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Give yourself ONE (1) point for every item on this list that you will not eat.

(You are exempt from giving yourself a point if you have an allergy to a particular food.)

Person with the most points get the title "PICKY WEENIE LOSER EATER".

  • pickles
  • onions
  • green olives
  • black olives
  • mayonnaise
  • ketchup
  • broccoli
  • kombucha
  • dark chocolate
  • avocados
  • mustard
  • blue cheese
  • radishes
  • beets
  • cabbage
  • brussels sprouts
  • raw fish
  • oysters
  • shrimp
  • tofu
  • tomatoes
  • zucchini
  • spinach
  • asparagus
  • celery
  • eggplant
  • mushrooms
  • beans
  • grapefruit
  • raisins
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1....Just beets.

And that list doesn't have nearly enough highly nope foods like chitterlings, liver, mountain oysters, octopus, rattle snake, alligator......

But yeah, there isn't a whole lot i won't at least try

Posted
4 minutes ago, empty said:

Because it's sour?

Because it's fermented?

Because of its strange texture?

Because of the caraway seeds?

Pretty much because its sauerkraut

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  • pickles
  • onions
  • green olives
  • black olives
  • mayonnaise
  • ketchup
  • broccoli
  • kombucha
  • dark chocolate
  • avocados
  • mustard
  • blue cheese
  • radishes
  • beets
  • cabbage
  • brussels sprouts
  • raw fish
  • oysters
  • shrimp
  • tofu
  • tomatoes
  • zucchini
  • spinach
  • asparagus
  • celery
  • eggplant
  • mushrooms
  • beans
  • grapefruit
  • raisins

 

I am allergic to mushrooms and raw fish cleans me out but I love it D:

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6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:
  • pickles
  • onions
  • green olives
  • black olives
  • mayonnaise
  • ketchup
  • broccoli
  • kombucha
  • dark chocolate
  • avocados
  • mustard
  • blue cheese
  • radishes
  • beets
  • cabbage
  • brussels sprouts
  • raw fish
  • oysters
  • shrimp
  • tofu
  • tomatoes
  • zucchini
  • spinach
  • asparagus
  • celery
  • eggplant
  • mushrooms
  • beans
  • grapefruit
  • raisins

 

I am allergic to mushrooms and raw fish cleans me out but I love it D:

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Posted
Just now, empty said:

Smoke and a pancake?

No?

Cigarette and a waffle?

No?

Pipe and a crepe?

No?

Bong and a blintz?

Ah, I see there is no pleasing you.

Theres only 2 kinds of ppl I can't stand. Those intolerant of other cultures. And THE DUTCH!

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

Theres only 2 kinds of ppl I can't stand. Those intolerant of other cultures. And THE DUTCH!

The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

Very well. Where shall I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink... he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the kind of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons... in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard, really.

At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, I suggest you try it.

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Posted
8 hours ago, empty said:

Give yourself ONE (1) point for every item on this list that you will not eat.

(You are exempt from giving yourself a point if you have an allergy to a particular food.)

Person with the most points get the title "PICKY WEENIE LOSER EATER".

  • pickles
  • onions
  • green olives
  • black olives
  • mayonnaise
  • ketchup
  • broccoli
  • kombucha
  • dark chocolate
  • avocados +1
  • mustard
  • blue cheese +1
  • radishes
  • beets
  • cabbage
  • brussels sprouts
  • raw fish +1
  • oysters +1
  • shrimp
  • tofu +1
  • tomatoes
  • zucchini
  • spinach
  • asparagus +1
  • celery
  • eggplant +1
  • mushrooms
  • beans
  • grapefruit
  • raisins

7 I guess. When I get fast food burgers, I ALWAYS ask they leave off the mustard / pickles / tomatoes, but if they fuck up my order and leave one or more of those on, I'll generally eat it, so I'm not counting them.

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Caviar

3 bean casserole

flaming hot Cheetos or takis or any spicy chiP

liver

 

 

honestly I fear no food...I’ll try anything once...I’m the “bold” food eater too...so like...I see the sign that says whfijejsxks....I’m gonna go in and try it

Posted (edited)

I scored 1 point, but only because green olives tend to make me sick... literally.

I don't even dislike how they taste or anything, but every time I eat something that has green olives on it I get sick as fuck.

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Posted

Technically 1...  I'm not allergic to mushrooms, but because other people I'm eating with are I never eat them unless by accident and I can never enjoy them.

Posted
7 hours ago, Quackers said:

I GUESS I'M KIND OF PICKY. BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT FOOD ITEMS, IT'S ABOUT THE QUALITY OF INGREDIENTS AND PREPARATION.
FROZEN VEGGIES ARE TRASH. FRESH VEGGIES ARE DELICIOUS. I'LL EAT BOTH, BUT I WOULD DEFINITELY PREFER FRESH. 
BOILED BRUSSEL SPOUTS IS A TRASH PREPARATION, EDIBLE BUT BARELY. ROASTED BRUSSELS ARE A GOD TIER FOOD.
DOES THAT MEAN I'M PICKY? I DUNNO. I NEVER VOICE ANY DISDAIN FOR FOOD, IT'S ALL INTERNALIZED. EVEN MY MOTHER IN LAW'S BARELY EDIBLE, FLAVORLESS, MIDWEST FOOD I HAPPILY EAT AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LIKE IT. IT'S THE KIND OF FOOD I IMAGINE ZENI WOULD LIKE. NO ONIONS, GARLIC, ETC..HER CUPBOARD HAS MAYBE 5 SPICES. SALT, PEPPER, DRIED PARSLEY, DRIED "ITALIAN SEASONING" AND PAPRIKA. SHE PUTS 1 TEASPOON OF CHILI POWDER IN A BIG CROCK OF CHILI...THAT'S ABOUT 1/12 OF THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM FOR CHILI POWDER IN CHILI. IT'S MORE LIKE MEAT AND TOMATO SOUP. ANYWAY...
THE ONLY FOODS I WOULD REFUSE TO EAT ARE FROZEN LIMAS AND CANNED PEAS. TBH, I'D PROB EAT THE FROZEN LIMA BEANS WITHOUT A PROBLEM. BUT I FIRMLY BELIEVE ONLY COMPLETE PSYCHOPATHS CAN EAT CANNED PEAS WITHOUT GAGGING MORE THAN SANDY DOES WORKING ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.
ALSO, I DON'T RESPECT OR TRUST ANY PERSON'S PALETTE IF THEY TELL ME THEY HATE OLIVES. IT'S A HARD RULE I LIVE BY.

Are you an upper middle class yuppie from the suburbs?

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