Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 They keep blowing me off like there's something better out there even though I'm perfect on so many levels. It's a shame. It's like Bryce Harper getting demoted to single A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Lie. What's a lie? *towering over you, muscles ready for some MMA action* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 You could lie to them. You could be lying to us. At this point, does it make a difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Ah I see what you mean. *chuckles at Jingai who is backtracking from what he really means out of fear of Alpha Zeni* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Invest in one of these so the ladies know what's up. (Also available in white.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 start a drinking game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Need it in white, text in blue, and it has to be the same color as this guy: Who I would love to replace that W because I think that's a WWF or WWE symbol, and I'm not a wrestling fan! -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Whatever you want, champ. This will work even less with the ladies. Maybe Chase the hedgehog can assist you further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Ah that one looks really good. Will have to rock that around the neighborhood. Would like to get a custom version with real chaos emeralds though, but embedded in the belt such that they're not sticking out while I perambulate around town with alpha swag and they're not poking me in my thighs either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 You do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Be yourself...Oh wait nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 You need to make a video of you picking up cinder blocks with your nut sack.....girls really love it when a dude is willing to destroy his balls for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 be someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 I'm thinking yes because fk her for ignoring me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 I can only guess that she's talking to somebody else on OKC who she thinks is better, which is why she stopped responding. How can I just keep her on my friends list when she thinks he's better? Wouldn't make any sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Nah. What's the fun in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Nah. What's the fun in that? Just to teach her a lesson. I don't feel like going into AggroZeni mode with the whole, "What do you think you're doing ignoring me?" stuff as I'm feeling quite mellow today, so perhaps today I'll nonchalantly block and unfriend her and then make myself a cup of green tea. It'll be so soothing and afterward I can smile knowing that I just got a pest off of my back and that I was, in fact, the far superior OKC alpha male, which will be proved once they never work out. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I'm thinking yes because fk her for ignoring me. [youtube autoplay=1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Remember she can control your account on OKC She has your balls in her hand You unfriend her on PSN and she'll report you to OKC mods for no reason This girl is smart You should be taking notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Just to teach her a lesson. I don't feel like going into AggroZeni mode with the whole, "What do you think you're doing ignoring me?" stuff as I'm feeling quite mellow today, so perhaps today I'll nonchalantly block and unfriend her and then make myself a cup of green tea. It'll be so soothing and afterward I can smile knowing that I just got a pest off of my back and that I was, in fact, the far superior OKC alpha male, which will be proved once they never work out. <3 Better than going 'Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs' on her ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 She has your balls in her hand She can only dream of that now that she decided to betray me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 Better than going 'Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs' on her ass. I don't follow. Not into psycho stuff, even though I guess some creeps talk to girls like that. : o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 She responded right now haha. And I was so close to sending a classic "don't play games with me" message. Ah... glad to see generation z knows what the game's about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 She responded right now haha. And I was so close to sending a classic "don't play games with me" message. Ah... glad to see generation z knows what the game's about. If you say generation z one more time I'll slay every OKC thread you ever make Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 If you say generation z one more time I'll slay every OKC thread you ever make Abusing your powers, reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Abusing your powers, reported. Already enough complaints reported so overruled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 She responded right now haha. And I was so close to sending a classic "don't play games with me" message. Ah... glad to see generation z knows what the game's about. I thought that you didn't hang around playgrounds, perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 Talking to this girl is pointless. I'm gonna ask her one time if she wants to meet up this weekend, and then I'm gonna let her meet up with the other guys she's been ignoring me for just so she can be back on the site in a few weeks. Do you know how annoying it is to know you're the best, the cream of the crop, and to always get ignored by these peabrains? GRRRRR. I'll give her one more shot. She still replies, but she's clearly talking to at least one other guy, and that's just unacceptable because if she knew anything about the world, she'd see that I'm easily the best. >( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Tell her you've tracked her location and will be by to pick her up this Saturday night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 Tell her you've tracked her location and will be by to pick her up this Saturday night I actually don't know her exact location, only area in Philly she lives in based on what she told me. She doesn't have her driver's license or a car though, so what you're saying makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 That's good. It means she's more dependent on you, and thus hostage to your power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 You need to find out her exact location so if she turns cold you can show up and talk some sense into her pea brain, or steal the family's dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 You need to find out her exact location so if she turns cold you can show up and talk some sense into her pea brain, or steal the family's dog. Another good idea except for the dog part because stealing is bad, but every time I try to talk sense into them they do the opposite of what makes sense just to piss me off, such as dating somebody other than me or seeking restraining orders like that one girl tried to do to me. Smh... Corrupt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 You don't know how mad I was when she got that restraining order. I wanted to confront her about it, but the order told me that I'd go to jail if I did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 Fortunately the TRO wasn't turned into a permanent one. That was a close call. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 All those people on OKC, and she didn't choose you? Stop the fucking presses. I don't fucking blame her. You're a creepy asshole. Fuck, if I was a female, I would actively avoid you, because I know you're a creeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Kill yourself........or change your identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 be someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 *shoves lupin_bebop backward* Whoa, that's a nice speech and all, but don't get up in my face like that, man. It just doesn't end well... <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Somebody pot a muzzle on this nigga Mochi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 Somebody pot a muzzle on this nigga Mochi. Lmao true but wrong thread bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 New prefered age range is 26-30, need some Damn women in this joint even if they did F up by.not choosing me for the last ten years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapphireShores Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 My girlfriend was 17 when we got together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Zeni the 32 year old virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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