Skiles Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Hard, it's a shade over six inches.My girth is pretty average. Not pencil thin, but not cheese wheel thick, by any stretch. It's circumcised, and it curves upward when hard. I keep it, and my nutsack, very clean. I haven't shaved the downstairs in a while, but the bush isn't too bad. Alright, see ya later. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 I need photographic proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 My dick is rather cumbersome at times...it scares womenz more that it attracts...my balls are the size of Mexico and the ladies call me stretch nuts. I keep it pointed in rogues direction because I like the way he sweetly whispers bedtime stories to my clifford the dog sized head. uncircumcised so that I can make a little bit of coin while people go spelunking. I have to be careful about getting an erection because it could literally boa constrictor the earth in half. I am the earths protector...a true Superman if you will....you’re welcome 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I need photographic proof. You've been given proof on at least two occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: My dick is rather cumbersome at times...it scares womenz more that it attracts...my balls are the size of Mexico and the ladies call me stretch nuts. I keep it pointed in rogues direction because I like the way he sweetly whispers bedtime stories to my clifford the dog sized head. uncircumcised so that I can make a little bit of coin while people go spelunking. I have to be careful about getting an erection because it could literally boa constrictor the earth in half. I am the earths protector...a true Superman if you will....you’re welcome I'd pay money to search for precious minerals within your foreskin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: I'd pay money to search for precious minerals within your foreskin. Oh i guarantee the most spectacular smegma geodes you will ever see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Silly Skiles You're supposed to describe dicks in balloony terms. For reasons. >.>; <.<; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 My Dick make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Skiles said: You've been given proof on at least two occasions. >___> I need updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Thank you I always wondered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Thank you I always wondered. Aboot my dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Aboot my dick? No Skiles, I just assumed yours was bigger than most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 16 minutes ago, Sandstone said: No Skiles, I just assumed yours was bigger than all Ftfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Silly Skiles You're supposed to describe dicks in balloony terms. For reasons. >.>; <.<; You know when a clown blows up the balloon and ties it into a little animal shape? That's my dick. My dick is a balloon giraffe. Edited April 24, 2019 by Skiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 hours ago, NeurocideVibekillah said: My Dick make me laugh. Is that Penis Van Dyke? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 25 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Thank you I always wondered. No problem, man. I aim to entertain and educate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Let's see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: No problem, man. I aim to entertain and educate. I read that as enter and educate the first time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, Poof said: Let's see it OMG first Rogue now you're hassling him for his weiner pics. Skiles your dick is a true star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Dam son, say no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, Sandstone said: OMG first Rogue now you're hassling him for his weiner pics. Skiles your dick is a true star. At this rate, I should start a cam show where I fap for the paying customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Let's see it I can't just give away the goods like that. Or the bads, depending on who you ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Skiles said: At this rate, I should start a cam show where I fap for the paying customers. I'd give tips... >___> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, Sandstone said: I'd give tips... >___> Tips For Tips. It's my new startup. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Skiles said: Tips For Tips. It's my new startup. If you want to experiment with private shows first, let me know. I'll pay well. ;D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Silly Skiles You're supposed to describe dicks in balloony terms. For reasons. >.>; <.<; Wait does that mean I should too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, Sandstone said: If you want to experiment with private shows first, let me know. I'll pay well. ;D you're a slut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: you're a slut I'm a patron, a slut would be you who asked for freebies instead of chatting him up first politely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Skiles said: Is that Penis Van Dyke? I'm sure there are many ways you can alter a gif to make it look just like that. Especially the way he has his mouth open. Edited April 24, 2019 by NeurocideVibekillah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I'm a patron, a slut would be you who asked for freebies instead of chatting him up first politely. We have a special relationship. First-name basis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) K Edited April 24, 2019 by lupin_bebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, lupin_bebop said: K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: >___> I need updated. could you be more of a tramp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: We have a special relationship. First-name basis. daddy is not you first name 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Xanatos said: could you be more of a tramp? Not as bad as Sandy is being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Xanatos said: daddy is not you first name In the bedroom that's a different story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Not as bad as Sandy is being. sandy does it classy like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: In the bedroom that's a different story we both know i call you the mr fixit in the bedroom...fix the crying wall!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Xanatos said: sandy does it classy like. If that's what you want to call it. It looks pretty cringey and "beat around the bush" to me. At least I am forward and honest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: If that's what you want to call it. It looks pretty cringey and "beat around the bush" to me. At least I am forward and honest. its 2019....why is bush still a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: If that's what you want to call it. It looks pretty cringey and "beat around the bush" to me. At least I am forward and honest. I already said I haven't shaved in a while. There's plenty of bush for both of you to beat around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Xanatos said: its 2019....why is bush still a thing? Spoiler 70s Vagina =( 8 )= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Skiles said: I already said I haven't shaved in a while. There's plenty of bush for both of you to beat around. I knew you were a furry... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I knew you were a furry... Furry-adjacent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 My dick used to fly through the air with its family, until one day they all died. It got adopted by a rich guy that dresses up like a bat. Shit got weird after that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said: My dick used to fly through the air with its family, until one day they all died. It got adopted by a rich guy that dresses up like a bat. Shit got weird after that. Bruce Wang. *rimshot* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: Bruce Wang. *rimshot* Fuck, I wish I thought of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I’d like to think the owner of Mealey’s Furniture is out there wondering where his ads have ended up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 6 hours ago, Skiles said: Furry-adjacent. It’s an elaborate excuse. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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