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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Two inches because I'm so skilled at sex that I'll still know all the right ways to use it to satisfy these hot, legal age women. *giggle chills* 🐼

Shut up dork.

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Just now, DoubleDoink said:

Shut up dork.

Don't you supposedly have a long-term girlfriend now? Guess that didn't last very "long" at all. Maybe it just wasn't "long" enough to please her. 😹

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Two inches because I'm so skilled at sex that I'll still know all the right ways to use it to satisfy these hot, legal age women. *giggle chills* 🐼

"Please stop cursing" ₮₳Ⱡ₭₴ ₳฿ØɄ₮ ₴ɆӾ

Edited by Amanda Is A Nerd
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Posted
21 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Two inches because I'm so skilled at sex that I'll still know all the right ways to use it to satisfy these hot, legal age women. *giggle chills* 🐼

But you already have a 2 inch cock.

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Posted
Just now, Zenigundam said:

Nah, but how would you even know?

Your mom told me all about your tiny wiener zeni. She is quite upset that you keep rubbing it against her while she microwaves you chicken nuggets.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, stilgar said:

But you already have a 2 inch cock.

Nah he doesn't. That's why he said he'd prefer a 2 inch dick. That'd be an upgrade for him.

Also, he considers himself a master of sex.

Since when did whacking off to mommy's night gown qualify as an expert on sex?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

So you asked about another man's machinery... 🦒

Nope,she just brought it up all on her own. Apparently she is telling everyone she meets how small her son is.

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Posted (edited)
21 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Sex is not "cursing". It's a basic human necessity and something I humbly consider myself to be a master of. 🧖‍♂️

Your right, its not cursing. Its 10 times worse then cursing... And how can you be a master of something you've never done before?

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Amanda Is A Nerd said:

Your right, its not cursing. Its 10 times worse then cursing... And how can you be a master of something you've never done before?

So I have to ask....Which I doubt I'll get a legit answer.....Are you viper or actually someone from his YT vids who decided to post here....Both are sad but only one is funny

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Posted
6 hours ago, cyberbully said:

So I have to ask....Which I doubt I'll get a legit answer.....Are you viper or actually someone from his YT vids who decided to post here....Both are sad but only one is funny

No idea who that is soo .-.

Posted
On 2/17/2019 at 9:52 AM, That_One_Guy said:

Would you rather have a 10 inch cock, but you have diabetes.... Or a two inch cock with perfect health for life? 

Ok try to get this thread back on track...

I'd rather have a two inch cock and perfect health for life. I'm already a 5ever alone virgin anyway.

Would you rather lose the use of your arms, or lose the use of your legs?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Ok try to get this thread back on track...

I'd rather have a two inch cock and perfect health for life. I'm already a 5ever alone virgin anyway.

Would you rather lose the use of your arms, or lose the use of your legs?

Legs. You can still drive and masturbate on a wheelchair!

Would you rather be a hideous autistic savant or a beautiful retarded socialite?

Posted
On 2/17/2019 at 2:37 PM, stilgar said:

But you already have a 2 inch cock.

 

On 2/17/2019 at 2:38 PM, Zenigundam said:

Nah, but how would you even know?

 

On 2/17/2019 at 2:40 PM, stilgar said:

Your mom told me all about your tiny wiener zeni. She is quite upset that you keep rubbing it against her while she microwaves you chicken nuggets.

 

On 2/17/2019 at 2:41 PM, Zenigundam said:

So you asked about another man's machinery... 🦒

 

On 2/17/2019 at 2:46 PM, stilgar said:

Nope,she just brought it up all on her own. Apparently she is telling everyone she meets how small her son is.

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On 2/18/2019 at 9:29 AM, cyberbully said:

So I have to ask....Which I doubt I'll get a legit answer.....Are you viper or actually someone from his YT vids who decided to post here....Both are sad but only one is funny

go on zeni's yt channel

i posted a link to the forum on here and told them to have at him

2 people registered

come on i barely post as is as if i have time to make alts and simultaneously post

Posted
On 2/19/2019 at 12:39 PM, PhilosipherStoned said:

Viper can be funny, and even chill.. Just gonna say that for the record.  Because I've also known him to flip his shit completely and hold dumb grudges. 

I flip my shit because people fucking piss me off.

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