ghostrek Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) Chapter one The day before Christmas Everything was busy around the building of Godzilla tail Lounge agency the joyous activity of the holidays Kagome walks into the room What the hell are you doing said Kagome Turning up the heat said Inuyasha Turn it down said Kagome Godzilla, Jr barges through the door Merry Christmas said, Godzilla, Jr fuck off said Kagome Merry Christmas said Inuyasha What do you want said Kagome Invite you to my Christmas party tonight said Godzilla, Jr I and Inuyasha are working late tonight said Kagome On Christmas Eve said Godzilla, Jr Yes said Kagome The Noise of monsters roaring Oh crap I am late said Godzilla, Jr Godzilla, Jr runs out the door kagomes fellows him Monsters sing We, Three Kings Dad what the fuck are you doing said Kagome Singing Christmas carols said Godzilla Why said Kagome Charity for the poor Said Godzilla Quit before I call the police said Kagome You do know most of us are your clients said Godzilla What does that mean said Kagome You called the police on us you're fired said Godzilla Kagome walks back into the building End of chapter 1 Edited December 19, 2018 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) Chapter 2 the evening Kagome was walking home from work when she got too her building she thought she saw her fathers face on the door knocker Once in her apartment, she ate food And start falling asleep watching Netflix Kagome said a voice Kagome said a voice again Kagome said a voice again being more irritated kagome wake up said the voice kagome wakes and sees her father in ghost form and covered in chains this what you get if you keep going down this path said Godzilla Dad why are you here said Kagome The show you the error of your ways said Godzilla And what's the error of my ways said Kagome Not keeping Christmas in your heart said Godzilla Okay what's the deal with the chains said Kagome These are the chains I bound myself to in life Siad Godzilla Why are you a ghost said Kagome Well I'm not really a ghost I am having an out-of-body experience because of a heart attack said Godzilla Okay said Kaogme You will be visited by three ghosts said Godzilla no four counting you said Kagome Don't be a smart-ass Said Godzilla End of chapter 2 Edited December 19, 2018 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) Chapter 3 first visitor Wakey wakey said an unknown voice Kagome wakes up startled Who are you said Kagome I am the ghost of Christmas past but you can call me Spike Said the ghost ok Spike how are you going to show me the past Said Kagome Follow me, Said Spike Kagome fellows Spike They go back in time 5 years ago on Christmas day Kagome and Inuyasha in a hospital room Ma we lost the baby Said Kagome That's horrible said kagome's mom It was a miscarriage Said Kagome Holy crap no wonder you hate Christmas said Spike yup Said Kagome you want to know about my last job said spike sure what was is it I was a bounty hunter in space said spike end of chapter 3 Edited December 19, 2018 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 Chapter 4 in between visits How was it Said Godzilla It was a horrible time dad it was it was like being dragged into hell again said Kagome why Said Godzilla Why you think why he showed me the Christmas that I lost the baby Said Kagome Oh craps Said Godzilla End of chapter 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) Chapter 5 The earthquake Kagome was rudely awakened by the earth trembling. Typical, as it was Japan. However, unlike most of the other ignorant villagers, Kagome knew the true cause of the earthquakes. "Daddy, you better stop fucking the giant squid again," said Kagome. "Insolent bitch, you respect your otousan," said Gozilla. The trembling abruptly stopped, but Kagome knew what was coming next. A tsunami swept her away, for like the thousandth time in her life. She was fortunately always prepared for them, but the villagers never were. Most of them died. Oh well, lol End of Chapter 5. Edited December 19, 2018 by bnmjy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeNirvash Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 How can Godzilla fire Kagome for calling the police on him when she only threatened him with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 10 hours ago, bnmjy said: Chapter 5 The earthquake Kagome was rudely awakened by the earth trembling. Typical, as it was Japan. However, unlike most of the other ignorant villagers, Kagome knew the true cause of the earthquakes. "Daddy, you better stop fucking the giant squid again," said Kagome. "Insolent bitch, you respect your otousan," said Gozilla. The trembling abruptly stopped, but Kagome knew what was coming next. A tsunami swept her away, for like the thousandth time in her life. She was fortunately always prepared for them, but the villagers never were. Most of them died. Oh well, lol End of Chapter 5. that not chapter 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 hours ago, PokeNirvash said: How can Godzilla fire Kagome for calling the police on him when she only threatened him with it? it is a counter threat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) I like it. Edited December 19, 2018 by scoobdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ghostrek Posted December 20, 2018 Author Share Posted December 20, 2018 14 hours ago, scoobdog said: I like it. