Naraku4656 Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) i nearly spat my drink out and said he was nuts. then he said "well you should if you want kids" then i said "i don't". then he asked "well then who is going to continue the family line". and i answered "i don't know, but not me". he was pissed and barely spoke to me the rest of the time we ate Edited August 9, 2019 by Naraku4656 1
Vamped Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: i nearly spat my drink out and said he was nuts. then he said "well you should if you want kids" then i said "i don't". then he asked "well then who is going to continue the family line". and i answered "i don't know, but not me". he was pissed and barely spoke to me the rest of the time we ate You should've said "AS SOON AS I FIND THE RIGHT MAN" 6
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 Wonder when I'm going to get the "when are you going to have kids" shit from my family. Wonder if they'll wait until after the wedding or if they'll ask at the reception.
Naraku4656 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Vamped said: You should've said "AS SOON AS I FIND THE RIGHT MAN" i've been going out with my gf for about 10 months now. he seems to think this is the 50s where people get married after like a year. i wouldn't be interested until maybe 5-6 years after dating, if that 1
Naraku4656 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 Just now, Athena 92 said: Wonder when I'm going to get the "when are you going to have kids" shit from my family. Wonder if they'll wait until after the wedding or if they'll ask at the reception. show them a picture of Gordon and tell them that is your child
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: show them a picture of Gordon and tell them that is your child Thankfully no one's really asked me about having kids yet. Although that also means that I haven't prepared a good response to that question.
GunStarHero Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, Vamped said: You should've said "AS SOON AS I FIND THE RIGHT MAN" Naraku's dad: YOU MUST CONTINUE OUR FAMILY'S LEGACY! Naraku: 2
Vamped Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i've been going out with my gf for about 10 months now. he seems to think this is the 50s where people get married after like a year. i wouldn't be interested until maybe 5-6 years after dating, if that He wants you to hurry and make an honest woman out of her and then pump her full of grandbabies ... Every now and then Ill see a baby and Ill be like ... I want another one ... but maaan potty training alone ... shit is for the birds. Do not recommend 1
Naraku4656 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 20 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Thankfully no one's really asked me about having kids yet. Although that also means that I haven't prepared a good response to that question. kids are for suckers anyway. try to be clever about the answer
Naraku4656 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Naraku's dad: YOU MUST CONTINUE OUR FAMILY'S LEGACY! Naraku: i put myself in front of that bullet once already for my sibling when they came out as non-binary.
Naraku4656 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, Vamped said: He wants you to hurry and make an honest woman out of her and then pump her full of grandbabies ... Every now and then Ill see a baby and Ill be like ... I want another one ... but maaan potty training alone ... shit is for the birds. Do not recommend i just want to be left alone
fuggstop Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 Mine is saying after a nightmarish time at summer camp that she wants no kids. I might suck an egg out and make a scientist make me a grandbaby 1
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 24 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: kids are for suckers anyway. try to be clever about the answer I just like having quiet and more money and freedom. Not to mention that I don't know if I could raise a kid with a disability of any kind, as bad as that might sound. I've dealt with enough of that through my various jobs. Also there's the whole "can I really in good conscience bring a human into the world as it's going to shit all around us and we have the impending doom of climate change constantly over our heads and the people in charge seem to have collective decided that money is more important than the fucking planet?"
little_girl_lost Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 i hafta call my dad ever Saturday night he asks me 'am I married yet?' 'any kids yet?' 'no? then why'd you call me?' but if I don't call him one week he lays the guilt on pretty thick I like to refer to him as my jewish mother
Naraku4656 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I just like having quiet and more money and freedom. Not to mention that I don't know if I could raise a kid with a disability of any kind, as bad as that might sound. I've dealt with enough of that through my various jobs. Also there's the whole "can I really in good conscience bring a human into the world as it's going to shit all around us and we have the impending doom of climate change constantly over our heads and the people in charge seem to have collective decided that money is more important than the fucking planet?" i just want sleep and peace and quiet and freedom and you can have none of those things with kids.
Raptorpat Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 naraku when are you going to gave athena's babbies
fuggstop Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i just want sleep and peace and quiet and freedom and you can have none of those things with kids. You can but u gotta send them to yer sibling or get a hotel room
Neko Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: i nearly spat my drink out and said he was nuts. then he said "well you should if you want kids" then i said "i don't". then he asked "well then who is going to continue the family line". and i answered "i don't know, but not me". he was pissed and barely spoke to me the rest of the time we ate My shit devolved to "That's why you don't have any kids" by now. I prolly can't and i'm not having sex so...yea. I don't date and I don't trust many people's intentions. I learned that mistrust through only a few people but it really fucked my head up trying to think like someone else about shit that has happened in the past...like why think about a fuck up so much that you fuck up.... fuck it. I might buy sperm the way this is going but I don't want to end up selfishly a single parent. And i don't want to give anyone and unfair disadvantage. Dick usually gets me into trouble anyway... Treat is as dirty until proven clean...nursing career paranoia of looking at and smelling off shit and sticking swabs in errythang. I'm too grown for this shit.
Naraku4656 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: You can but u gotta send them to yer sibling or get a hotel room no 1
Vamped Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Athena 92 said: I just like having quiet and more money and freedom. Not to mention that I don't know if I could raise a kid with a disability of any kind, as bad as that might sound. I've dealt with enough of that through my various jobs. Also there's the whole "can I really in good conscience bring a human into the world as it's going to shit all around us and we have the impending doom of climate change constantly over our heads and the people in charge seem to have collective decided that money is more important than the fucking planet?" As a parent to a 4 year old .... I just want to poop by myself 1
Distortedreasoning Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 back when i was younger in high school i used to get the " i dont wanna see any grand kids" spiel all the time! and now that im in my 30s im getting the "when are you getting me grandkids!" talk. now i say you missed your chance back when i was younger and dumber. 1
Seight Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 It's funny, I actually get this line of questioning more from my co-workers than my parents. To note, its me, another guy, and eight women in these two offices.
fuggstop Posted August 10, 2019 Posted August 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Vamped said: As a parent to a 4 year old .... I just want to poop by myself I took this picture while pooping. Notice all the accessories. 1
Vamped Posted August 10, 2019 Posted August 10, 2019 43 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I took this picture while pooping. Notice all the accessories. Atleast she had a chair. Mine wants to sit in my lap as I poop XD 1
fuggstop Posted August 10, 2019 Posted August 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: Atleast she had a chair. Mine wants to sit in my lap as I poop XD Girl get him his own little kiddie chair, too! They come in handy
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