Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 Give yourself ONE (1) point for every item on this list that you will not eat. (You are exempt from giving yourself a point if you have an allergy to a particular food.) Person with the most points get the title "PICKY WEENIE LOSER EATER". pickles onions green olives black olives mayonnaise ketchup broccoli kombucha dark chocolate avocados mustard blue cheese radishes beets cabbage brussels sprouts raw fish oysters shrimp tofu tomatoes zucchini spinach asparagus celery eggplant mushrooms beans grapefruit raisins
BlackNoir Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 1....Just beets. And that list doesn't have nearly enough highly nope foods like chitterlings, liver, mountain oysters, octopus, rattle snake, alligator...... But yeah, there isn't a whole lot i won't at least try
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 This is more about weeding out grown people with children's palates.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 5:38 AM, Poof said: 2 (olives) + 1 bonus point for sauerkraut Expand DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT SAURKRAUT 1
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 5:39 AM, empty said: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT SAURKRAUT Expand Its disgusting id rather eat jellyfish with the chinese again
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 5:40 AM, Poof said: Its disgusting id rather eat jellyfish with the chinese again Expand Because it's sour? Because it's fermented? Because of its strange texture? Because of the caraway seeds?
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 Full transparency, I won't actively seek out zucchini or eggplant, but I won't refuse it if given to me, either.
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 5:43 AM, empty said: Because it's sour? Because it's fermented? Because of its strange texture? Because of the caraway seeds? Expand Pretty much because its sauerkraut
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 I'm craving a hot dog with brown mustard, onions and saurkraut now.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 5:51 AM, Poof said: Yucky 😖🤢 Expand How about a pasta salad full of green olives?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 pickles onions green olives black olives mayonnaise ketchup broccoli kombucha dark chocolate avocados mustard blue cheese radishes beets cabbage brussels sprouts raw fish oysters shrimp tofu tomatoes zucchini spinach asparagus celery eggplant mushrooms beans grapefruit raisins I am allergic to mushrooms and raw fish cleans me out but I love it D:
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 We've got ourselves a contender.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 6:37 AM, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: pickles onions green olives black olives mayonnaise ketchup broccoli kombucha dark chocolate avocados mustard blue cheese radishes beets cabbage brussels sprouts raw fish oysters shrimp tofu tomatoes zucchini spinach asparagus celery eggplant mushrooms beans grapefruit raisins I am allergic to mushrooms and raw fish cleans me out but I love it D: Expand
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 5:57 AM, empty said: How about a pasta salad full of green olives? Expand Nope no olives ever
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 6:50 AM, Poof said: Nope no olives ever Expand Smoke and a pancake? No? Cigarette and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No? Bong and a blintz? Ah, I see there is no pleasing you.
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 6:53 AM, empty said: Smoke and a pancake? No? Cigarette and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No? Bong and a blintz? Ah, I see there is no pleasing you. Expand Theres only 2 kinds of ppl I can't stand. Those intolerant of other cultures. And THE DUTCH! 1 1
Codename: Jackass Posted April 11, 2019 Author Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 6:54 AM, Poof said: Theres only 2 kinds of ppl I can't stand. Those intolerant of other cultures. And THE DUTCH! Expand The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well. Where shall I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink... he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the kind of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons... in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, I suggest you try it. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 5:33 AM, empty said: Give yourself ONE (1) point for every item on this list that you will not eat. (You are exempt from giving yourself a point if you have an allergy to a particular food.) Person with the most points get the title "PICKY WEENIE LOSER EATER". pickles onions green olives black olives mayonnaise ketchup broccoli kombucha dark chocolate avocados +1 mustard blue cheese +1 radishes beets cabbage brussels sprouts raw fish +1 oysters +1 shrimp tofu +1 tomatoes zucchini spinach asparagus +1 celery eggplant +1 mushrooms beans grapefruit raisins Expand 7 I guess. When I get fast food burgers, I ALWAYS ask they leave off the mustard / pickles / tomatoes, but if they fuck up my order and leave one or more of those on, I'll generally eat it, so I'm not counting them.
Still Me Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 Caviar 3 bean casserole flaming hot Cheetos or takis or any spicy chiP liver honestly I fear no food...I’ll try anything once...I’m the “bold” food eater too...so like...I see the sign that says whfijejsxks....I’m gonna go in and try it
TrigunBebop Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) I scored 1 point, but only because green olives tend to make me sick... literally. I don't even dislike how they taste or anything, but every time I eat something that has green olives on it I get sick as fuck. Edited April 12, 2019 by TrigunBebop
bnmjy Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 Just mushrooms. Should have added bell peppers to the list.
scoobdog Posted April 13, 2019 Posted April 13, 2019 Technically 1... I'm not allergic to mushrooms, but because other people I'm eating with are I never eat them unless by accident and I can never enjoy them.
tsar4 Posted April 13, 2019 Posted April 13, 2019 Zero as well. I cannot eat many of those, but it's all due to Fructose Malabsorption - I just don't like being sick the next day.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 13, 2019 Author Posted April 13, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 11:14 PM, Quackers said: I GUESS I'M KIND OF PICKY. BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT FOOD ITEMS, IT'S ABOUT THE QUALITY OF INGREDIENTS AND PREPARATION. FROZEN VEGGIES ARE TRASH. FRESH VEGGIES ARE DELICIOUS. I'LL EAT BOTH, BUT I WOULD DEFINITELY PREFER FRESH. BOILED BRUSSEL SPOUTS IS A TRASH PREPARATION, EDIBLE BUT BARELY. ROASTED BRUSSELS ARE A GOD TIER FOOD. DOES THAT MEAN I'M PICKY? I DUNNO. I NEVER VOICE ANY DISDAIN FOR FOOD, IT'S ALL INTERNALIZED. EVEN MY MOTHER IN LAW'S BARELY EDIBLE, FLAVORLESS, MIDWEST FOOD I HAPPILY EAT AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LIKE IT. IT'S THE KIND OF FOOD I IMAGINE ZENI WOULD LIKE. NO ONIONS, GARLIC, ETC..HER CUPBOARD HAS MAYBE 5 SPICES. SALT, PEPPER, DRIED PARSLEY, DRIED "ITALIAN SEASONING" AND PAPRIKA. SHE PUTS 1 TEASPOON OF CHILI POWDER IN A BIG CROCK OF CHILI...THAT'S ABOUT 1/12 OF THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM FOR CHILI POWDER IN CHILI. IT'S MORE LIKE MEAT AND TOMATO SOUP. ANYWAY... THE ONLY FOODS I WOULD REFUSE TO EAT ARE FROZEN LIMAS AND CANNED PEAS. TBH, I'D PROB EAT THE FROZEN LIMA BEANS WITHOUT A PROBLEM. BUT I FIRMLY BELIEVE ONLY COMPLETE PSYCHOPATHS CAN EAT CANNED PEAS WITHOUT GAGGING MORE THAN SANDY DOES WORKING ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. ALSO, I DON'T RESPECT OR TRUST ANY PERSON'S PALETTE IF THEY TELL ME THEY HATE OLIVES. IT'S A HARD RULE I LIVE BY. Expand Are you an upper middle class yuppie from the suburbs?
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