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You don't realize how out of shape you are...


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3 minutes ago, StarPanda said:

We could be workout buddies but you far as f*ck

It's too late anyway....I can't go on....you gotta leave me behind....you gotta go on for the both of us....just promise you'll remember me as I was....a young man with all the abs in the world.....not as I am.....a slightly older man with a fat belly and an even fatter dick

#fatboysfatdicks #fatdicklyf #AskYaMa

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1 hour ago, discolemonade said:

no! *swats you on the head with rolled up newspaper* bad mix. 

side straddle hops 

push ups 

mountain climbers

squat thrusts

leg lifts

flutter kicks

crunches

do 20/4 count, i promise you will notice a wonderful change. 

I liked it better when I thought it was naps :/

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11 hours ago, Mix said:

...till you go through a workout you used to do when you were in shape

 

I think i'm dying....at least I hope I am

I just hate the fact that holding in a sneeze can injure me for a week these days

Working out is like a month of recovery at this point

 

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Been going to the YMCA to swim, was going good till last week. I swear to god last week they had so many chemicals in the pool that I should have gotten super powers. The chlorine burned the shit out of my skin so bad that after I got home I was just raw and my skin has been peeling as if I had a sunburn for a week now. Today I'd say it's fully healed now, but I've never had chem burns that bad from swimming.  

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2 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Been going to the YMCA to swim, was going good till last week. I swear to god last week they had so many chemicals in the pool that I should have gotten super powers. The chlorine burned the shit out of my skin so bad that after I got home I was just raw and my skin has been peeling as if I had a sunburn for a week now. Today I'd say it's fully healed now, but I've never had chem burns that bad from swimming.  

Do you swim underwater with your eyes open without goggles? 

I grew up (almost) all my life with a swimming pool in my backyard, and swimming like that became a habit for me. One time my friend had a pool party at a public pool. I didn't know any better and spent the whole time swimming underwater with my eyes open without goggles. It wasn't until after I think I was already done swimming for the day (but still at the party) my eyes felt like they were on fire. I was bawling my eyes out (I was a little kid). HEY that thread awhile ago about the most pain you've ever been in.... that's probably mine. I totally forgot about that until seeing this post.

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3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Do you swim underwater with your eyes open without goggles? 

I grew up (almost) all my life with a swimming pool in my backyard, and swimming like that became a habit for me. One time my friend had a pool party at a public pool. I didn't know any better and spent the whole time swimming underwater with my eyes open without goggles. It wasn't until after I think I was already done swimming for the day (but still at the party) my eyes felt like they were on fire. I was bawling my eyes out (I was a little kid). HEY that thread awhile ago about the most pain you've ever been in.... that's probably mine. I totally forgot about that until seeing this post.

I did back when I had my own pool. I don't think I'd want to do that in a public pool. Either way I would usually use goggles because I know that those chems aren't really good to get in your eyes. 

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7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Do you swim underwater with your eyes open without goggles? 

I grew up (almost) all my life with a swimming pool in my backyard, and swimming like that became a habit for me. One time my friend had a pool party at a public pool. I didn't know any better and spent the whole time swimming underwater with my eyes open without goggles. It wasn't until after I think I was already done swimming for the day (but still at the party) my eyes felt like they were on fire. I was bawling my eyes out (I was a little kid). HEY that thread awhile ago about the most pain you've ever been in.... that's probably mine. I totally forgot about that until seeing this post.

How do you not swim with goggles?

.... or maybe I just need my special goggles for my special eyes because I cant see without them

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9 minutes ago, Vamped said:

How do you not swim with goggles?

.... or maybe I just need my special goggles for my special eyes because I cant see without them

Well I don't need to see much.... As long as I can tell where the other people in the pool and the walls are, that's all I need to be able to see....

I don't wear my glasses while swimming, so my head under or above water, I can't see much anyway.

Once I and my sister-in-law were in the pool at our house and she asked what time it was. I said there's a clock over there, and pointed to the wall. She didn't see it and asked me to just tell her what time it was, and I was like, I'd have to get out of the pool to get my glasses and I'd be cold.... Look, over there... that big orange and black thing. She didn't want to make me get out of the pool so she waited for my brother to come back out so she could know what time it is.

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Well I don't need to see much.... As long as I can tell where the other people in the pool and the walls are, that's all I need to be able to see....

I don't wear my glasses while swimming, so my head under or above water, I can't see much anyway.

Once I and my sister-in-law were in the pool at our house and she asked what time it was. I said there's a clock over there, and pointed to the wall. She didn't see it and asked me to just tell her what time it was, and I was like, I'd have to get out of the pool to get my glasses and I'd be cold.... Look, over there... that big orange and black thing. She didn't want to make me get out of the pool so she waited for my brother to come back out so she could know what time it is.

I just have the prescription goggles so I can see almost as good as I can in my glasses. 

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