Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken Thoughts? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 It was Chris Pratts penis and now you are the new Chris Pratt. Your Chris Pratt suit is in the closet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 38 minutes ago, Mix said: Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken Thoughts? Thank god i'm not the only one this happens to. Sometime I have 2 of them, and I wake up disappointed every time.....2 schlongs....OMG, one man should not be so lucky. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 You need to contact the foremost experts on this phenomena* *King Crimson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Well ... I can say this is not something I've dreamed about before XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 9 hours ago, avec said: It was Chris Pratts penis and now you are the new Chris Pratt. Your Chris Pratt suit is in the closet. Who? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 9 hours ago, André Toulon said: Thank god i'm not the only one this happens to. Sometime I have 2 of them, and I wake up disappointed every time.....2 schlongs....OMG, one man should not be so lucky. Side by side or one on top of the other? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Mix said: Who? The guy's whose character is banging Aubrey Plaza's character. I'm sure I grammatically butchered that. Edited January 23, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Seight said: You need to contact the foremost experts on this phenomena* *King Crimson idk what this has to do with it, but it certainly had my attention for it's duration 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Vamped said: Well ... I can say this is not something I've dreamed about before XD Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The guy's whose character is banging Aubrey Plaza's character. I'm sure I grammatically butchered that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mix said: Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks? I hear there's this thing called The Vagina Monologues.... That said, I don't know what its about, I don't know how popular it is / was, and I don't know how well it "speaks for" the "average" woman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mix said: ....Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Why isn’t anyone asking the important questions, like.... was it a nicer penis? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Mix said: Who? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Mix said: Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks? I ... don't know? I've never had a dream about having a foreign vagina .... or atleast being disturbed enough to be woken up by it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: Why isn’t anyone asking the important questions, like.... was it a nicer penis? It depends on what you mean by nicer.... it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) 48 minutes ago, avec said: star lord, man how is no one getting that reference >.> Edited January 23, 2020 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, Vamped said: I ... don't know? I've never had a dream about having a foreign vagina .... or atleast being disturbed enough to be woken up by it. let me put it to you this way.... I've had dreams where I was other people.... i've had sex in those dreams as those other people... still had my dick.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Mix said: It depends on what you mean by nicer.... it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd >_________> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mix said: let me put it to you this way.... I've had dreams where I was other people.... i've had sex in those dreams as those other people... still had my dick.... Ive also had sex with people as other people or with myself as someone else but somehow never paid much attention to genitals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: >_________> omg, I just described your dick didn't I 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mix said: let me put it to you this way.... I've had dreams where I was other people.... i've had sex in those dreams as those other people... still had my dick.... I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: Ive also had sex with people as other people or with myself as someone else but somehow never paid much attention to genitals. you don't go to the game and not watch your boy play....you know what i'm sayin' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different XD I dont really understand how I inserted the image into your post but alright. 😂 Edited January 23, 2020 by avec 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different XD lmao......I should maybe state that I give my partner plenty of attention....I'm not just staring at my dick the whole time.....just most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different XD Aw c;mon....In the shower, flicking the bean.....Just randomly while doing high kicks in the mirror? Somewhere you have a visual identity of it and would notice if it changed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 15 hours ago, Mix said: Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken Thoughts? Aliens stole your thing to save the galactic emperor and replaced it with a more worthy implant This is an original thought and most definitely not stolen from Rick and Morty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 56 minutes ago, molarbear said: Aliens stole your thing to save the galactic emperor and replaced it with a more worthy implant This is an original thought and most definitely not stolen from Rick and Morty man, i am so behind on Rick and Morty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Mix said: It depends on what you mean by nicer.... it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd That's kind of important to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Mix said: Side by side or one on top of the other? I's kinda both....Like the share the same base but split off after a bit. Sometime I try to wack them off to see which cums first but I always wind up pulling one off. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I's kinda both....Like the share the same base but split off after a bit. Sometime I try to wack them off to see which cums first but I always wind up pulling one off. share the same base.....what kinda hydra dick are you dreaming about? when you pulled one off, did two grow in it's place? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, avec said: I dont really understand how I inserted the image into your post but alright. 😂 In a position like that, I suppose your only option is to stare lovingly into your own parting labia XD Edited January 24, 2020 by Vamped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 3 hours ago, cyberbully said: Aw c;mon....In the shower, flicking the bean.....Just randomly while doing high kicks in the mirror? Somewhere you have a visual identity of it and would notice if it changed. I know what my cooch looks like, its just never been issue enough to even consider it in my dreams. Ive never thought .... well this vagina isnt mine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts