Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Posted February 7, 2019 Fuck. Got smoked salmon salad, with beets.... And the shit was cross contaminated. Shrimp or mushrooms. I need a epi pen. Later.
mthor Posted February 7, 2019 Posted February 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, Clu said: Fuck. Got smoked salmon salad, with beets.... And the shit was cross contaminated. Shrimp or mushrooms. I need a epi pen. Later. Next time, take me with you. I know how to do a crichothyrocotomy, sort of.
Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Author Posted February 7, 2019 Is that like jamming something in my throat? Because I've been down this road, Father Kelly. 2
fuggstop Posted February 7, 2019 Posted February 7, 2019 See things like this is why it is unwise to wish ill will upon gorgeous black single mothers Dont choke! 2
Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Author Posted February 7, 2019 Just now, Poof said: dont die Don't tell me how to live 2
mthor Posted February 7, 2019 Posted February 7, 2019 43 minutes ago, Clu said: Is that like jamming something in my throat? Because I've been down this road, Father Kelly. Not this road, my child.
Poof Posted February 7, 2019 Posted February 7, 2019 31 minutes ago, Clu said: Don't tell me how to live don't tell me what to do
Codename: Jackass Posted February 7, 2019 Posted February 7, 2019 My uncle is allergic to shrimp, damn near died one year taking my grandparents out for dinner. You doin alright?
cyberbully Posted February 7, 2019 Posted February 7, 2019 RIP Sawman....Leave your stuff by the curb and I'll pick it up friday. 2
Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Author Posted February 7, 2019 Against all odds.... I'm still here. My lips are all jacked up tho. Bitches pay money for this look. 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 8, 2019 Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/6/2019 at 5:07 PM, Clu said: Don't tell me how to live Well in your near-death-by-food-allergy state, you still managed to say one of the most clever things I've ever read here. 1
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