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Penis attachments! :RoboLaugh:

I know what you're thinking.....how is this not a thing already

Just think about all the different variations...

Not quite this, but something like this

61a2DQYj1OL._SX425_.jpg

You're welcome, ladies :RoboWink:

 

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My million dollar idea, long before there was a public internet that was accessible to anyone.....I wanted to be a comedian, but my gimmick was going to be that I would ONLY have bits about video games....The video game comic.  The dream died as soon as youtube became a thing, but I'll admit, I did nothing with the idea to be salty over it.

It would have been standup...Not clips and jokes about how shitty the game was.  James Rolfe.....You win this round, you pioneer.

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9 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

My million dollar idea, long before there was a public internet that was accessible to anyone.....I wanted to be a comedian, but my gimmick was going to be that I would ONLY have bits about video games....The video game comic.  The dream died as soon as youtube became a thing, but I'll admit, I did nothing with the idea to be salty over it.

It would have been standup...Not clips and jokes about how shitty the game was.  James Rolfe.....You win this round, you pioneer.

You can still do it....find the nearest open mic night and head down there like

 

 

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56 minutes ago, Mix said:

Penis attachments! :RoboLaugh:

I know what you're thinking.....how is this not a thing already

Just think about all the different variations...

Not quite this, but something like this

61a2DQYj1OL._SX425_.jpg

You're welcome, ladies :RoboWink:

 

someone probably already invented it

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5 hours ago, empty said:

How else do guys with micropenises give their partners any kind of satisfaction?

I assume they just scissor with women like lesbians 

 

 

also lots of oral and accessories but I dunno 

 

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8 hours ago, empty said:

How else do guys with micropenises give their partners any kind of satisfaction?

Yoooo, I saw this amateur porn where this chick was all about my man and his micro penis....

I don't know if it was a kink or what, but she was all about it....he didn't look ready, like he was shook

it was marvelous....truly the last ray of hope left in pandora's big dick box

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2 hours ago, Vamped said:

I assume they just scissor with women like lesbians 

 

 

also lots of oral and accessories but I dunno 

 

Finally, someone said it.....so, it's not weird if a guy wants to scissor, right?

Lesbians do it all the time and it works for them, why limit ourselves....right?

right?

crap, someone agree with me or this is going to be awkward

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32 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

i laugh, because i have no idea who that is. so...sure?

You....should youtube her -_-

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