RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 Aside from the people that call me Musket, Great Balls never occurred to you guys? I know you don't get to choose your nickname, but how fun is it to say, "hey Great Balls, __________." Whatevz tho.
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 How'bout G Beez...shortened even shorter to GBz
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) That muthuh fuckuh with perfect balance who knows a lot about Nazi's and would rather sleep than build a deck. Edited November 15, 2019 by Vela eucalyptus 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 15, 2019 Author Posted November 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Vela said: That muthuh fuckuh with perfect balance who knows a lot about Nazi's and would rather sleep than build a deck. You don't even know, I read a whole book about animals getting high but I couldn't remember the name to post a reference to it. There's a fruit in India that ferments before it falls from the tree and during that season the trees are described as menageries. Monkeys and tigers and warthogs just hanging out drunk as hell. Then there's a grass that grows in South America Panthers eat and are described as being kittenish afterward by native tribes. Getting lit as fuck isn't a human thing. All kinds of animals that figured it out do it as often as possible. It was written by a scientist that seemed to really like coke. Super interesting book.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 15, 2019 Author Posted November 15, 2019 Also I worked 54 hours last week in 5 days. I was so tired.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 26 minutes ago, Vela said: How'bout G Beez...shortened even shorter to GBz GBZ, instead of DBZ? 1
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You don't even know, I read a whole book about animals getting high but I couldn't remember the name to post a reference to it. There's a fruit in India that ferments before it falls from the tree and during that season the trees are described as menageries. Monkeys and tigers and warthogs just hanging out drunk as hell. Then there's a grass that grows in South America Panthers eat and are described as being kittenish afterward by native tribes. Getting lit as fuck isn't a human thing. All kinds of animals that figured it out do it as often as possible. It was written by a scientist that seemed to really like coke. Super interesting book. I have no choice but to believe you Actually I do find it very interesting. Scientist on coke, sounds legit
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Also I worked 54 hours last week in 5 days. I was so tired. I don't doubt or fault you. I looooooooove to sleep. >.> like...during the day I guess, lol.
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: GBZ, instead of DBZ? He Be GBz Aaaaaahahahah...ehhhhhhh *sigh* somebody tell me to go sleep. Please? I'm bad at putting myself to bed. 2
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 15, 2019 Author Posted November 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vela said: I have no choice but to believe you Actually I do find it very interesting. Scientist on coke, sounds legit If I can ever remember the title I'll let you know. The guy that wrote it conducted an experiment where he put coca leaves in tea but it was shut down quick. Can't have Americans experiencing real coke, they gotta have the intensified version.
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: If I can ever remember the title I'll let you know. The guy that wrote it conducted an experiment where he put coca leaves in tea but it was shut down quick. Can't have Americans experiencing real coke, they gotta have the intensified version. Animals and Psychedelics? The Buzz in the Meadow? The Truth About Animals: Stoned Sloths, Lovelorn Hippos and Other Tales from the Wild Side of Wildlife?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 15, 2019 Author Posted November 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: Animals and Psychedelics? The Buzz in the Meadow? The Truth About Animals: Stoned Sloths, Lovelorn Hippos and Other Tales from the Wild Side of Wildlife? Damn, none of those unfortunately. The book was written in the 70's or 80's, which was how he got away with distributing coke in a tea for some time. I didn't give google a thorough molestation for the information, but I have less free time these days. It was around a 300 pager though. Read like 200 and gave a speech on it the next day, because I'm lazy.
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Damn, none of those unfortunately. The book was written in the 70's or 80's, which was how he got away with distributing coke in a tea for some time. I didn't give google a thorough molestation for the information, but I have less free time these days. It was around a 300 pager though. Read like 200 and gave a speech on it the next day, because I'm lazy. First This had to happen because...non relevant relevance. And Second I can't find the book Edited November 15, 2019 by Vela 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vela said: First This had to happen because...non relevant relevance. And Second I can't find the book Eels up inside ya cocaine!
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 15, 2019 Author Posted November 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, Radical Left said: Who calls you Jizz? Can't remember. But more than a few here have referenced me as jizz, and great balls is a way better nickname.
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 While "Great Balls" is indeed a more complimentary nickname (and I have no doubt befitting to you) it simply is much longer and not nearly as poignant as "Jizz." I'm afraid you will likely find yourself stuck in this unfortunate role over and over again due these two reasons mentioned. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF TORPIDITY TELL ME TO GO TO SLEEP! 1
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Eels up inside ya cocaine!
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 31 minutes ago, Vela said: While "Great Balls" is indeed a more complimentary nickname (and I have no doubt befitting to you) it simply is much longer and not nearly as poignant as "Jizz." I'm afraid you will likely find yourself stuck in this unfortunate role over and over again due these two reasons mentioned. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF TORPIDITY TELL ME TO GO TO SLEEP! Okay. Go to sleep, dear girl. You need your rest.
