Naraku4656 Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 It's a quarter after 8. Im a little drunk and I need you noooooow
mochi Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 **Woman Approaches you at the bar** Woman: Hey Beybehhh 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 Sitting in a chair in front of computer. Trying to get half drunk while listening to a playlists of hiphop beats I'll probably never mix down.. I have had some ideas floating around in my head that I should probably jot down Dizziness..Dramimine
SwimModSponges Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 Take a picture of the bartender, but don't be obvious about it. make it look like you're doing something else. We want to see the bartender.
jackiemarie90 Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 Sometimes, you gotta be the one to intiate conversation. It worked for me last time. 1
Vamped Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 13 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Sometimes, you gotta be the one to intiate conversation. It worked for me last time. Im waaay to awkward to that for myself but I have no problem doing it for someone else. Ive literally went up to a dude at bar and asked if he was single and if he was planning on giving out some dick tonight but I did it for one of my friends. I would probably die if I had to do it for myself >.> Unfortunately .... he was pretty gay ... dunno if he was gay before or after seeing my friend ... but I didnt expect it to happen in the first place anyway 1
NaBarney Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 Hopefully you asked for an application, maybe get your ABC work your way up from pt barback to bartender...
Naraku4656 Posted January 27, 2019 Author Posted January 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, NaBron_James said: Hopefully you asked for an application, maybe get your ABC work your way up from pt barback to bartender... not allowed to take side jobs, sorry bro
NaBarney Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: not allowed to take side jobs, sorry bro A career change it is then. Bold, but that's the new you
Naraku4656 Posted January 27, 2019 Author Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, NaBron_James said: A career change it is then. Bold, but that's the new you i'm forever part of the machine 2
jackiemarie90 Posted January 29, 2019 Posted January 29, 2019 On 1/27/2019 at 9:53 AM, Vamped said: Im waaay to awkward to that for myself but I have no problem doing it for someone else. Ive literally went up to a dude at bar and asked if he was single and if he was planning on giving out some dick tonight but I did it for one of my friends. I would probably die if I had to do it for myself >.> Unfortunately .... he was pretty gay ... dunno if he was gay before or after seeing my friend ... but I didnt expect it to happen in the first place anyway lol well that is a quite forward conversation. I usually wait awhile and evesdrop. If I hear a conversation that of something I'm interested in, or can add to, I kinda appolgize and jump in so I have something to actually talk about. x D
Vamped Posted January 29, 2019 Posted January 29, 2019 16 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: lol well that is a quite forward conversation. I usually wait awhile and evesdrop. If I hear a conversation that of something I'm interested in, or can add to, I kinda appolgize and jump in so I have something to actually talk about. x D I said exactly what my friend wanted to find out. 1
Mix Posted January 29, 2019 Posted January 29, 2019 On 1/27/2019 at 12:53 PM, Vamped said: Unfortunately .... he was pretty gay ... dunno if he was gay before or after seeing my friend ... but I didnt expect it to happen in the first place anyway Imagine that guy, before that night, grappling with his sexuality and unable to figure himself out. Finally, he comes to the conclusion that he is ok with his sexual fluidity and tells his boys who are psyched for him having found peace of mind. They go out to celebrate. Then......he meets your friend Him - "Hey guys...GUYS...listen. Forget what I said before, it's nothing but dudes for me from now on." The guys - "What? We've been here a grand total of ten minutes. What happened?" Him - "Nothin'....it's just....when you know, you know" The guys - "We're not buying you another cake" Him - "there's a cake?" The guys - "yeah, it's a coming out cake....the baker said that's a thing.....it is a thing right?" Him - "sure, why not" 1
Juice McKenzie Posted January 29, 2019 Posted January 29, 2019 this dick doesn't travel for free, baby.
Vamped Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Mix said: Imagine that guy, before that night, grappling with his sexuality and unable to figure himself out. Finally, he comes to the conclusion that he is ok with his sexual fluidity and tells his boys who are psyched for him having found peace of mind. They go out to celebrate. Then......he meets your friend Him - "Hey guys...GUYS...listen. Forget what I said before, it's nothing but dudes for me from now on." The guys - "What? We've been here a grand total of ten minutes. What happened?" Him - "Nothin'....it's just....when you know, you know" The guys - "We're not buying you another cake" Him - "there's a cake?" The guys - "yeah, it's a coming out cake....the baker said that's a thing.....it is a thing right?" Him - "sure, why not" >.> is the coming out cake shaped like a dick?
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 21 minutes ago, Vamped said: >.> is the coming out cake shaped like a dick? 'course not....they thought he was coming out as bi so the cake is shaped like a person of indeterminate sex, shrugging....and "it's all good" is written at the bottom in frosting
nameraka Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 i'm standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand.
Naraku4656 Posted January 30, 2019 Author Posted January 30, 2019 14 minutes ago, nameraka said: i'm standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand. i too, know that song
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 This many have been said before 'cause it seems so obvious the more I think about it, but @Naraku4656 might be the real life Dilbert 1
Naraku4656 Posted January 30, 2019 Author Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: This many have been said before 'cause it seems so obvious the more I think about it, but @Naraku4656 might be the real life Dilbert that comic stopped being funny for me and started just being sad 1
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: that comic stopped being funny for me and started just being sad Did you ever watch the short lived cartoon series? 1
Naraku4656 Posted January 30, 2019 Author Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, Mix said: Did you ever watch the short lived cartoon series? yeah i thought that was cute at the time. it's kind of like Office Space. 2005 me thought it was hilarious, 2019 me not so much lol
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: yeah i thought that was cute at the time. it's kind of like Office Space. 2005 me thought it was hilarious, 2019 me not so much lol lmao...yeah, shit tends to stop being funny when it becomes a parody of your life
Naraku4656 Posted January 30, 2019 Author Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, Mix said: lmao...yeah, shit tends to stop being funny when it becomes a parody of your life the life of a young office worker in a world of old office workers
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: the life of a young office worker in a world of old office workers uhh, sure....we'll go with that Does your office have a Wally?
Naraku4656 Posted January 30, 2019 Author Posted January 30, 2019 21 minutes ago, Mix said: uhh, sure....we'll go with that Does your office have a Wally? probably
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Mix said: This many have been said before 'cause it seems so obvious the more I think about it, but @Naraku4656 might be the real life Dilbert Unfortunately, I don't think Naraku has a dog, let alone one that's his best (and only) friend. (rofl, before editing, I had accidentally typed "I don't think Naraku has a god," )
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 41 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Unfortunately, I don't think Naraku has a dog, let alone one that's his best (and only) friend. (rofl, before editing, I had accidentally typed "I don't think Naraku has a god," ) Naraku's god is a cup of noodles he built a shrine to in his closet 1
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