Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I learned the other day I have a "geographic tongue." Always thought I just burned/chewed it and it never fully healed. Google that phrase. Mine is super mild, but a lot of people's aren't. Knowing you, I'm kinda afraid to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 This is kinda what my tongue looks like, only not quite this bad- Spoiler This is what I'm glad my tongue doesn't look like- Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: This is kinda what my tongue looks like, only not quite this bad- Reveal hidden contents This is what I'm glad my tongue doesn't look like- Reveal hidden contents *clicks first spoiler*: Hm. *clicks second spoiler*: Oh dear god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Mix said: I didn't know our screen names were supposed to be self descriptive.... My screen name was a nickname that people called me back in school. I used to get in a lot of fights. I've been better with that recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 The 4 hernias sucked though, they were caused from the buck shot in my abdomen, and got worse by lifting heavy things and playing football. They did remove the buckshot which had been there so long that my body formed cysts around it, which they first thought were tumors on the ct scan. I remember removing some of the pellets back when it happened from my leg and belly with my buck knife, I was around 14 I think. Then I just lived with that till I was 27. The recovery for that sucked hard, but at least I was put under for it. I had to do surgery on Paul one time in the gang, and he was awake. Idiot cut his arm to the bone with a chainsaw doing something dumb, probably drunk and stitched himself up with fucking copper wire. His arm smelt like hell, some parts were black and the copper had changed color. I was like you're going to have to go to a hospital, but he refused. I think he was on parole and either the fact he was drinking or on drugs would have violated it if he went to the hospital. So I was like fuck I'll see what I can do. Had to cut out the wire, remove chunks of dead/infected flesh then use fishing line I soaked in alcohol to sew the wound; and he didn't lose his arm. A lot of good it did him seeing as five years later he had his neck broken and leg cut off by a chainsaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: My screen name was a nickname that people called me back in school. I used to get in a lot of fights. I've been better with that recently. 1 minute ago, HardcoreHunter said: The 4 hernias sucked though, they were caused from the buck shot in my abdomen, and got worse by lifting heavy things and playing football. They did remove the buckshot which had been there so long that my body formed cysts around it, which they first thought were tumors on the ct scan. I remember removing some of the pellets back when it happened from my leg and belly with my buck knife, I was around 14 I think. Then I just lived with that till I was 27. The recovery for that sucked hard, but at least I was put under for it. I had to do surgery on Paul one time in the gang, and he was awake. Idiot cut his arm to the bone with a chainsaw doing something dumb, probably drunk and stitched himself up with fucking copper wire. His arm smelt like hell, some parts were black and the copper had changed color. I was like you're going to have to go to a hospital, but he refused. I think he was on parole and either the fact he was drinking or on drugs would have violated it if he went to the hospital. So I was like fuck I'll see what I can do. Had to cut out the wire, remove chunks of dead/infected flesh then use fishing line I soaked in alcohol to sew the wound; and he didn't lose his arm. A lot of good it did him seeing as five years later he had his neck broken and leg cut off by a chainsaw. You can stop....we believe you....you're super scary Did your avatar always look that sinister? Y'know what never mind...I don't want to bug you.....you have yourself a good day, sir 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I'll have you know that I am a ray of motherfucking sunshine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Well the puppy is certainly a ray of sunshine, for sure.....are you the puppy? or are you the guy that looks like one of the hitmen John Wick didn't kill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I like animals even though I do hunt. I drove 60 mile round trip last year to take a nest of baby squirrels I'd found to a wildlife rehab center. For all I know though they probably just fed them to any eagles they were taking care of, but it's the thought that counts. However I did also beat someone half dead a while back because they were throwing rocks at a hawk I was watching that was eating a rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I never turn the lights on when I'm in the bathroom. Not even when I'm in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I never turn the lights on when I'm in the bathroom. Not even when I'm in the shower. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why? I have issues 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted October 20, 2019 Author Share Posted October 20, 2019 I'm pretty sure my parents' house is haunted. Lots of weird things have happened there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Back when I was a kid I cut a hole in my wall and fucked it. Only once, though. I got a nasty case of raw chalk dick. Then I used the hole to throw away all the porno pictures I drew for a couple of years so my mother wouldn't find them in the trash. I once got so angry I tossed an apple in the air and punched it just so I could punch something and not leave property damage. I threw my arm out of its socket. The apple wasn't damaged. All my experience drawing anime style art came from looking at hentai and trying to draw porno to jerk it to because I couldn't get my hands on any real porn due to growing up in a christian household in the 80s-90s. I had blonde hair when I was born. It turned brown on its own about a year later. Each one of the bullies I got into a fight with during school disappeared entirely afterwards and I never saw them again. I can't reach my ass to wipe it with my left hand. I like sparkly shiny things. I'm going to die at 53 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 I can do things with my tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Once bowled a 279 (non-league). Even sneezed on the approach & rolled a strike...I could do no wrong. Got 3rd place in the Butterfly (out of 6 swimmers) at a swim meet, despite never successfully being able to actually complete a single Butterfly stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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