ITasteLikeSex Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 (edited) I’m currently taking sign ups Edited October 25, 2019 by ITasteLikeSex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Submits a sample 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 i need a wife too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimpjira Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Not it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 By the hour maybe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vela Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 12 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i need a wife too I would...but... This guy might have something to say about it... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 I have an idea in the very early formative stages that this makes me think of. So instead I will ask "what defines a waifu," so I can get a good idea of molding this idea into being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I have an idea in the very early formative stages that this makes me think of. So instead I will ask "what defines a waifu," so I can get a good idea of molding this idea into being. Waaaaiiiiiiifuuuuuuuuuuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 @GuyBeardmane It's your ideal soul mate that you fantasize about! Except... ...but you be like... ...sometimes even... So you go out and get a dakimakura... Or if you're like Akihiko Kondo you say 'fuck you convention, goodbye social life, I'm sorry family," and spend 18K on wedding involving.......... .........a holograph. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Good luck, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Good luck, dude. He's gunna need it, it's a sticky path to go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 23 hours ago, Vela said: I would...but... This guy might have something to say about it... ive seen this happen before 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said: ive seen this happen before 😂 Omgosh rly? lol I think I've seen "the" look in peoples eyes before but never the table flip, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 What kind of waifu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, Vela said: Omgosh rly? lol I think I've seen "the" look in peoples eyes before but never the table flip, lol. yeah. this dude had a very expensive deck. a top tier one and he lost against something that cost less than $50 bucks and a deck that wasnt known as a top tier deck. he was furious and raged quit on the same level. he left but came back and apologized. the store owner let him back but just warned him not to do that again. good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 21 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: What kind of waifu? One with big tiddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 23 hours ago, Vela said: He's gunna need it, it's a sticky path to go down. I agree. It's not a path to tread with reckless abandon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said: yeah. this dude had a very expensive deck. a top tier one and he lost against something that cost less than $50 bucks and a deck that wasnt known as a top tier deck. he was furious and raged quit on the same level. he left but came back and apologized. the store owner let him back but just warned him not to do that again. good times. Oh ho rough >.< 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 54 minutes ago, Vela said: Oh ho rough >.< we still talk about among friends from time to time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: we still talk about among friends from time to time I mean...I'm the type that would feel bad winning at that point even before the flip, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Vela said: I mean...I'm the type that would feel bad winning at that point even before the flip, lol. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I've never played Magic the Gathering. I've tried to ask a couple friends to teach me back when it first came out, but they just blew me off. Needless to say, we haven't spoken since high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Can I get application please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted October 27, 2019 Author Share Posted October 27, 2019 5 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: What kind of waifu? The adult female kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted October 27, 2019 Author Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I've never played Magic the Gathering. I've tried to ask a couple friends to teach me back when it first came out, but they just blew me off. Needless to say, we haven't spoken since high school. Don’t play it. Magic will take all your money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Don’t play it. Magic will take all your money. So does the government. What's your point? (Hey-oh!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Depends on if you want a waifu who can’t cook... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, renjifan said: Depends on if you want a waifu who can’t cook... I taught myself how to cook certain things. Other things, well, just require following a recipe. (Sorry. I'm actually trying to be encouraging. I hope I didn't come off as smart or snarky.) Edited October 27, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 52 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I've never played Magic the Gathering. I've tried to ask a couple friends to teach me back when it first came out, but they just blew me off. Needless to say, we haven't spoken since high school. Distorted is the MTG gamer, I'm just having fun. Although wtf, blew you off?! They be like, "Nah man...you're not cool enough for Magic the Gathering..." lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 57 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: The adult female kind It is important to specify, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Vela said: Distorted is the MTG gamer, I'm just having fun. Although wtf, blew you off?! They be like, "Nah man...you're not cool enough for Magic the Gathering..." lol. They were jerks. (And that's cool. lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 50 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I taught myself how to cook certain things. Other things, well, just require following a recipe. (Sorry. I'm actually trying to be encouraging. I hope I didn't come off as smart or snarky.) No, not at all! I tried cooking more when I first started dieting, and I was able to follow the recipes and not burn the house down. The stuff I made turned out fine, but cooking is just not my forte. I’m also lazy, so buying food that’s already made or popping something in the microwave is much easier 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NapalmDeath Machine Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 7 hours ago, Vela said: I mean...I'm the type that would feel bad winning at that point even before the flip, lol. winning is very important to the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NapalmDeath Machine Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: winning is very important to the game Existing is winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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