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If you were going to become a serial killer, what would your signature be?


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My signature is that I replace their eye balls with d20s, facing the 1 and the 20 out of the left and right socket respectively.

It represents the fickleness of fate.

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9 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

To not have one to not get caught and not get my other crimes tied together. 

 

9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

to not want to deal with killing anyone and just letting other people do it instead

You’re not going to get your own fucking TV show with that attitude.

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Just now, Naraku4656 said:

if i were fearless i'd take a bullet, and impress my friends

Starting to think you don’t quite grasp the concept of what a serial killer is, Naruko.

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1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

if i were fearless i'd take a bullet, and impress my friends

If by fearless you mean stupid and by impress you mean make worry...

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1 minute ago, Cau said:

Nice try, Mr. FBI agent.

The FBI can't be much of a real organization, it's existence is public knowledge.... Memberships, even quote-un-quote secret ones, can be tracked.

How do you make sure your country has enough hidden spies? If you don't recruit them, don't train them, don't send them out or call them back, how can you be sure? lol 

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4 minutes ago, Lasty said:

The FBI can't be much of a real organization, it's existence is public knowledge.... Memberships, even quote-un-quote secret ones, can be tracked.

How do you make sure your country has enough hidden spies? If you don't recruit them, don't train them, don't send them out or call them back, how can you be sure? lol 

You’re getting the CIA and FBI mixed up. The FBI isn’t supposed to be secret.

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1 minute ago, InsaneFox said:

You’re getting the CIA and FBI mixed up. The FBI isn’t supposed to be secret.

Not the point I was making, I said it can't be much of a real organization because it's not secret. I didn't mix anything up. By not real, I mean not an effective or influential hub of information on it's purported stage. Like, eh, figurehead, scapegoat type of thing.

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3 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

To be fair an “organization” has nothing to do with secrets.

Actually, they're pretty generally close to mutually inclusive...

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I would carve one word into the flesh of each person I killed until the bodies amounted to the full lyrics of "All Star" by Smash Mouth, and then my spree of terror would be finished.

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The first thing my victims would lose is their feet, below the ankles. They will have stumps available to use within 6 months. Then their hands at the wrists, they will heal somewhat quicker, five months is a fair average. Next their nose, no smell of dawn for them. Followed by their tongue, deeply cut away, not even a stump left. And then their left eye and then their right. Their ears they will keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be theirs to cherish, every babe that weeps in fear at their approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with their perfect ears.

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4 minutes ago, WhatTheLiteralF said:

The first thing my victims would lose is their feet, below the ankles. They will have stumps available to use within 6 months. Then their hands at the wrists, they will heal somewhat quicker, five months is a fair average. Next their nose, no smell of dawn for them. Followed by their tongue, deeply cut away, not even a stump left. And then their left eye and then their right. Their ears they will keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be theirs to cherish, every babe that weeps in fear at their approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with their perfect ears.

We got em, boys.

Move in.

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3 minutes ago, WhatTheLiteralF said:

The first thing my victims would lose is their feet, below the ankles. They will have stumps available to use within 6 months. Then their hands at the wrists, they will heal somewhat quicker, five months is a fair average. Next their nose, no smell of dawn for them. Followed by their tongue, deeply cut away, not even a stump left. And then their left eye and then their right. Their ears they will keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be theirs to cherish, every babe that weeps in fear at their approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with their perfect ears.

You would be the world's worst serial killer. They're supposed to wind up dead, not listening to screams.

 

Amateur.

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