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I just took a poop so big that I got cold chills.


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12 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I have no idea how the two events relate, but that's what happened.

Okay wait...hold on...let me get this strait.  Your shit was so big that it was retaining body-heat?  ...  ... ...

I mean, that's the only explanation if your chills are actually related to your dump. 😆

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1 minute ago, Vela said:

Okay wait...hold on...let me get this strait.  Your shit was so big that it was retaining body-heat?  ...  ... ...

I mean, that's the only explanation if your chills are actually related to your dump. 😆

That's what I'm saying.  I know correlation does not mean causation, but after the poop I was just like "I'm freezing."

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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

That's what I'm saying.  I know correlation does not mean causation, but after the poop I was just like "I'm freezing."

lmao.  Well I mean...I guess it could be the cause.  I'm only speaking from my experience as a doula.  While I'm not a medical expert it is a known fact that women often get chills or shakes after delivering because of the sudden passing of fluids and fetus (which were regulating body-heat prior to delivery).  The sudden expulsion of these fluids results in a sudden dip in temp, like very very mild shock.  Most hospitals warm blankets and have them standing by for this occasion. 

Dude, was your shit a five pounder? lolololol  You shat out a baby didn't you...

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Just now, Vela said:

lmao.  Well I mean...I guess it could be the cause.  I'm only speaking from my experience as a doula.  While I'm not a medical expert it is a known fact that women often get chills or shakes after delivering because of the sudden passing of fluids and fetus (which were regulating body-heat prior to delivery).  The sudden expulsion of these fluids results in a sudden dip in temp, like very very mild shock.  Most hospitals warm blankets and have them standing by for this occasion. 

Dude, was your shit a five pounder? lolololol  You shat a baby didn't you...

A precious food baby.

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Thats a pretty productive poop. Thats how I know its a good one .... and also shark week is afoot

*nods*

Posted
4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I have no idea how the two events relate, but that's what happened.

I know how they relate.

However, I will not say.

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Congrats to the new mom? :D:D:D Are we going to see you on an episode of 'I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant' in the future? 

 

I get that when my liver unleashes and it's like a fire sale in my intestines. 

But like Vela pointed out, it's shock related because intestines aren't meant to hold the entire bile contents of a liver all at once. 

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