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I'd like to describe my dick for all of you.


Skiles

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Hard, it's a shade over six inches.My girth is pretty average. Not pencil thin, but not cheese wheel thick, by any stretch.

It's circumcised, and it curves upward when hard.

I keep it, and my nutsack, very clean. I haven't shaved the downstairs in a while, but the bush isn't too bad.

 

 

Alright, see ya later.

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My dick is rather cumbersome at times...it scares womenz more that it attracts...my balls are the size of Mexico and the ladies call me stretch nuts. I keep it pointed in rogues direction because I like the way he sweetly whispers bedtime stories to my clifford the dog sized head.

uncircumcised so that I can make a little bit of coin while people go spelunking. I have to be careful about getting an erection because it could literally boa constrictor the earth in half. I am the earths protector...a true Superman if you will....you’re welcome 

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

My dick is rather cumbersome at times...it scares womenz more that it attracts...my balls are the size of Mexico and the ladies call me stretch nuts. I keep it pointed in rogues direction because I like the way he sweetly whispers bedtime stories to my clifford the dog sized head.

uncircumcised so that I can make a little bit of coin while people go spelunking. I have to be careful about getting an erection because it could literally boa constrictor the earth in half. I am the earths protector...a true Superman if you will....you’re welcome 

I'd pay money to search for precious minerals within your foreskin.

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3 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Silly Skiles

You're supposed to describe dicks in balloony terms.

For reasons.

>.>;

<.<;

You know when a clown blows up the balloon and ties it into a little animal shape?

That's my dick.

My dick is a balloon giraffe.

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1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

If that's what you want to call it.

It looks pretty cringey and "beat around the bush" to me.

At least I am forward and honest.

its 2019....why is bush still a thing?

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Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

If that's what you want to call it.

It looks pretty cringey and "beat around the bush" to me.

At least I am forward and honest.

I already said I haven't shaved in a while. There's plenty of bush for both of you to beat around.

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2 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said:

My dick used to fly through the air with its family, until one day they all died. It got adopted by a rich guy that dresses up like a bat. Shit got weird after that.

Bruce Wang.

*rimshot*

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