InsaneFox Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 My signature is that I replace their eye balls with d20s, facing the 1 and the 20 out of the left and right socket respectively. It represents the fickleness of fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 To not have one to not get caught and not get my other crimes tied together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 to not want to deal with killing anyone and just letting other people do it instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: to not want to deal with killing anyone and just letting other people do it instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: To not have one to not get caught and not get my other crimes tied together. 9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: to not want to deal with killing anyone and just letting other people do it instead You’re not going to get your own fucking TV show with that attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, InsaneFox said: You’re not going to get your own fucking TV show with that attitude. if i were fearless i'd take a bullet, and impress my friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Nice try, Mr. FBI agent. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: if i were fearless i'd take a bullet, and impress my friends Starting to think you don’t quite grasp the concept of what a serial killer is, Naruko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Cau said: Nice try, Mr. FBI agent. [REDACTED] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: if i were fearless i'd take a bullet, and impress my friends If by fearless you mean stupid and by impress you mean make worry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Cau said: Nice try, Mr. FBI agent. The FBI can't be much of a real organization, it's existence is public knowledge.... Memberships, even quote-un-quote secret ones, can be tracked. How do you make sure your country has enough hidden spies? If you don't recruit them, don't train them, don't send them out or call them back, how can you be sure? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Lasty said: The FBI can't be much of a real organization, it's existence is public knowledge.... Memberships, even quote-un-quote secret ones, can be tracked. How do you make sure your country has enough hidden spies? If you don't recruit them, don't train them, don't send them out or call them back, how can you be sure? lol You’re getting the CIA and FBI mixed up. The FBI isn’t supposed to be secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, InsaneFox said: You’re getting the CIA and FBI mixed up. The FBI isn’t supposed to be secret. Not the point I was making, I said it can't be much of a real organization because it's not secret. I didn't mix anything up. By not real, I mean not an effective or influential hub of information on it's purported stage. Like, eh, figurehead, scapegoat type of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 To be fair an “organization” has nothing to do with secrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: To be fair an “organization” has nothing to do with secrets. Actually, they're pretty generally close to mutually inclusive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Starting to think you don’t quite grasp the concept of what a serial killer is, Naruko. i was alluding to a song about a killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: You’re not going to get your own fucking TV show with that attitude. I don't want to be on t.v. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I don't want to be on t.v. Well, I'd kind of like my own cooking show... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, mthor said: Well, I'd kind of like my own cooking show... Doo eet, I'll sit in the audience but maybe that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I would carve one word into the flesh of each person I killed until the bodies amounted to the full lyrics of "All Star" by Smash Mouth, and then my spree of terror would be finished. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The first thing my victims would lose is their feet, below the ankles. They will have stumps available to use within 6 months. Then their hands at the wrists, they will heal somewhat quicker, five months is a fair average. Next their nose, no smell of dawn for them. Followed by their tongue, deeply cut away, not even a stump left. And then their left eye and then their right. Their ears they will keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be theirs to cherish, every babe that weeps in fear at their approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with their perfect ears. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, WhatTheLiteralF said: The first thing my victims would lose is their feet, below the ankles. They will have stumps available to use within 6 months. Then their hands at the wrists, they will heal somewhat quicker, five months is a fair average. Next their nose, no smell of dawn for them. Followed by their tongue, deeply cut away, not even a stump left. And then their left eye and then their right. Their ears they will keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be theirs to cherish, every babe that weeps in fear at their approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with their perfect ears. We got em, boys. Move in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, WhatTheLiteralF said: The first thing my victims would lose is their feet, below the ankles. They will have stumps available to use within 6 months. Then their hands at the wrists, they will heal somewhat quicker, five months is a fair average. Next their nose, no smell of dawn for them. Followed by their tongue, deeply cut away, not even a stump left. And then their left eye and then their right. Their ears they will keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be theirs to cherish, every babe that weeps in fear at their approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with their perfect ears. You would be the world's worst serial killer. They're supposed to wind up dead, not listening to screams. Amateur. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, mthor said: You would be the world's worst serial killer. They're supposed to wind up dead, not listening to screams. Amateur. https://youtu.be/I_keWS1i3RA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 A single condom filled with baked beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, stilgar said: A single condom filled with baked beans. A single condom filled with a used condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 9 hours ago, InsaneFox said: You’re not going to get your own fucking TV show with that attitude. Is Charles Manson not famous enough for you? Or Jim Jones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 27 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is Charles Manson not famous enough for you? Or Jim Jones? We need new blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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