Zenigundam Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Back before parents raised their kids to believe they were flawless and could reject sexy alpha males like Zeni without thinking twice, there were alpha male dads who told them, "You date Zeni! Don't make me collect you!" :-*
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Back before parents raised their kids to believe they were flawless and could reject sexy alpha males like Zeni without thinking twice, there were alpha male dads who told them, "You date Zeni! Don't make me collect you!" No this won't work -1
Misaka Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Zeni come to Detroit and let saddy and me give you a tour of the land
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Zeni come to Detroit and let saddy and me give you a tour of the land I also hail from the D so I think I'm going to handle this tour
Zenigundam Posted February 17, 2017 Author Posted February 17, 2017 Zeni is nice. I know. Perhaps too nice.
mthor Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Janice says that if you do, she wants to come out for a visit.
mthor Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 I know. Perhaps too nice. And there goes the coffee again, all over the screen...Are you trying to kill me, or is this just a happy accident?
Misaka Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 I also hail from the D so I think I'm going to handle this tour You realize I would take him into the crept territory and leave him with them
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 You realize I would take him into the crept territory and leave him with them I was just going to take him to a Lions game, there's no greater torture than that
Misaka Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 I was just going to take him to a Lions game, there's no greater torture than that Nah man no If anything take him to the tigers game Those fast balls can do some damage and finally knock some sense into him
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Janice says that if you do, she wants to come out for a visit. Hey maybe Janice can visit her cousin Alice
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Posted February 17, 2017 Nah man no If anything take him to the tigers game Those fast balls can do some damage and finally knock some sense into him If that doesn't work then force him to watch a Tigers game in it's entirety
bnmjy Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 I was hoping you would go further back . . . they were treated as property and forced into arranged marriages. Good times.
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Posted February 18, 2017 I was hoping you would go further back . . . they were treated as property and forced into arranged marriages. Good times. That's a bit extreme! I dunno, I'm a feminist myself, except that I think girls shouldn't ignore you and blow you off because that's when I have to *grabs shoulder and spins her around so that she's facing me* and say, "I am talking to you!" <3
quebecelegy Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 valuable insight from a 21st century modern day sinatra
fuggnificent Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Zeni give fugg control over your account and ill get you laid in less than 24 hours.
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Posted February 18, 2017 Zeni give fugg control over your account and ill get you laid in less than 24 hours. I actually believe it, with a hot girl to boot.
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Posted February 18, 2017 Guys just imagine, no h-m-. 1. Sexy Underwear 2. Yoga Pants 3. Wii U 4. Daddy's Credit Card 5. Hair Straightener
Naraku4656 Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 1. a sign 2. a marker 3. tape 4. write "HELP ME PLEASE" 5. put it on the lawn
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 1. Cat 2. 50 thousand piles of make up and cosmetics 3. Laptop computer with cat/rainbow stickers and gifs everywhere 4. MY cat ear headband. 5. My dignity compressed so much it deserves a bigger title than RAR file? Hey Zeni!
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 1. Hi-Point 9mm 2. ar-15 3. sks 4. .22 caliber rifle 5. pellet gun
naraku360 Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Gotta go to the store to find the 5 biggest dildos possible to use on Zeni's butt simultaneously.
mthor Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 1. Duct tape 2. chainsaw 3. wood chipper 5. garbage bags
NaBarney Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 I actually believe it, with a hot girl to boot. fuggpop[/member] Zenigundam[/member] let's do this and post results
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Posted February 18, 2017 I'm a pretty good storyteller aren't I? <3
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Posted February 18, 2017 Butt naked on my couch right now, hair's a mess, my interview clothes are wrinkled, and I'm not sure if I actually another copy of my resume on hand. Haha oh well. I'll start getting ready in a few. Crack open a smooth MBI tallboy and down it.
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Posted February 18, 2017 1. Cat 2. 50 thousand piles of make up and cosmetics 3. Laptop computer with cat/rainbow stickers and gifs everywhere 4. MY cat ear headband. 5. My dignity compressed so much it deserves a bigger title than RAR file? Hey Zeni! I wish a girl would bring those things. Cat maybe not though haha. :beer:
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