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it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience 

I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces

could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me

it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it....

How many rats do you think it would take?

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36 minutes ago, Mix said:

it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience 

I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces

could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me

it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it....

How many rats do you think it would take?

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NB4 someone makes a Taco Bell joke. Seriously we should guess times and put some money on it.  Have your people call my people

 

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11 hours ago, Da_big_Nabowski said:

YouTube vlog? Link?

oh goodness no.....don't get me wrong I thought about it, but I don't have a horse cock I can flash to regain my standing in the group like the aforementioned ghostrek

my ramblings will remain off board where randos can judge their worth

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11 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

THIS is the way to handle online haters. You should make these kind of unexpected replies to haters on your blog regularly.

I do....humor is all I have, Doom.....it is the last piece of me.....I will hold onto it till the bitter end where on my death bed i'll hopefully have the energy to say with my last gasp of breath, "I hid the money beneath the...."

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11 hours ago, molarbear said:
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NB4 someone makes a Taco Bell joke. Seriously we should guess times and put some money on it.  Have your people call my people

 

the most epic-non-epic betting pool this world has ever seen

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13 hours ago, Mix said:

it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience 

I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces

could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me

it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it....

How many rats do you think it would take?

That's what I use Twitter for

anytime I think of something funny or get bored I just punch some shit out off the top of my head

It's quite therapeutic at times and only like 3 people are going to see it so who gives a shit, amirite?

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It doesn't take nearly as much fluid for one to drown as is usually supposed. It can be done in a puddle only a quarter inch deep or so.

Still though, by Our reckoning, it will take about seventy rats a whole day to produce that much feces. Obviously less rats would be needed for longer time spans, but We don't recommend more than three days, as the stool is going to harden, making it less useful for the given purpose. Additionally, sick rats will provide better yield.

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20 hours ago, Mix said:

it's starting to get some traffic....no where near ghostrek's youtube channel levels, but i'm starting to get an audience 

I mean I even have haters, god bless 'em....one fine gentlemen told me to drown in rat feces

could you imagine that....drowning in rat feces....that poor rat...how long would you think it would take him to produce enough poop to drown me

it'd have to be multiple rats, right? to give them a fighting chance at it....

How many rats do you think it would take?

Judging by the pooping capabilities of my two pet rats, I'd say they could drown you within a day, provided I give in to their begging and constantly hand them their wheaties and loops. 

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1 hour ago, Kweerie said:

It doesn't take nearly as much fluid for one to drown as is usually supposed. It can be done in a puddle only a quarter inch deep or so.

Still though, by Our reckoning, it will take about seventy rats a whole day to produce that much feces. Obviously less rats would be needed for longer time spans, but We don't recommend more than three days, as the stool is going to harden, making it less useful for the given purpose. Additionally, sick rats will provide better yield.

you know your way around a rat.....and, also, may or may not have drowned someone in the past

we're gonna get along just fine, you and me 

I'll leave you with this scene from the Oskar Award winning movie, Demolition Man

 

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56 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Judging by the pooping capabilities of my two pet rats, I'd say they could drown you within a day, provided I give in to their begging and constantly hand them their wheaties and loops. 

rats, fish, Mongooses.....where do you get the time....or the space......or the Mongoose, it's not indigenous to north america?

 

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5 minutes ago, Mix said:

rats, fish, Mongooses.....where do you get the time....or the space......or the Mongoose, it's not indigenous to north america?

 

I'd tell you I have to become an Infinite Time Reaver but that's far too plausible for the likes of me. The truth is I'm just bad, but insistent upon, juggling. 

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21 hours ago, Mix said:

oh goodness no.....don't get me wrong I thought about it, but I don't have a horse cock I can flash to regain my standing in the group like the aforementioned ghostrek

my ramblings will remain off board where randos can judge their worth

Boooooo......Come on man let me judge you

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