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One thing I've noticed about "assholes"


That_One_Guy

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You know. People that claim that they are "assholes by nature." They act like they don't care what anyone thinks and they're always dickheads. They think they are just so damn edgy. I've noticed these people are also so sensitive. Like they'll talk shit and be mean all day but as soon as someone flips it on them they turn into a sniveling pile of bitch.

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In second grade this kid teased me for like four days straight so I hit him and he stopped. In high school a friend of mine called that guy a lazy eyed fuck and got punched in the chest for it. I like to think I helped in some way there. Seemed like an okay dude in high school, I wasn't there much.

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Nobody likes their shoes stepped on, and everyone has triggers. That being said I'll gladly self-identify as an asshole, but only because it's pretty easy to get called one just looking at things objectively. One of my triggers is easily triggered people. It's a curse. :|

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2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Nobody likes their shoes stepped on, and everyone has triggers. That being said I'll gladly self-identify as an asshole, but only because it's pretty easy to get called one just looking at things objectively. One of my triggers is easily triggered people. It's a curse. :|

fa sho bro

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I always laugh at people like that. Like women who brag about being a bitch. I'm just like, "You know, there's a simple way to change that. And that's... change it. Or don't. Or keep being a bitch and die alone choking on soup. Your call."

That's why I'm pretty much the nicest and coolest guy in the world.

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5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Lol what part of bama?

Now why would I tell you? Gonna fuck around a find out you're from a family tree limb that got tossed into the distance by one of Bama's many tornadoes. And then what? Find out we're cousins? Then we'd be obligated to bang. 

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16 hours ago, Skiles said:

I always laugh at people like that. Like women who brag about being a bitch. I'm just like, "You know, there's a simple way to change that. And that's... change it. Or don't. Or keep being a bitch and die alone choking on soup. Your call."

That's why I'm pretty much the nicest and coolest guy in the world.

CHOKE ON THAT SOUP BITCH!

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16 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Now why would I tell you? Gonna fuck around a find out you're from a family tree limb that got tossed into the distance by one of Bama's many tornadoes. And then what? Find out we're cousins? Then we'd be obligated to bang. 

Lol I bet you're from Dothan or some shit

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9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

You're literally closer to Dothan than I was. I'm from Chisholm Montgomery. 

Ah you're a city slicker then. I went to Montgomery on a field trip in third grade. Some kid puked all over the bus so we had to leave after 30 minutes. It was god awful. Now when I think of Montgomery it makes me think of paper bag lunches and puke

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11 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Ah you're a city slicker then. I went to Montgomery on a field trip in third grade. Some kid puked all over the bus so we had to leave after 30 minutes. It was god awful. Now when I think of Montgomery it makes me think of paper bag lunches and puke

You can keep your Shrek hut DOWN ON THA BAYOU, you swampbilly. 

And for the record, my family used to live in Eclectic. Had a motherfuckin' ranch called "Boon and Nonner's" named after my great grandfather and his brother. 

Also, Montgomery sucks about as much as any other urban part of Bama. 

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4 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

You can keep your Shrek hut DOWN ON THA BAYOU, you swampbilly. 

And for the record, my family used to live in Eclectic. Had a motherfuckin' ranch called "Boon and Nonner's" named after my great grandfather and his brother. 

Also, Montgomery sucks about as much as any other urban part of Bama. 

OHHH HELL NAW! SWAMPBILLY?! It's fookin hands now. Hope you're ready for a country fried ass whoopin 💪

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20 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

OHHH HELL NAW! SWAMPBILLY?! It's fookin hands now. Hope you're ready for a country fried ass whoopin 💪

Oh I'm ready for it. When does your uncle with the whiskey fist and sister fister truck get off work anyways? 

Cause I know your scrawny ass that's tossed more salads than hay bales ain't gon do shit. 

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