Zenigundam Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Back before parents raised their kids to believe they were flawless and could reject sexy alpha males like Zeni without thinking twice, there were alpha male dads who told them, "You date Zeni! Don't make me collect you!" :-* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Back before parents raised their kids to believe they were flawless and could reject sexy alpha males like Zeni without thinking twice, there were alpha male dads who told them, "You date Zeni! Don't make me collect you!" No this won't work -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mthor Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Cats are nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Zeni come to Detroit and let saddy and me give you a tour of the land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Zeni come to Detroit and let saddy and me give you a tour of the land I also hail from the D so I think I'm going to handle this tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 Zeni is nice. I know. Perhaps too nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Janice says that if you do, she wants to come out for a visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I know. Perhaps too nice. And there goes the coffee again, all over the screen...Are you trying to kill me, or is this just a happy accident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I also hail from the D so I think I'm going to handle this tour You realize I would take him into the crept territory and leave him with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 You realize I would take him into the crept territory and leave him with them I was just going to take him to a Lions game, there's no greater torture than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I was just going to take him to a Lions game, there's no greater torture than that Nah man no If anything take him to the tigers game Those fast balls can do some damage and finally knock some sense into him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Janice says that if you do, she wants to come out for a visit. Hey maybe Janice can visit her cousin Alice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Nah man no If anything take him to the tigers game Those fast balls can do some damage and finally knock some sense into him If that doesn't work then force him to watch a Tigers game in it's entirety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I was hoping you would go further back . . . they were treated as property and forced into arranged marriages. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 I was hoping you would go further back . . . they were treated as property and forced into arranged marriages. Good times. That's a bit extreme! I dunno, I'm a feminist myself, except that I think girls shouldn't ignore you and blow you off because that's when I have to *grabs shoulder and spins her around so that she's facing me* and say, "I am talking to you!" <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 valuable insight from a 21st century modern day sinatra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fuggnificent Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Zeni give fugg control over your account and ill get you laid in less than 24 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 Zeni give fugg control over your account and ill get you laid in less than 24 hours. I actually believe it, with a hot girl to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 Guys just imagine, no h-m-. 1. Sexy Underwear 2. Yoga Pants 3. Wii U 4. Daddy's Credit Card 5. Hair Straightener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 1. a sign 2. a marker 3. tape 4. write "HELP ME PLEASE" 5. put it on the lawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 1. Cat 2. 50 thousand piles of make up and cosmetics 3. Laptop computer with cat/rainbow stickers and gifs everywhere 4. MY cat ear headband. 5. My dignity compressed so much it deserves a bigger title than RAR file? Hey Zeni! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 1. Hi-Point 9mm 2. ar-15 3. sks 4. .22 caliber rifle 5. pellet gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Gotta go to the store to find the 5 biggest dildos possible to use on Zeni's butt simultaneously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 1. Duct tape 2. chainsaw 3. wood chipper 5. garbage bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 a flying pig 4x tubes of anal lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I actually believe it, with a hot girl to boot. fuggpop[/member] Zenigundam[/member] let's do this and post results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 I'm a pretty good storyteller aren't I? <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 Butt naked on my couch right now, hair's a mess, my interview clothes are wrinkled, and I'm not sure if I actually another copy of my resume on hand. Haha oh well. I'll start getting ready in a few. Crack open a smooth MBI tallboy and down it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 1. Cat 2. 50 thousand piles of make up and cosmetics 3. Laptop computer with cat/rainbow stickers and gifs everywhere 4. MY cat ear headband. 5. My dignity compressed so much it deserves a bigger title than RAR file? Hey Zeni! I wish a girl would bring those things. Cat maybe not though haha. :beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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