina just assume Oog's gender? But leaving this painful class on peen waving outside for a bit....I would assume the first laugh predates the first baby because watching 7 month old pregnant women walk is chuckle worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 I quoted the part I meant to respond to. The rest of your context is irrelevant. Ooh, earthquake! Let's see where it was... Looks like Tonopah, NV, 6.4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: I quoted the part I meant to respond to. The rest of your context is irrelevant. Ooh, earthquake! Let's see where it was... Looks like Tonopah, NV, 6.4. But none of what you quoted alluded to gender and you accused it of referencing men. I.....I am dutifully disarmed by this earthquake subplot....I'm completely lost now. Edited May 15, 2020 by cyberbully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 The earthquake was also irrelevant. Just giving out the play by play of my life, since I was tired of arguing the point and I didn't care if I lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 I feel like this is one of those "you had to be there" things cause I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 11 hours ago, Gina Szanboti said: The earthquake was also irrelevant. Just giving out the play by play of my life, since I was tired of arguing the point and I didn't care if I lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Why did that make you sad-face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: Why did that make you sad-face? I didn't really think we were arguing...More like just a playful exchange... LSS, I wasn't high yet.....Business as usual now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Maybe arguing's too strong a word? I mean, I wasn't feeling angry, and it wasn't anything that mattered. My house shaking was just more attention-grabbing, so I didn't feel like putting any more thought into a rejoinder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Shitposting. We call it shitposting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Yeah, that works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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