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 In my experience, people who are recovering from addiction to drugs don't really bring it up, unless it's in a situation that's appropriate. But recovering alcoholics will find a way to spin it into any conversation.

Guy: "Have you seen the latest episode of Breaking Bad?"

Alkie: "No, I've fallen behind on that show since I've quit drinking."

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Guy: "Hey, how much does this t-shirt cost?"

Alkie: "That shirt is $8.98. Which, funnily enough, is exactly how much my brand of beer used to cost. But I've quit drinking, so maybe the price has changed."

 

They bring it up a lot, is my point. :RoboIndifferent:

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He's kind of right. I'm not that kind of person, but due to my nature I've found out a lot of people that demonize pot, and alcohol do so especially when they are trying to abstain. As for me it doesn't really matter.. It sucks that a drug test might pick up the blunt that I smoked last week or the week before though that's honestly bullshit, but I don't mind saying no and rolling a bus sized blunt when I get the chance either. The laws regarding that make me want to slap rich politicians around, but that's not the way to make progress unfortunately. 

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6 hours ago, Skiles said:

 In my experience, people who are recovering from addiction to drugs don't really bring it up, unless it's in a situation that's appropriate. But recovering alcoholics will find a way to spin it into any conversation.

Guy: "Have you seen the latest episode of Breaking Bad?"

Alkie: "No, I've fallen behind on that show since I've quit drinking."

- - -

Guy: "Hey, how much does this t-shirt cost?"

Alkie: "That shirt is $8.98. Which, funnily enough, is exactly how much my brand of beer used to cost. But I've quit drinking, so maybe the price has changed."

 

They bring it up a lot, is my point. :RoboIndifferent:

There are 3 possibilities here:

1) You don't have much experience.

2) You hang out with boors.

3) You're uncomfortable with your own drinking habits.

Feel free to choose any or all.

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10 hours ago, mthor said:

There are 3 possibilities here:

1) You don't have much experience.

2) You hang out with boors.

3) You're uncomfortable with your own drinking habits.

Feel free to choose any or all.

2 is the most accurate. I'm talking about the sober people I talk to regularly. Recovering alcoholics are the only people I hang out with at all these days.

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My problem when dealing with these people are more of the fancy quotes and cliches that are said.

 

"one day at a time"

"keep on keeping on"

"I am an alcoholic named _______ "  :|

"my best thinking got me here"

"keep on coming back"

 

There are alot more quotes and cliches but i can think of the good ones at the moment. 

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58 minutes ago, Phillies said:

My problem when dealing with these people are more of the fancy quotes and cliches that are said.

 

"one day at a time"

"keep on keeping on"

"I am an alcoholic named _______ "  :|

"my best thinking got me here"

"keep on coming back"

 

There are alot more quotes and cliches but i can think of the good ones at the moment. 

Let go and let God, stinkin' thinkin', there's a million of them.

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On 4/20/2019 at 1:30 AM, CryingFreeman said:

False and gay.

Shouldn't this get DFed?

I mean, using the word "gay" in a pejorative sense...

I'm literally shaking right now.

Feel the wrath for triggering someone in 2019 Nazi apologist.

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26 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Goodguy, NARCaddict Skiles making sweeping generalizations instead of addressing his own demons and his hypocritical lust for ratting on Potheads.

My demons have been addressed, friend.

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Just now, Skiles said:

Well fuck, now I have to relapse because you triggered me.

You fiend!

Pick up some kratom for me while you're at the gas station buying a warm Four Loko.

I'll reimburse you the nine dollars on Tuesday.

Next Tuesday.

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7 hours ago, Phillies said:

My problem when dealing with these people are more of the fancy quotes and cliches that are said.

 

"one day at a time"

"keep on keeping on"

"I am an alcoholic named _______ "  :|

"my best thinking got me here"

"keep on coming back"

 

There are alot more quotes and cliches but i can think of the good ones at the moment. 

"We seek progress, not perfection."

That's always been my favorite - it gives me an excuse to stop at doing minimally better instead of putting forth real effort.

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Just now, mthor said:

"We seek progress, not perfection."

That's always been my favorite - it gives me an excuse to stop at doing minimally better instead of putting forth real effort.

As I like to say, "Good enough is good enough."

That one isn't a fellowship-approved slogan, but it should be, gosh dang it.

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I actually know people who do this shit.

I think recovering alcoholics say it more than past drug users because alcohol is actually legal and more socially acceptable to an extent. Compare a previous alcoholic to someone who once stuck needles into themselves.

It's all the same, certainly. But most people wouldn't recognize that...

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