Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Fuck. Got smoked salmon salad, with beets.... And the shit was cross contaminated. Shrimp or mushrooms. I need a epi pen. Later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, Clu said: Fuck. Got smoked salmon salad, with beets.... And the shit was cross contaminated. Shrimp or mushrooms. I need a epi pen. Later. Next time, take me with you. I know how to do a crichothyrocotomy, sort of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 Is that like jamming something in my throat? Because I've been down this road, Father Kelly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 See things like this is why it is unwise to wish ill will upon gorgeous black single mothers Dont choke! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 Thanks toots 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 dont die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 Just now, Poof said: dont die Don't tell me how to live 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 43 minutes ago, Clu said: Is that like jamming something in my throat? Because I've been down this road, Father Kelly. Not this road, my child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 31 minutes ago, Clu said: Don't tell me how to live don't tell me what to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 My uncle is allergic to shrimp, damn near died one year taking my grandparents out for dinner. You doin alright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 You have a reaction to mushrooms too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 RIP Sawman....Leave your stuff by the curb and I'll pick it up friday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Wow. Another person allergic to mushrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 Against all odds.... I'm still here. My lips are all jacked up tho. Bitches pay money for this look. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/6/2019 at 5:07 PM, Clu said: Don't tell me how to live Well in your near-death-by-food-allergy state, you still managed to say one of the most clever things I've ever read here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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