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 Chapter 5 the Ghost of Christmas present drunk Hey are you awake said unknown voice Spirit stop bugging me I have to get my sleep I have to work in the morning said Kagome That's what you say to your dead aunt said the voice dead aunt? aunt Misato! said Kagome Yup in person I am the ghost of Christmas present said Misato are you drunk? said Kagome what if I am said Misato I don't want to hang out with a drunk ghost I am going to make a call said Kagome who are you going to call said Misato The Ghostbusters I am sick of this shit said Kagome Don't I call them I have to show you something follow me said Misato Okay said Kagome The two ladies went to the apartment of Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo You should quit your job come work with me said Miroku if she was here I would give her a piece of my mind she is an evil person making you work on Christmas I bet she is sleeping with some random guy or guys said Sango Hey won't do that to Me said Inuyasha What are you two still together said Miroku so what we are! hey it's nice to see shippo going to church said Inuyasha shippo walks in very sick Inuyasha stay on topic are you and Kagome still together said shippo yes said Inuyasha let's just see how your bother's party is going they went to Godzilla, Jr's party holy shit dad must had a heart attack said Godzilla, JR I forgot you dad was invited to the party also I am so sorry normally Christmas parties are more fun then this sorry said Misato End of chapter 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 5:51 PM, Hachiman said: doggy style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) Chapter 6 Kagome has a Sex with the Plant . . . AGAIN Kagome was randy and sixteen and existed in this fanfic for stupid reasons. So she ventured off into the Ancient Forest of Perverts, somewhere Godzilla told her to never wander off to. He wanted to make sure she was a prisitine virgin at the wedding altar. So naturally, with the logic of these conundrums, Kagome was a huge slut. Due to concerns of extreme lewdness and maybe, just maybe my having a slight sense of decorum, I will not go into great detail. I will mention that the events that transpired in the Forest involved the Whomping Willow and Kagome being very satisfied. End of Chapter 6. Edited December 22, 2018 by bnmjy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 5 hours ago, bnmjy said: Chapter 6 Kagome has a Sex with the Plant . . . AGAIN Kagome was randy and sixteen and existed in this fanfic for stupid reasons. So she ventured off into the Ancient Forest of Perverts, somewhere Godzilla told her to never wander off to. He wanted to make sure she was a prisitine virgin at the wedding altar. So naturally, with the logic of these conundrums, Kagome was a huge slut. Due to concerns of extreme lewdness and maybe, just maybe my having a slight sense of decorum, I will not go into great detail. I will mention that the events that transpired in the Forest involved the Whomping Willow and Kagome being very satisfied. End of Chapter 6. what the fuck dont do this 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) Chapter 7 Kagome Meets Fugg's Hooha Kagome heard rumors that there was a black woman staying at the local ryokan (Japanese inn). Somehow, in this shitty universe I've contrived, the owners of the ryokan managed to survive from the tsunami that killed most of their neighbors. I mean, it hadn't even been a month since the tragedy, and now it's back to business as usual. Anyway, Kagome had never heard of a black woman before. She needed to see what one was for herself. She slid the wooden door entrance of the ryokan's first room open and it broke because it was made in China. It actually fell right on top of her. The black woman didn't seem to give one shit about Kagome's ordeal, not even turning her back around to see what the commotion was. Classic fuggs, making everything about her before anything could be about her. Oh right, you weren't supposed to know who the black woman was yet. Well fuck your exposition expectations. "Are you a black woman?" inquired Kagome. "No," said