I'd like to describe my dick for all of you.

[Skiles]

Hard, it's a shade over six inches.My girth is pretty average. Not pencil thin, but not cheese wheel thick, by any stretch.

It's circumcised, and it curves upward when hard.

I keep it, and my nutsack, very clean. I haven't shaved the downstairs in a while, but the bush isn't too bad.

 

 

Alright, see ya later.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

I need photographic proof.

[Still Me]

My dick is rather cumbersome at times...it scares womenz more that it attracts...my balls are the size of Mexico and the ladies call me stretch nuts. I keep it pointed in rogues direction because I like the way he sweetly whispers bedtime stories to my clifford the dog sized head.

uncircumcised so that I can make a little bit of coin while people go spelunking. I have to be careful about getting an erection because it could literally boa constrictor the earth in half. I am the earths protector...a true Superman if you will....you’re welcome 

[Skiles]

6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I need photographic proof.

You've been given proof on at least two occasions. 

[Skiles]

2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

My dick is rather cumbersome at times...it scares womenz more that it attracts...my balls are the size of Mexico and the ladies call me stretch nuts. I keep it pointed in rogues direction because I like the way he sweetly whispers bedtime stories to my clifford the dog sized head.

uncircumcised so that I can make a little bit of coin while people go spelunking. I have to be careful about getting an erection because it could literally boa constrictor the earth in half. I am the earths protector...a true Superman if you will....you’re welcome 

I'd pay money to search for precious minerals within your foreskin.

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, Skiles said:

I'd pay money to search for precious minerals within your foreskin.

Oh i guarantee the most spectacular smegma geodes you will ever see

[TrigunBebop]

Silly Skiles

You're supposed to describe dicks in balloony terms.

For reasons.

>.>;

<.<;

[NeurocideVibekillah]

My Dick make me laugh.

 

[Rogue_Alphonse]

3 hours ago, Skiles said:

You've been given proof on at least two occasions. 

>___> I need updated.

[Sandstone]

Thank you I always wondered.

[lupin_bebop]

K

[Still Me]

2 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

Thank you I always wondered.

Aboot my dick?

[Sandstone]

1 minute ago, Still Me said:

Aboot my dick?

No Skiles, I just assumed yours was bigger than most.

[Still Me]

16 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

No Skiles, I just assumed yours was bigger than all

Ftfu

[Skiles]

3 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Silly Skiles

You're supposed to describe dicks in balloony terms.

For reasons.

>.>;

<.<;

You know when a clown blows up the balloon and ties it into a little animal shape?

That's my dick.

My dick is a balloon giraffe.

Edited April 24, 2019 by Skiles

[Skiles]

3 hours ago, NeurocideVibekillah said:

My Dick make me laugh.

 

Is that Penis Van Dyke? 

[Skiles]

25 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

Thank you I always wondered.

No problem, man. I aim to entertain and educate.

[Poof]

Let's see it

[Sandstone]

1 minute ago, Skiles said:

No problem, man. I aim to entertain and educate.

I read that as enter and educate the first time....

[Sandstone]

Just now, Poof said:

Let's see it

OMG first Rogue now you're hassling him for his weiner pics. Skiles your dick is a true star.

 

[StarPanda]

Dam son, say no more 

 

[Skiles]

Just now, Sandstone said:

OMG first Rogue now you're hassling him for his weiner pics. Skiles your dick is a true star.

 

At this rate, I should start a cam show where I fap for the paying customers.

[Skiles]

1 minute ago, Poof said:

Let's see it

I can't just give away the goods like that.

Or the bads, depending on who you ask.

[Sandstone]

2 minutes ago, Skiles said:

At this rate, I should start a cam show where I fap for the paying customers.

I'd give tips... >___>

[Skiles]

Just now, Sandstone said:

I'd give tips... >___>

Tips For Tips.

It's my new startup.

[Sandstone]

3 minutes ago, Skiles said:

Tips For Tips.

It's my new startup.

If you want to experiment with private shows first, let me know. I'll pay well. ;D

[Rogue_Alphonse]

3 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Silly Skiles

You're supposed to describe dicks in balloony terms.

For reasons.

>.>;

<.<;

Wait does that mean I should too?

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Just now, Sandstone said:

If you want to experiment with private shows first, let me know. I'll pay well. ;D

you're a slut

[Sandstone]

3 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

you're a slut

I'm a patron, a slut would be you who asked for freebies instead of chatting him up first politely.

[NeurocideVibekillah]

30 minutes ago, Skiles said:

Is that Penis Van Dyke? 

I'm sure there are many ways you can alter a gif to make it look just like that.

Especially the way he has his mouth open.

Edited April 24, 2019 by NeurocideVibekillah

[Rogue_Alphonse]

9 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

I'm a patron, a slut would be you who asked for freebies instead of chatting him up first politely.

We have a special relationship.

First-name basis.

[lupin_bebop]

K

Edited April 24, 2019 by lupin_bebop

[NeurocideVibekillah]

Just now, lupin_bebop said:

K

 

[Xanatos]

1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

>___> I need updated.

could you be more of a tramp?

[Xanatos]

6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

We have a special relationship.

First-name basis.

daddy is not you first name

[Rogue_Alphonse]

1 minute ago, Xanatos said:

could you be more of a tramp?

Not as bad as Sandy is being.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

1 minute ago, Xanatos said:

daddy is not you first name

In the bedroom that's a different story

[Xanatos]

1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

Not as bad as Sandy is being.

sandy does it classy like.

[Xanatos]

1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

In the bedroom that's a different story

we both know i call you the mr fixit in the bedroom...fix the crying wall!!!

[Rogue_Alphonse]

1 minute ago, Xanatos said:

sandy does it classy like.

If that's what you want to call it.

It looks pretty cringey and "beat around the bush" to me.

At least I am forward and honest.

[Xanatos]

1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

If that's what you want to call it.

It looks pretty cringey and "beat around the bush" to me.

At least I am forward and honest.

its 2019....why is bush still a thing?

[Skiles]

Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

If that's what you want to call it.

It looks pretty cringey and "beat around the bush" to me.

At least I am forward and honest.

I already said I haven't shaved in a while. There's plenty of bush for both of you to beat around.

[NeurocideVibekillah]

2 minutes ago, Xanatos said:

its 2019....why is bush still a thing?

Spoiler

70s Vagina =( 8 )=

 

[Rogue_Alphonse]

10 minutes ago, Skiles said:

I already said I haven't shaved in a while. There's plenty of bush for both of you to beat around.

I knew you were a furry...

[Skiles]

2 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I knew you were a furry...

Furry-adjacent. 

[inhumanrampager]

My dick used to fly through the air with its family, until one day they all died. It got adopted by a rich guy that dresses up like a bat. Shit got weird after that.

[Skiles]

2 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said:

My dick used to fly through the air with its family, until one day they all died. It got adopted by a rich guy that dresses up like a bat. Shit got weird after that.

Bruce Wang.

*rimshot*

[inhumanrampager]

Just now, Skiles said:

Bruce Wang.

*rimshot*

Fuck, I wish I thought of that.

[AnimationFan14]

I’d like to think the owner of Mealey’s Furniture is out there wondering where his ads have ended up. 

[Rogue_Alphonse]

6 hours ago, Skiles said:

Furry-adjacent. 

It’s an elaborate excuse. :3