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Ok so I just overheared a very strange domestic dispute


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I go to a 24 hour gym in a rough neighborhood. Sometimes I hear people screaming at each other when I'm walking in. Well I heard a couple fighting and the dude screamed "Bitch! I'll show you how I fuck a cat!" 

I don't know if I should call the cops or animal control. 

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Why go to the bars when you can get some tang at the litter box

Or as I call it, "The Litter Lounge"

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5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Maybe he was using the 70s slang for "person"?

Pre-dates 70s.  More like 50s-70s.  Maybe a bit of 80s because of people who got deep into Rockabilly (Stray Cats, Rev. Horton Heat, Robert Gordon, etc).

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On 1/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, tsar4 said:

Pre-dates 70s.  More like 50s-70s.  Maybe a bit of 80s because of people who got deep into Rockabilly (Stray Cats, Rev. Horton Heat, Robert Gordon, etc).

It was a Beat Generation moniker, so it was likely coopted by Kerouac and company from the African American community and dates from earlier, possibly originating in the Jazz Age.  That's different than the euphemism for a prostitute, which could be even earlier, perhaps the late 19th Century.

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On 1/3/2020 at 11:01 PM, That_One_Guy said:

I go to a 24 hour gym in a rough neighborhood. Sometimes I hear people screaming at each other when I'm walking in. Well I heard a couple fighting and the dude screamed "Bitch! I'll show you how I fuck a cat!" 

I don't know if I should call the cops or animal control. 

I love that it was out of context. What did you say to them?

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1 minute ago, Lasty said:

I still would have said something

I mean I cant just go up in someones house lol I did stay and listen for a minute mostly because I was stunned at what was said. It died down after like two minutes. Really hope no cats were harmed

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