That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 or don't. Nobody cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Were you given any more edged weapons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, mthor said: Were you given any more edged weapons? No. I actually would have welcomed it though so I could slit my damn wrists😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Why have you never provided us with video 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Joe's crab shack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Why have you never provided us with video Because I don't want to burn material on here, and even if I posted a video of me murdering people would just talk shit anyway and say I'm trash regardless so it kinda doesn't matter lol. But you don't want to see video of tonight. It was ten minutes of decent laughs then ten minutes of polite chortles. They just stopped paying attention after the first half of my set. TLDR: I can dm you video if you really want to see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Joe's crab shack? The Baltimore house. Come down. I'm not on stage anymore so you'll have a great time 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 #comedygrind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Did you get crabs? 🦀🦀🦀🦀 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Not every crowd is good. Keep it up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 44 minutes ago, Poof said: Did you get crabs? 🦀🦀🦀🦀 No lol. I contemplated it but this place didn't look reputable. It was honestly kinda sketch. Cool place, but sketch. Maybe next time I can get both types of crabs. Fuck it. It's temporary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 40 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Not every crowd is good. Keep it up! Thank you! And I know. I'm still reeling from that fucking event for that guy that died. That shit was aaaassssssss lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: No lol. I contemplated it but this place didn't look reputable. It was honestly kinda sketch. Cool place, but sketch. Maybe next time I can get both types of crabs. Fuck it. It's temporary. Idk if youre really a comedian until you get crabs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Idk if youre really a comedian until you get crabs I've been very fortunate to never have an std but now that I'm a D list comedian it might be time. Herpes is for the A listers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I've been very fortunate to never have an std but now that I'm a D list comedian it might be time. Herpes is for the A listers I got scabies from sharing a bed w/my friend samantha during a sleepover in highschool. Crusty bitch. She denied it too. We were all yelling at her all night bc she kept waking us up w/her itching. That's the only one I ever got, but idk if it counts since I didn't have sex to get it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, Poof said: I got scabies from sharing a bed w/my friend samantha during a sleepover in highschool. Crusty bitch. She denied it too. We were all yelling at her all night bc she kept waking us up w/her itching. That's the only one I ever got, but idk if it counts since I didn't have sex to get it. Lmao crusty bitch 😂😂😂😂😂 That's ass because the only good thing about an STD is the sex you have to get it. I didn't even know scabies was a real thing. I always thought it was like a phrase lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lmao crusty bitch 😂😂😂😂😂 That's ass because the only good thing about an STD is the sex you have to get it. I didn't even know scabies was a real thing. I always thought it was like a phrase lol They're microscopic mites that burrow into your skin. Pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, Poof said: They're microscopic mites that burrow into your skin. Pretty cool. That is so fucking horrible! How tf do you get them besides from other people? Holy fuck just reading that made me cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: That is so fucking horrible! How tf do you get them besides from other people? Holy fuck just reading that made me cringe. It's not like you can see them. They're microscopic. You can't feel them either. The itching is from an allergic reaction. Mine was mild and I didn't even get a rash. I just itched like crazy. Other types of mites are on you all the time. They just don't make you itch. They're like symbiotic with humans. Everybody has them. Google "eyelash mites" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: It's not like you can see them. They're microscopic. You can't feel them either. The itching is from an allergic reaction. Mine was mild and I didn't even get a rash. I just itched like crazy. Other types of mites are on you all the time. They just don't make you itch. They're like symbiotic with humans. Everybody has them. Google "eyelash mites" Ok I'm freaking out now. This is crazy. What's fucked up is my eyes itch rn. You're like a scientist. A scientist who knows a lot of shit about a lot of shit. Like you know so much shit. Then again I was educated in Alabama so maybe I'm just really fucking stupid. That's probably it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Ok I'm freaking out now. This is crazy. What's fucked up is my eyes itch rn. You're like a scientist. A scientist who knows a lot of shit about a lot of shit. Like you know so much shit. Then again I was educated in Alabama so maybe I'm just really fucking stupid. That's probably it. Awe thank you lol. I'm still a huge ditz tho believe me. You're not stupid either. You're definitely a smart one. You're just nice and humble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 how was the crab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 You expected better performing for a bunch of crabs? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 8 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Because I don't want to burn material on here, and even if I posted a video of me murdering people would just talk shit anyway and say I'm trash regardless so it kinda doesn't matter lol. But you don't want to see video of tonight. It was ten minutes of decent laughs then ten minutes of polite chortles. They just stopped paying attention after the first half of my set. TLDR: I can dm you video if you really want to see it. Well im interested and since i missed my calling in stage u have no reason to roast you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 why does music written in a minor key sound sad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 2 hours ago, thee2TONfist said: how was the crab? I was actually too grossed out to try the food because the mens bathroom toilet was filled with shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 38 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You expected better performing for a bunch of crabs? Well you win this thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Well im interested and since i missed my calling in stage u have no reason to roast you Ok. I'm ready and willing to send you a vid. You actually want to see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, nameraka said: why does music written in a minor key sound sad? Nature of the notes bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Nature of the notes bro. so, no idea then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, nameraka said: so, no idea then. I mean the minor key is a derivation of the major. It's the flat notes that make it sound sad. That's honestly my best answer. Never said my answers would be correct. Community college grad over here, bro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Ok. I'm ready and willing to send you a vid. You actually want to see? Yup.. I got nothing better to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, cyberbully said: Yup.. I got nothing better to do sending now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Welp, i solved that ethnicity mystery within 3 minutes. Your last name threw me off but your dad's name is pretty straight foward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Welp, i solved that ethnicity mystery within 3 minutes. Your last name threw me off but your dad's name is pretty straight foward Lol all that info is alleged. I've heard several things from different people. A lot of the shit about my dad is made up because I don't know much haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Well you win this thread I thought it was the obvious joke, or... "Trust tsar to state the obvious first!