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Lies. For most of my life, my ass has been bigger than my brother's, but when he comes over to visit, I have to say a prayer for my toilet. We eat the same kind of foods and in pretty much the same quantities, so I don't understand why one of his logs looks like the size of my forearm.

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3 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

Why do you know what your brother's poop looks like?

Because he assumes his logs will flush on the first try and if he's in a hurry, he'll forget to check. Then I get a surprise just waiting for me to lift the toilet seat. He's actually gotten better about checking but even the rare occurrence is memorable.

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45 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

Because he assumes his logs will flush on the first try and if he's in a hurry, he'll forget to check. Then I get a surprise just waiting for me to lift the toilet seat. He's actually gotten better about checking but even the rare occurrence is memorable.

DIdn't anyone tell him to admire his work?  That's how you get him to make sure he flushes properly.

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