Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 5, 2019 Posted November 5, 2019 On my drive home from work this morning (before dawn), a black cat ran across the road forcing me to hit the brakes. Am I gonna die now? I mean, it's got to be lucky that I was able to see it in time and not hurt it, and not have to swerve and hit something, right?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 5, 2019 Author Posted November 5, 2019 32 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: The Hell are you on about? .... You've never heard the old superstitions about black cats being bad luck, witches, brides of Satan, etc.? Specifically it is said to be bad luck if one crosses your path. Well one ran in front of my car while I was driving at night. I did not hit it. I'm just wondering what the superstition would say my fate is.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 5, 2019 Author Posted November 5, 2019 47 minutes ago, Odd Man Rush said: YOU HEARD ME
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 5, 2019 Posted November 5, 2019 Everyone dies eventually so yes you are going to die
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 5, 2019 Author Posted November 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Everyone dies eventually so yes you are going to die Touché...
Raptorpat Posted November 5, 2019 Posted November 5, 2019 I have one to two black cats on me at any given time, I am already dead. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 5, 2019 Author Posted November 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: I have one to two black cats on me at any given time, I am already dead. 1
🍬Candy🍬 Posted November 5, 2019 Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: On my drive home from work this morning (before dawn), a black cat ran across the road forcing me to hit the brakes. Am I gonna die now? I mean, it's got to be lucky that I was able to see it in time and not hurt it, and not have to swerve and hit something, right? this is coming from a witch take your right hand and throw a pinch of salt over your left shoulder... youll be safe then!! and think positive!
Lasty Posted November 5, 2019 Posted November 5, 2019 7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: On my drive home from work this morning (before dawn), a black cat ran across the road forcing me to hit the brakes. Am I gonna die now? I mean, it's got to be lucky that I was able to see it in time and not hurt it, and not have to swerve and hit something, right? Superstitious...
Ho Chi Sock Posted November 6, 2019 Posted November 6, 2019 8 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: this is coming from a witch take your right hand and throw a pinch of salt over your left shoulder... youll be safe then!! and think positive! 2
LoLJackass Posted November 6, 2019 Posted November 6, 2019 Since it's only considered black because of it's fur, do cats see tabbys and be like "LOL, fucking gingers" (and yes, I know all tabbys aren't orange)
jackiemarie90 Posted November 6, 2019 Posted November 6, 2019 As they say over here, "Decolonized your mind" brah. 1
JeNewBee Posted November 6, 2019 Posted November 6, 2019 15 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: On my drive home from work this morning (before dawn), a black cat ran across the road forcing me to hit the brakes. Am I gonna die now? I mean, it's got to be lucky that I was able to see it in time and not hurt it, and not have to swerve and hit something, right? Actually it all depends on the situation Owning a black cat is good luck It depends on which side it crossed your path also I can't remember exactly but I believe left to right is good luck
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 6, 2019 Author Posted November 6, 2019 22 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: this is coming from a witch take your right hand and throw a pinch of salt over your left shoulder... youll be safe then!! and think positive! I ain't throwing no salt. I'll think positive though. So positive, that I'm convinced that I'll be a-ok without even throwing salt over my shoulder.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 6, 2019 Author Posted November 6, 2019 16 hours ago, Lasty said: Superstitious... I'm actually not, I just thought this would make an amusing thread. lol
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 6, 2019 Author Posted November 6, 2019 13 hours ago, tsar4 said: Ask the 1969 Cubs - Did the cubs win that game?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 6, 2019 Author Posted November 6, 2019 12 hours ago, LoLJackass said: Since it's only considered black because of it's fur, do cats see tabbys and be like "LOL, fucking gingers" (and yes, I know all tabbys aren't orange) "Fucking gingers.... all they do is sleep all day and cram lasagna down their throats." Get it? They're basing their racial stereotypes off Garfield....
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 6, 2019 Author Posted November 6, 2019 10 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: As they say over here, "Decolonized your mind" brah. Uh?
lupin_bebop Posted November 7, 2019 Posted November 7, 2019 On 11/5/2019 at 9:28 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: .... You've never heard the old superstitions about black cats being bad luck, witches, brides of Satan, etc.? Specifically it is said to be bad luck if one crosses your path. Well one ran in front of my car while I was driving at night. I did not hit it. I'm just wondering what the superstition would say my fate is. Yes, I have. I just don't really think about it. I believe in proven, repeatable, measurable facts.
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 7, 2019 Posted November 7, 2019 15 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: "Fucking gingers.... all they do is sleep all day and cram lasagna down their throats." Get it? They're basing their racial stereotypes off Garfield.... Man I like sleeping and lasagna a lot
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 7, 2019 Author Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Yes, I have. I just don't really think about it. I believe in proven, repeatable, measurable facts. I don't think much about it either, but I don't really get in situations that have superstitions attached to them. Including black cats running across my path. Maybe you see black cats all the time. Maybe you even own one or more. I don't know. And that last statement makes it sound like you think that I believe in superstitions. Like this one. The only superstition I would say I believe in, if you can call it that, is karma (at least how the typical white American knows of it). This was meant to be an amusing thread, not a serious one. Edited November 7, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 7, 2019 Author Posted November 7, 2019 8 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Man I like sleeping and lasagna a lot Are you a ginger?
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 7, 2019 Posted November 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Are you a ginger? Are you a fucking racist?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 7, 2019 Author Posted November 7, 2019 56 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Are you a fucking racist?
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