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol all that info is alleged. I've heard several things from different people. A lot of the shit about my dad is made up because I don't know much haha Oh ok...back to square one then. But it was an ok 10 minutes to kill. You are better than george lopez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 How often do you watch your sets back and take notes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, cyberbully said: Oh ok...back to square one then. But it was an ok 10 minutes to kill. You are better than george lopez Lolol thank you that's a neat ass compliment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: How often do you watch your sets back and take notes? I seldom record my sets. thing is, when I perform I have a near photographic memory of the crowds reaction. Pretty much as soon as I walk off stage I start thinking about everything that happened. What worked and what didn't work. I focus mainly on what needs to be improved upon. Things I can change and jokes that flat out need to go. I only test material at open mics though. Shows only get proven stuff. So to answer your question, constantly. Sometimes I'm even too hard on myself admittedly. I could have an amazing set but I'll focus on one joke in my set that didn't do so hot instead of acknowledging that I had a great set overall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: I seldom record my sets. thing is, when I perform I have a near photographic memory of the crowds reaction. Pretty much as soon as I walk off stage I start thinking about everything that happened. What worked and what didn't work. I focus mainly on what needs to be improved upon. Things I can change and jokes that flat out need to go. I only test material at open mics though. Shows only get proven stuff. So to answer your question, constantly. Sometimes I'm even too hard on myself admittedly. I could have an amazing set but I'll focus on one joke in my set that didn't do so hot instead of acknowledging that I had a great set overall. That's cool. I've only attempted stand-up a few times, but I was a performer for a good few years. I got obsessive about it, to the point that I started recording it and trying to learn from it. I'm a singer, so I would dissect my performance of the song, all the way down to figuring out what vocal runs and series of superfluous notes did and didn't work. The fun thing about singing is that you can play with the vocals a little bit. So for example, I can sort of pitch down on the last word of a line of lyric, or I can punctuate it, or during an instrumental break I can try an extra little something. I know a big thing with comics is trying different ways to phrase things, or punching up a joke. I even do that sometimes with lyrics. I can change a word and make the lyric a little bit more poignant. I think it works the same in comedy, because ultimately it's all performance art, y'know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Did you tell any balloon fetish jokes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 I have a question. Do you have another job, outside of stand-up? The reason I ask is because I had a bit of difficulty getting comfortable with not having some tangible result of doing a show on air. Every other job I'd ever had, I could point to something I did, something that physically existed because of the effort I made. It was a little weird being on air for 6 hours and not having anything unless I made an aircheck tape. (and I used to cringe when I listened to those, catching every time I said "tuh" instead of "to") Maybe it was because I didn't even have any feedback either, unless and until the PD reviewed an aircheck tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Did you do a bit about the knife-key? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 37 minutes ago, Skiles said: That's cool. I've only attempted stand-up a few times, but I was a performer for a good few years. I got obsessive about it, to the point that I started recording it and trying to learn from it. I'm a singer, so I would dissect my performance of the song, all the way down to figuring out what vocal runs and series of superfluous notes did and didn't work. The fun thing about singing is that you can play with the vocals a little bit. So for example, I can sort of pitch down on the last word of a line of lyric, or I can punctuate it, or during an instrumental break I can try an extra little something. I know a big thing with comics is trying different ways to phrase things, or punching up a joke. I even do that sometimes with lyrics. I can change a word and make the lyric a little bit more poignant. I think it works the same in comedy, because ultimately it's all performance art, y'know? considering you do music you're already more talented than me lol. But yes you are 100% correct. It's crazy, but the smallest word change can make or break a joke. I've had jokes that bombed and then I change a single word or phrasing and the joke kills. Any performance art is all about trial and error. You also have to be brutally honest with yourself when analyzing your performance. It's gotta be way harder with music though. Comedy is just putting words in a funny order. Music is putting them in a pretty order and making that shit sound beautiful lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Did you tell any balloon fetish jokes? Nope. That's hack shit...on a serious note I would love to find a way to put that in joke form. That would be a very unique premise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, tsar4 said: I have a question. Do you have another job, outside of stand-up? The reason I ask is because I had a bit of difficulty getting comfortable with not having some tangible result of doing a show on air. Every other job I'd ever had, I could point to something I did, something that physically existed because of the effort I made. It was a little weird being on air for 6 hours and not having anything unless I made an aircheck tape. (and I used to cringe when I listened to those, catching every time I said "tuh" instead of "to") Maybe it was because I didn't even have any feedback either, unless and until the PD reviewed an aircheck tape. Yes. I am nowhere near good enough to do stand up for a living and I probably wont be for at least several more years. Likely much more lol. I do commercial and print acting primarily. I also do odd jobs here and there. Landscaping, helping people move. I'm good with manual labor, but I make most of my money from commercials and corporate training videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Did you do a bit about the knife-key? Nope, I'm saving that one Btw I'm using your murder weapon disposal line. Hope you don't mind lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Nope, I'm saving that one Btw I'm using your murder weapon disposal line. Hope you don't mind lol I would be honored! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I would be honored! Thank you. Cause that was a really good line 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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