GuyBeardmane Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I have no idea how the two events relate, but that's what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I have no idea how the two events relate, but that's what happened. Okay wait...hold on...let me get this strait. Your shit was so big that it was retaining body-heat? ... ... ... I mean, that's the only explanation if your chills are actually related to your dump. 😆 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Okay wait...hold on...let me get this strait. Your shit was so big that it was retaining body-heat? ... ... ... I mean, that's the only explanation if your chills are actually related to your dump. 😆 That's what I'm saying. I know correlation does not mean causation, but after the poop I was just like "I'm freezing." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: That's what I'm saying. I know correlation does not mean causation, but after the poop I was just like "I'm freezing." lmao. Well I mean...I guess it could be the cause. I'm only speaking from my experience as a doula. While I'm not a medical expert it is a known fact that women often get chills or shakes after delivering because of the sudden passing of fluids and fetus (which were regulating body-heat prior to delivery). The sudden expulsion of these fluids results in a sudden dip in temp, like very very mild shock. Most hospitals warm blankets and have them standing by for this occasion. Dude, was your shit a five pounder? lolololol You shat out a baby didn't you... Edited November 19, 2019 by Vela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, Vela said: lmao. Well I mean...I guess it could be the cause. I'm only speaking from my experience as a doula. While I'm not a medical expert it is a known fact that women often get chills or shakes after delivering because of the sudden passing of fluids and fetus (which were regulating body-heat prior to delivery). The sudden expulsion of these fluids results in a sudden dip in temp, like very very mild shock. Most hospitals warm blankets and have them standing by for this occasion. Dude, was your shit a five pounder? lolololol You shat a baby didn't you... A precious food baby. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 At least it wasn't the giggle chills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Every now and then I take a shit so big my nose starts running. 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vamped Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Thats a pretty productive poop. Thats how I know its a good one .... and also shark week is afoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 28 minutes ago, Vamped said: Thats a pretty productive poop. Thats how I know its a good one .... and also shark week is afoot *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 congratulations *golf clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: I have no idea how the two events relate, but that's what happened. I know how they relate. However, I will not say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: I know how they relate. However, I will not say. OhhhhhhhBouvrewon'tsay 😛 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Congrats to the new mom? Are we going to see you on an episode of 'I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant' in the future? I get that when my liver unleashes and it's like a fire sale in my intestines. But like Vela pointed out, it's shock related because intestines aren't meant to hold the entire bile contents of a liver all at once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 ...Next on TMI: Free For All Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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