🍬Candy🍬 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) Two double paychecks double double dollah bills 🤑🤑 Edited November 7, 2019 by 🍬Candy🍬 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 I dont give a fuck im saying how i feel Nickelback was not that bad Digimon was better than Pokemon I prefer sex with fat dudes Dragon Ball Z needs to end I'm not watching/reading Once Piece because they're ugly Disney World is the happiest place on Earth Those teeny tiny "shorts" are not pants .... or as my gram used to call them "coochie cutters" WEAR SOME PANTS Obvious pajamas should not be worn out in public YES I am wearing a sports bra under my swimsuit Stop complaining you're cold and put on clothes Medicaid should be expanded 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, Vamped said: I dont give a fuck im saying how i feel Nickelback was not that bad Digimon was better than Pokemon I prefer sex with fat dudes Dragon Ball Z needs to end I'm not watching/reading Once Piece because they're ugly Disney World is the happiest place on Earth Those teeny tiny "shorts" are not pants .... or as my gram used to call them "coochie cutters" WEAR SOME PANTS Obvious pajamas should not be worn out in public YES I am wearing a sports bra under my swimsuit Stop complaining you're cold and put on clothes Medicaid should be expanded I lost my license and the waitress has refused to serve me alcohol. I NEED A FUCKING DRINK...IM ALMOST FUCKING 40 YEARS OLD! l ol l!udjidjjdjd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: I lost my license and the waitress has refused to serve me alcohol. I NEED A FUCKING DRINK...IM ALMOST FUCKING 40 YEARS OLD! l ol l!udjidjjdjd Try to eat at some places around a college campus. They'll probably serve a 10 year old alcohol in a university sweater 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Try to eat at some places around a college campus. They'll probably serve a 10 year old alcohol in a university sweater Its coming in the mail today. Im going to get it and come back tonite lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 21 minutes ago, Vamped said: I dont give a fuck im saying how i feel Nickelback was not that bad Digimon was better than Pokemon I prefer sex with fat dudes Dragon Ball Z needs to end I'm not watching/reading Once Piece because they're ugly Disney World is the happiest place on Earth Those teeny tiny "shorts" are not pants .... or as my gram used to call them "coochie cutters" WEAR SOME PANTS Obvious pajamas should not be worn out in public YES I am wearing a sports bra under my swimsuit Stop complaining you're cold and put on clothes Medicaid should be expanded ALMOST all of these I either agree wholeheartedly with or I'm just indifferent to. Gender reversal, but it's not THAT uncommon for me to see a fat or kinda chunky chick and desire her sexually. The one I disagree with is the one about the shorts. Shorts aren't even the same thing as pants. They're shorts. Just because both shorts and pants cover your ass and genitals doesn't mean they serve the same function. Some I REALLY agree with: Nickelback sucks, but they didn't suck any more than the vast majority of popular rock / hard rock bands of their era. That was the most abysmal era for mainstream rock and there was far worse than Nickelback. Even the characters in One Piece that are supposed to be hot are ugly. The ones that are meant to be ugly are pure nightmare fuel. But that's not the biggest reason I hate One Piece. They do things that are obviously trying to cater to quite a young audience like omnipresent really exaggerated facial expressions and acting, but fans swear up and down it's for adults. Bullshit. What age did you start watching it and become a fan, again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 And you barely make 30 thousand a year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 55 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ALMOST all of these I either agree wholeheartedly with or I'm just indifferent to. Gender reversal, but it's not THAT uncommon for me to see a fat or kinda chunky chick and desire her sexually. The one I disagree with is the one about the shorts. Shorts aren't even the same thing as pants. They're shorts. Just because both shorts and pants cover your ass and genitals doesn't mean they serve the same function. Some I REALLY agree with: Nickelback sucks, but they didn't suck any more than the vast majority of popular rock / hard rock bands of their era. That was the most abysmal era for mainstream rock and there was far worse than Nickelback. Even the characters in One Piece that are supposed to be hot are ugly. The ones that are meant to be ugly are pure nightmare fuel. But that's not the biggest reason I hate One Piece. They do things that are obviously trying to cater to quite a young audience like omnipresent really exaggerated facial expressions and acting, but fans swear up and down it's for adults. Bullshit. What age did you start watching it and become a fan, again? These are not shorts, they are denim panties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoLJackass Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, Vamped said: These are not shorts, they are denim panties. I remember when those were hot....Now apparently I'm into tshirts, jogging pants and bonnets....Brang that thang over her, comfy girl. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Vamped said: I dont give a fuck im saying how i feel I prefer sex with fat dudes Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 And while we're on the topic of telling unpopular truths: I like the hell out of Creed and Smashmouth. Unironically. Jeff Epstein was murdered to protect rich pedophiles. I changed from a cat person to a dog person after I had the puppies, but that doesn't mean I dislike cats. It just means I prefer dogs because in general they are better at expressing affection in a way I can appreciate. No full time worker should be making less than $50K a year. Healthcare should be free and funded by taxes instead of being a for-profit industry. All white cops should be fired until they go through extensive training on what it means to protect and serve. White men shouldn't be allowed to have guns. Racists should be executed. No one needs those trucks with four wheels in the back. That's just stupid and you're not hauling anything, dipshit. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Quackers said: SO BRAVE Look man, you have no idea about how much shit I get for liking Creed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: And while we're on the topic of telling unpopular truths: I like the hell out of Creed and Smashmouth. Unironically. I saw Smashmouth live once. They opened for *NSYNC and were quite good, from what I remember. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 4 hours ago, LoLJackass said: I remember when those were hot....Now apparently I'm into tshirts, jogging pants and bonnets....Brang that thang over her, comfy girl. I feel like I just heard this from Deon Cole too on his comedy special lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Vamped said: These are not shorts, they are denim panties. They’re the bat signal for my dick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoLJackass Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Vamped said: I feel like I just heard this from Deon Cole too on his comedy special lol Don't know who that is....But it's a pretty generic observation, so I'll believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 minimum wage is an obsolete metric to determine the minimum amount someone should be paid. an annually computed area by area standard of living metric is the only real way to do it. it's not fun or easy, but even if you raise the wage to $15 an hour it's going to do next to nothing for someone in NYC or SF but be amazing for someone in Nowhere, Mississippi. i hate kids and i'm not very fond of big dogs. small/medium sized dogs are ok, but only in small doses. jazz music is some of the best music out there python is a confusing scripting language perl is garbage I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 8 hours ago, LoLJackass said: Don't know who that is....But it's a pretty generic observation, so I'll believe it. Well we refer to him as ... y'know that dude, Charlie from Blackish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Vamped said: Well we refer to him as ... y'know that dude, Charlie from Blackish Oh.....I haven't made myself watch any of that yet....I like Anthony Anderson, and to a lesser extent, the light skinned chick from girlfriends (Isn't she like Diana Ross' daughter or some shit).....But my attention span for TV and movies is real shallow....I have to mentally prepare for anything that isn't anime or a video game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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