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Okay. Go to sleep, dear girl. You need your rest. Thank you! nap time 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 You're welcome. Enjoy it. We'll talk later when we both have time. Until then, sweet dreams, girl. *insert anatomically corrct heart emoji* 1
Seight Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 Because its shorter. Just like how I use Seight now instead of Soueaster88 because apparently while I was on internet sabbatical the fucking Nazis 2 ruined 88 for everyone it's shorter. 1
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Radical Left said: Who calls you Jizz? Me
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 12 hours ago, Radical Left said: Who calls you Jizz? 8 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Me 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 16, 2019 Author Posted November 16, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: GBZ, instead of DBZ? Today, on GBZ! Musket vs. Mundane Daily Tasks I like to think all things have their conclusion, and although the previous post is what I would prefer I have no issue in ruining the rhythm of Earth in hope someone shares in my entertainment. Edited November 16, 2019 by GreatBallsOfJizz
NaBarney Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 How about you just change your screen name, Jizz?
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 Holy crap, you're Musket! No more calling you Jizz for me. I actually know who you are now.
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 19 minutes ago, NaBoomer said: How about you just change your screen name, Jizz? Good idea. You should change yours to NaB.Man, as a play on D.GrayMan. (A pretty neat anime I watched years back.)
NaBarney Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Good idea. You should change yours to NaB.Man, as a play on D.GrayMan. (A pretty neat anime I watched years back.) That doesn't make any sense
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, NaBoomer said: That doesn't make any sense The period is in a different place, but the concept behind the name is the same. Come on, dude. Work with me here.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 1 hour ago, stilgar said: You are what you eat. "Great Balls" is still a better name than "Jizz" in that context. 2
Vela Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 5 hours ago, NaBoomer said: That doesn't make any sense Oh now we're making sense are we?! *throws hands up* 1 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vela said: Oh now we're making sense are we?! *throws hands up* In fairness, I was drunk. Speaking of, I think I sent you a PM last night while I was drunk. I hope it wasn't too bad. I normally don't drink. At all.
Vela Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: In fairness, I was drunk. Speaking of, I think I sent you a PM last night while I was drunk. I hope it wasn't too bad. I normally don't drink. At all. Oh this better be good or Imma be dissappointed, lol...*checks PMs*
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 Just now, Vela said: Oh this better be good or Imma be dissappointed, lol...*checks PMs* Okay. Well, I'm about to eat breakfast and make the 90-minute trip back home. Later.
NaBarney Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Vela said: Oh this better be good or Imma be dissappointed, lol...*checks PMs* So how bad was it? 2
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 10 hours ago, NaBoomer said: So how bad was it? Well...to be fair, I can't exactly say it was disappointing per se. But I will say that it woulda been fun to post with a tipsie teddybar. 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Vela said: Well...to be fair, I can't exactly say it was disappointing per se. But I will say that it woulda been fun to post with a tipsie teddybar. Well, goodness me, I better start drinking again. Liver be damned!
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Well, goodness me, I better start drinking again. Liver be damned! lol. I'm only laughing cause I know you're kidding. 1
DragonSinger Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 7:19 AM, Seight said: Because its shorter. Just like how I use Seight now instead of Soueaster88 because apparently while I was on internet sabbatical the fucking Nazis 2 ruined 88 for everyone it's shorter. This and 'Great Balls' is a nickname that is earned. Jizz has not earned that honor. 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 18, 2019 Author Posted November 18, 2019 17 hours ago, SorceressPol said: This and 'Great Balls' is a nickname that is earned. Jizz has not earned that honor. I'll show ye. Well I would, if I cared to change my screen name. To that...Eh. On 11/15/2019 at 10:47 PM, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Holy crap, you're Musket! No more calling you Jizz for me. I actually know who you are now. I still have no idea who you are, sorry. I'm not internet enough to pick you guys out anymore. I'm just glad scope came to terms with me joking about him looking like a cancer boy, cause I was just giving him shit.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 18, 2019 Posted November 18, 2019 7 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I'll show ye. Well I would, if I cared to change my screen name. To that...Eh. I still have no idea who you are, sorry. I'm not internet enough to pick you guys out anymore. I'm just glad scope came to terms with me joking about him looking like a cancer boy, cause I was just giving him shit. Robots Great Balls don't say, "ye." 1
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Robots Great Balls don't say, "ye." Who are ye to instruct others on their usage of prose?! 😋 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 19, 2019 Author Posted November 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Vela said: Who are ye to instruct others on their usage of prose?! 😋 See you, I know you're IB but as far as regulars go I could only guess Elle or Mewn. All I'm nearly certain of is that you're not someone I interacted with much.
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: See you, I know you're IB but as far as regulars go I could only guess Elle or Mewn. All I'm nearly certain of is that you're not someone I interacted with much. I was only a regular on the old boards for about two years. I wasn't wise to people's alts so I'm not sure if we posted together often or not It's fun poasting wicha nao tho! >.> <.< stop looking at me! I am no one of great consequence.
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