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Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken 

Thoughts?

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Posted
38 minutes ago, Mix said:

Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken 

Thoughts?

Thank god i'm not the only one this happens to.

Sometime I have 2 of them, and I wake up disappointed every time.....2 schlongs....OMG, one man should not be so lucky.

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Posted
9 hours ago, avec said:

It was Chris Pratts penis and now you are the new Chris Pratt.  Your Chris Pratt suit is in the closet.

Who?

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Posted
9 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Thank god i'm not the only one this happens to.

Sometime I have 2 of them, and I wake up disappointed every time.....2 schlongs....OMG, one man should not be so lucky.

Side by side or one on top of the other?

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Posted
4 hours ago, Seight said:

You need to contact the foremost experts on this phenomena*

*King Crimson

idk what this has to do with it, but it certainly had my attention for it's duration

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Vamped said:

Well ... I can say this is not something I've dreamed about before XD

 

Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks?

 

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

The guy's whose character is banging Aubrey Plaza's character.

I'm sure I grammatically butchered that.

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Mix said:

Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks?

 

I hear there's this thing called The Vagina Monologues....

That said, I don't know what its about, I don't know how popular it is / was, and I don't know how well it "speaks for" the "average" woman.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Mix said:

Y'know i've assumed, but never actually asked....do women have the same bond with their vaginas that men do with their dicks?

 

I ... don't know? 

I've never had a dream about having a foreign vagina .... or atleast being disturbed enough to be woken up by it. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Why isn’t anyone asking the important questions, like....

 was it a nicer penis?

It depends on what you mean by nicer....

it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd

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Posted (edited)
48 minutes ago, avec said:

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star lord, man

how is no one getting that reference >.>

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I ... don't know? 

I've never had a dream about having a foreign vagina .... or atleast being disturbed enough to be woken up by it. 

let me put it to you this way....

I've had dreams where I was other people....

i've had sex in those dreams as those other people...

still had my dick....

Posted
7 minutes ago, Mix said:

It depends on what you mean by nicer....

it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd

>_________>

Posted
2 minutes ago, Mix said:

let me put it to you this way....

I've had dreams where I was other people....

i've had sex in those dreams as those other people...

still had my dick....

Ive also had sex with people as other people or with myself as someone else but somehow never paid much attention to genitals.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Mix said:

let me put it to you this way....

I've had dreams where I was other people....

i've had sex in those dreams as those other people...

still had my dick....

I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different 

 

XD

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Posted
1 minute ago, avec said:

Ive also had sex with people as other people or with myself as someone else but somehow never paid much attention to genitals.

you don't go to the game and not watch your boy play....you know what i'm sayin' ;)xD

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different 

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XD

I dont really understand how I inserted the image into your post but alright. 😂

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different 

 

XD

lmao......I should maybe state that I give my partner plenty of attention....I'm not just staring at my dick the whole time.....just most of the time :|xD

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Vamped said:

I dont really look at my vagina when I have sex so I guess the relationship is different 

 

XD

Aw c;mon....In the shower, flicking the bean.....Just randomly while doing high kicks in the mirror?

Somewhere you have a visual identity of it and would notice if it changed.

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Posted
15 hours ago, Mix said:

Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken 

Thoughts?

Aliens stole your thing to save the galactic emperor and replaced it with a more worthy implant

This is an original thought and most definitely not stolen from Rick and Morty

Posted
56 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Aliens stole your thing to save the galactic emperor and replaced it with a more worthy implant

This is an original thought and most definitely not stolen from Rick and Morty

man, i am so behind on Rick and Morty

Posted
3 hours ago, Mix said:

It depends on what you mean by nicer....

it was bigger, but it didn't look as good as my little guy....it started off straight, but curved suddenly....and the tip was too small for the body...it was odd

That's kind of important to know.

Posted
6 hours ago, Mix said:

Side by side or one on top of the other?

I's kinda both....Like the share the same base but split off after a bit.

Sometime I try to wack them off to see which cums first but I always wind up pulling one off.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I's kinda both....Like the share the same base but split off after a bit.

Sometime I try to wack them off to see which cums first but I always wind up pulling one off.

share the same base.....what kinda hydra dick are you dreaming about? when you pulled one off, did two grow in it's place?

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, avec said:

I dont really understand how I inserted the image into your post but alright. 😂

In a position like that, I suppose your only option is to stare lovingly into your own parting labia XD

 

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Aw c;mon....In the shower, flicking the bean.....Just randomly while doing high kicks in the mirror?

Somewhere you have a visual identity of it and would notice if it changed.

I know what my cooch looks like, its just never been issue enough to even consider it in my dreams. 

Ive never thought .... well this vagina isnt mine 

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