Mix Posted January 8, 2019 Posted January 8, 2019 it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it.... How many rats do you think it would take? 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 8, 2019 Posted January 8, 2019 THIS is the way to handle online haters. You should make these kind of unexpected replies to haters on your blog regularly. 1
molarbear Posted January 8, 2019 Posted January 8, 2019 36 minutes ago, Mix said: it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it.... How many rats do you think it would take? Spoiler NB4 someone makes a Taco Bell joke. Seriously we should guess times and put some money on it. Have your people call my people 1
Mix Posted January 8, 2019 Author Posted January 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Da_big_Nabowski said: YouTube vlog? Link? oh goodness no.....don't get me wrong I thought about it, but I don't have a horse cock I can flash to regain my standing in the group like the aforementioned ghostrek my ramblings will remain off board where randos can judge their worth
Mix Posted January 8, 2019 Author Posted January 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: THIS is the way to handle online haters. You should make these kind of unexpected replies to haters on your blog regularly. I do....humor is all I have, Doom.....it is the last piece of me.....I will hold onto it till the bitter end where on my death bed i'll hopefully have the energy to say with my last gasp of breath, "I hid the money beneath the...." 1
Mix Posted January 8, 2019 Author Posted January 8, 2019 11 hours ago, molarbear said: Hide contents NB4 someone makes a Taco Bell joke. Seriously we should guess times and put some money on it. Have your people call my people the most epic-non-epic betting pool this world has ever seen
molarbear Posted January 8, 2019 Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Mix said: the most epic-non-epic betting pool this world has ever seen Gotta live for the small things in life
bnmjy Posted January 8, 2019 Posted January 8, 2019 Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs . . . this is why you muat show your haters the cavity that leads to fugg's ovaries i.e. her hooha.
molarbear Posted January 8, 2019 Posted January 8, 2019 13 hours ago, Mix said: it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it.... How many rats do you think it would take? That's what I use Twitter for anytime I think of something funny or get bored I just punch some shit out off the top of my head It's quite therapeutic at times and only like 3 people are going to see it so who gives a shit, amirite?
TrigunBebop Posted January 8, 2019 Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) I thought about starting a blog but then I realized all my posts would just be "blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons" Edited January 8, 2019 by TrigunBebop 1
Hornshire Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 It doesn't take nearly as much fluid for one to drown as is usually supposed. It can be done in a puddle only a quarter inch deep or so. Still though, by Our reckoning, it will take about seventy rats a whole day to produce that much feces. Obviously less rats would be needed for longer time spans, but We don't recommend more than three days, as the stool is going to harden, making it less useful for the given purpose. Additionally, sick rats will provide better yield. 1
GunStarHero Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 20 hours ago, Mix said: it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it.... How many rats do you think it would take? Judging by the pooping capabilities of my two pet rats, I'd say they could drown you within a day, provided I give in to their begging and constantly hand them their wheaties and loops. 1 1
Mix Posted January 9, 2019 Author Posted January 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Kweerie said: It doesn't take nearly as much fluid for one to drown as is usually supposed. It can be done in a puddle only a quarter inch deep or so. Still though, by Our reckoning, it will take about seventy rats a whole day to produce that much feces. Obviously less rats would be needed for longer time spans, but We don't recommend more than three days, as the stool is going to harden, making it less useful for the given purpose. Additionally, sick rats will provide better yield. you know your way around a rat.....and, also, may or may not have drowned someone in the past we're gonna get along just fine, you and me I'll leave you with this scene from the Oskar Award winning movie, Demolition Man
Mix Posted January 9, 2019 Author Posted January 9, 2019 56 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Judging by the pooping capabilities of my two pet rats, I'd say they could drown you within a day, provided I give in to their begging and constantly hand them their wheaties and loops. rats, fish, Mongooses.....where do you get the time....or the space......or the Mongoose, it's not indigenous to north america? 1
GunStarHero Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mix said: rats, fish, Mongooses.....where do you get the time....or the space......or the Mongoose, it's not indigenous to north america? I'd tell you I have to become an Infinite Time Reaver but that's far too plausible for the likes of me. The truth is I'm just bad, but insistent upon, juggling.
StarPanda Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 21 hours ago, Mix said: oh goodness no.....don't get me wrong I thought about it, but I don't have a horse cock I can flash to regain my standing in the group like the aforementioned ghostrek my ramblings will remain off board where randos can judge their worth Boooooo......Come on man let me judge you
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 Sounds like an idea for a video to me. Do it for the views.
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