That_One_Guy Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 You know. People that claim that they are "assholes by nature." They act like they don't care what anyone thinks and they're always dickheads. They think they are just so damn edgy. I've noticed these people are also so sensitive. Like they'll talk shit and be mean all day but as soon as someone flips it on them they turn into a sniveling pile of bitch. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 i feel triggered by this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: i feel triggered by this. I feel like someone legit might be lol which would prove tf outta my point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 In second grade this kid teased me for like four days straight so I hit him and he stopped. In high school a friend of mine called that guy a lazy eyed fuck and got punched in the chest for it. I like to think I helped in some way there. Seemed like an okay dude in high school, I wasn't there much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 They're the same as these people: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) Nobody likes their shoes stepped on, and everyone has triggers. That being said I'll gladly self-identify as an asshole, but only because it's pretty easy to get called one just looking at things objectively. One of my triggers is easily triggered people. It's a curse. Edited March 24, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Trump is a good example of this. He can mock and disrespect people all day but then SNL mocks him and he wants a federal investigation against them. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Idgaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenoftheDorks Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 You are 100% right. They spend all their time putting out aggression and negativity but can't handle it in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 hours ago, GunStarHero said: They're the same as these people: lol ppl from Alabama be like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Nobody likes their shoes stepped on, and everyone has triggers. That being said I'll gladly self-identify as an asshole, but only because it's pretty easy to get called one just looking at things objectively. One of my triggers is easily triggered people. It's a curse. fa sho bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: Trump is a good example of this. He can mock and disrespect people all day but then SNL mocks him and he wants a federal investigation against them. All facts no opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Greeny said: Idgaf. Go to bed, whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, QueenoftheDorks said: You are 100% right. They spend all their time putting out aggression and negativity but can't handle it in return. Deep down they just want everyone to accept them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Go to bed, whore Alright. My ass is closed for business then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: lol ppl from Alabama be like I do declare, i find that thar hard to believe. People what's from Bama can't make the talkin good what cause of the incest mutations. Source: Am from Alabama. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I do declare, i find that thar hard to believe. People what's from Bama can't make the talkin good what cause of the incest mutations. Source: Am from Alabama. Lol what part of bama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I always laugh at people like that. Like women who brag about being a bitch. I'm just like, "You know, there's a simple way to change that. And that's... change it. Or don't. Or keep being a bitch and die alone choking on soup. Your call." That's why I'm pretty much the nicest and coolest guy in the world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol what part of bama? Now why would I tell you? Gonna fuck around a find out you're from a family tree limb that got tossed into the distance by one of Bama's many tornadoes. And then what? Find out we're cousins? Then we'd be obligated to bang. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 16 hours ago, Skiles said: I always laugh at people like that. Like women who brag about being a bitch. I'm just like, "You know, there's a simple way to change that. And that's... change it. Or don't. Or keep being a bitch and die alone choking on soup. Your call." That's why I'm pretty much the nicest and coolest guy in the world. CHOKE ON THAT SOUP BITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 16 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Now why would I tell you? Gonna fuck around a find out you're from a family tree limb that got tossed into the distance by one of Bama's many tornadoes. And then what? Find out we're cousins? Then we'd be obligated to bang. Lol I bet you're from Dothan or some shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol I bet you're from Dothan or some shit This motherfucker said Dothan. Where you from, then? Wit cha Vestavia Hills-Gucci lookin' ass? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 It's the language of short guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: This motherfucker said Dothan. Where you from, then? Wit cha Vestavia Hills-Gucci lookin' ass? See that reaction screams DOTHAN. I'm from the 251. We invented Mardi Gras and regret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 26 minutes ago, enad said: It's the language of short guys. Facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 They all stink? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 28 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: See that reaction screams DOTHAN. I'm from the 251. We invented Mardi Gras and regret You're literally closer to Dothan than I was. I'm from Chisholm Montgomery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You're literally closer to Dothan than I was. I'm from Chisholm Montgomery. Ah you're a city slicker then. I went to Montgomery on a field trip in third grade. Some kid puked all over the bus so we had to leave after 30 minutes. It was god awful. Now when I think of Montgomery it makes me think of paper bag lunches and puke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Ah you're a city slicker then. I went to Montgomery on a field trip in third grade. Some kid puked all over the bus so we had to leave after 30 minutes. It was god awful. Now when I think of Montgomery it makes me think of paper bag lunches and puke You can keep your Shrek hut DOWN ON THA BAYOU, you swampbilly. And for the record, my family used to live in Eclectic. Had a motherfuckin' ranch called "Boon and Nonner's" named after my great grandfather and his brother. Also, Montgomery sucks about as much as any other urban part of Bama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 4 hours ago, GunStarHero said: You can keep your Shrek hut DOWN ON THA BAYOU, you swampbilly. And for the record, my family used to live in Eclectic. Had a motherfuckin' ranch called "Boon and Nonner's" named after my great grandfather and his brother. Also, Montgomery sucks about as much as any other urban part of Bama. OHHH HELL NAW! SWAMPBILLY?! It's fookin hands now. Hope you're ready for a country fried ass whoopin 💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: OHHH HELL NAW! SWAMPBILLY?! It's fookin hands now. Hope you're ready for a country fried ass whoopin 💪 Oh I'm ready for it. When does your uncle with the whiskey fist and sister fister truck get off work anyways? Cause I know your scrawny ass that's tossed more salads than hay bales ain't gon do shit. Edited March 26, 2019 by GunStarHero 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Too real? @That_One_Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 Just now, GunStarHero said: Too real? @That_One_Guy Lol I'm done with words. It's all about these hands now What time does the piggly wiggly you work at close?! (I did lol at sister fister tho) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 What about people who claim to be blowhards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 1:37 PM, enad said: It's the language of short guys. Hey, as a short guy, I resent that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 7:49 PM, That_One_Guy said: fookin Wait, are you from Alabama, or Scotland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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