Naraku4656 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 It's science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Lies. For most of my life, my ass has been bigger than my brother's, but when he comes over to visit, I have to say a prayer for my toilet. We eat the same kind of foods and in pretty much the same quantities, so I don't understand why one of his logs looks like the size of my forearm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Why do you know what your brother's poop looks like? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Why do you know what your brother's poop looks like? In addition to big poops, he's also breaking her toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Not necessarily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 The only connection I see is the more you eat, the fatter your ass gets, and the more you eat, the bigger your poops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 So are anuses bigger according to...ah you know what nevermind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 The math checks out I think this is legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 13, 2020 Author Share Posted February 13, 2020 25 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: The math checks out I think this is legit don't doubt science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 3 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Why do you know what your brother's poop looks like? Because he assumes his logs will flush on the first try and if he's in a hurry, he'll forget to check. Then I get a surprise just waiting for me to lift the toilet seat. He's actually gotten better about checking but even the rare occurrence is memorable. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 45 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: Because he assumes his logs will flush on the first try and if he's in a hurry, he'll forget to check. Then I get a surprise just waiting for me to lift the toilet seat. He's actually gotten better about checking but even the rare occurrence is memorable. DIdn't anyone tell him to admire his work? That's how you get him to make sure he flushes properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Counterpoint - My cat poops like a water buffalo and I'm surprised she hasn't blown herself inside out. Also, parakeets poop 50+ times a day. They go for quantity over quality. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 I can only assume this is true in the absence of any evidence for or against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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