Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken Thoughts? 4
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 It was Chris Pratts penis and now you are the new Chris Pratt. Your Chris Pratt suit is in the closet. 1
André Toulon Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 38 minutes ago, Mix said: Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken Thoughts? Thank god i'm not the only one this happens to. Sometime I have 2 of them, and I wake up disappointed every time.....2 schlongs....OMG, one man should not be so lucky. 4
Seight Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 You need to contact the foremost experts on this phenomena* *King Crimson
Vamped Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Well ... I can say this is not something I've dreamed about before XD 1
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 9 hours ago, avec said: It was Chris Pratts penis and now you are the new Chris Pratt. Your Chris Pratt suit is in the closet. Who? 1
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 9 hours ago, André Toulon said: Thank god i'm not the only one this happens to. Sometime I have 2 of them, and I wake up disappointed every time.....2 schlongs....OMG, one man should not be so lucky. Side by side or one on top of the other? 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Mix said: Who? The guy's whose character is banging Aubrey Plaza's character. I'm sure I grammatically butchered that. Edited January 23, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Seight said: You need to contact the foremost experts on this phenomena* *King Crimson idk what this has to do with it, but it certainly had my attention for it's duration 1
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Vamped said: Well ... I can say this is not something I've dreamed about before XD Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks? 1
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The guy's whose character is banging Aubrey Plaza's character. I'm sure I grammatically butchered that.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mix said: Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks? I hear there's this thing called The Vagina Monologues.... That said, I don't know what its about, I don't know how popular it is / was, and I don't know how well it "speaks for" the "average" woman. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mix said: ....Oh.
scoobdog Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Why isn’t anyone asking the important questions, like.... was it a nicer penis? 1
Vamped Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Mix said: Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks? I ... don't know? I've never had a dream about having a foreign vagina .... or atleast being disturbed enough to be woken up by it. 1
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: Why isn’t anyone asking the important questions, like.... was it a nicer penis? It depends on what you mean by nicer.... it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd 1
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) 48 minutes ago, avec said: star lord, man how is no one getting that reference >.> Edited January 23, 2020 by Mix
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, Vamped said: I ... don't know? I've never had a dream about having a foreign vagina .... or atleast being disturbed enough to be woken up by it. let me put it to you this way.... I've had dreams where I was other people.... i've had sex in those dreams as those other people... still had my dick....
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Mix said: It depends on what you mean by nicer.... it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd >_________>
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mix said: let me put it to you this way.... I've had dreams where I was other people.... i've had sex in those dreams as those other people... still had my dick.... Ive also had sex with people as other people or with myself as someone else but somehow never paid much attention to genitals. 1
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: >_________> omg, I just described your dick didn't I 1
Vamped Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mix said: let me put it to you this way.... I've had dreams where I was other people.... i've had sex in those dreams as those other people... still had my dick.... I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different XD 1
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: Ive also had sex with people as other people or with myself as someone else but somehow never paid much attention to genitals. you don't go to the game and not watch your boy play....you know what i'm sayin' 1
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different XD I dont really understand how I inserted the image into your post but alright. 😂 Edited January 23, 2020 by avec 1
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different XD lmao......I should maybe state that I give my partner plenty of attention....I'm not just staring at my dick the whole time.....just most of the time
cyberbully Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different XD Aw c;mon....In the shower, flicking the bean.....Just randomly while doing high kicks in the mirror? Somewhere you have a visual identity of it and would notice if it changed. 1
molarbear Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 15 hours ago, Mix said: Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken Thoughts? Aliens stole your thing to save the galactic emperor and replaced it with a more worthy implant This is an original thought and most definitely not stolen from Rick and Morty
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Author Posted January 23, 2020 56 minutes ago, molarbear said: Aliens stole your thing to save the galactic emperor and replaced it with a more worthy implant This is an original thought and most definitely not stolen from Rick and Morty man, i am so behind on Rick and Morty
scoobdog Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Mix said: It depends on what you mean by nicer.... it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd That's kind of important to know.
cyberbully Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Mix said: Side by side or one on top of the other? I's kinda both....Like the share the same base but split off after a bit. Sometime I try to wack them off to see which cums first but I always wind up pulling one off. 4
Mix Posted January 24, 2020 Author Posted January 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I's kinda both....Like the share the same base but split off after a bit. Sometime I try to wack them off to see which cums first but I always wind up pulling one off. share the same base.....what kinda hydra dick are you dreaming about? when you pulled one off, did two grow in it's place? 2
Vamped Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, avec said: I dont really understand how I inserted the image into your post but alright. 😂 In a position like that, I suppose your only option is to stare lovingly into your own parting labia XD Edited January 24, 2020 by Vamped 1
Vamped Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 3 hours ago, cyberbully said: Aw c;mon....In the shower, flicking the bean.....Just randomly while doing high kicks in the mirror? Somewhere you have a visual identity of it and would notice if it changed. I know what my cooch looks like, its just never been issue enough to even consider it in my dreams. Ive never thought .... well this vagina isnt mine 1
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