fuggs. "lol," said Kagome. fuggs decided to talk to Kagome like she was one of her insurance clients. She got all uppity and was ready to talk over Kagome when she felt like it. "Okay, now what the fuck you want bitch?" "Um . . ." Kagome was at a loss for words. She wanted to meet a black woman, but the person in front of her told her she wasn't one. "Bitch, do not waste my time. There are many other clients on the line." "Line?" "So it's gonna be like that. You gonna play dumb. Uh huh, it looks like you haven't even met your fucking deductible yet." "What the fuck are you even talking about?" Kagome was started to get annoyed. "No way bitch. We are on a recorded line, so I suggest you watch your fucking language." "But you're . . " "Silence, bitch. As I was saying, the deductible has not been met, and your vaginitis is not a diagnosis covered by your copay." Kagome had had enough. "Vaginitis? What the honest fuck?" fuggs pulled her pants down. "Now this is what a healthy vagina is supposed to look like." Kagome was mesmerized by fugg's hooha. She then got ripped off and had to pay her entire 200,000 yen deductible, even though she had already met it from her failed pregnancy earlier this year. End of Chapter 7 Edited December 30, 2018 by bnmjy 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ghostrek Posted December 30, 2018 Author Share Posted December 30, 2018 10 hours ago, bnmjy said: Chapter 7 Kagome Meets Fugg's Hooha Kagome heard rumors that there was a black woman staying at the local ryokan (Japanese inn). Somehow, in this shitty universe I've contrived, the owners of the ryokan managed to survive from the tsunami that killed most of their neighbors. I mean, it hadn't even been a month since the tragedy, and now it's back to business as usual. Anyway, Kagome had never heard of a black woman before. She needed to see what one was for herself. She slid the wooden door entrance of the ryokan's first room open and it broke because it was made in China. It actually fell right on top of her. The black woman didn't seem to give one shit about Kagome's ordeal, not even turning her back around to see what the commotion was. Classic fuggs, making everything about her before anything could be about her. Oh right, you weren't supposed to know who the black woman was yet. Well fuck your exposition expectations. "Are you a black woman?" inquired Kagome. "No," said fuggs. "lol," said Kagome. fuggs decided to talk to Kagome like she was one of her insurance clients. She got all uppity and was ready to talk over Kagome when she felt like it. "Okay, now what the fuck you want bitch?" "Um . . ." Kagome was at a loss for words. She wanted to meet a black woman, but the person in front of her told her she wasn't one. "Bitch, do not waste my time. There are many other clients on the line." "Line?" "So it's gonna be like that. You gonna play dumb. Uh huh, it looks like you haven't even met your fucking deductible yet." "What the fuck are you even talking about?" Kagome was started to get annoyed. "No way bitch. We are on a recorded line, so I suggest you watch your fucking language." "But you're . . " "Silence, bitch. As I was saying, the deductible has not been met, and your vaginitis is not a diagnosis covered by your copay." Kagome had had enough. "Vaginitis? What the honest fuck?" fuggs pulled her pants down. "Now this is what a healthy vagina is supposed to look like." Kagome was mesmerized by fugg's hooha. She then got ripped off and had to pay her entire 200,000 yen deductible, even though she had already met it from her failed pregnancy earlier this year. End of Chapter 7 stop adding chapters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Ok I LOL Yah bitch meet that goddamn deductible! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 CHAPTER 7 singularity created in hoo ha threatens to suck in japan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalganBlowMeAway Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Chapter 8: Godzilla isn't real Kagome: Dad, what's wrong? Godzilla: I have this pain in my stomach! Inuyasha: You ate too many J-pop stars again, didn't you? *Godzilla's stomach tears open; gnomes crawl out of newly-formed orifice* Inuyasha: What the hell is that? Kagome: Are those gnomes? INUYASHA! Inuyasha: What?! I'm right here, you know! Head gnome: We are your father, Kagome! Kagome: Uh, okay. Sure. I guess. Inuyasha: I mean it's a little strange, but then again, I always thought the idea of Godzilla being your dad was weird, too. Kagome: SIT, BOY! *Inuyasha's body hits the floor head first* Inuyasha: What the hell was that for? Kagome: Maybe I wanted to be part radioactive sea lizard! Ever think of that? *in walks ghostrek* ghostrek: (stuttering) I-I-I never thought...this was possible. Why are there gnomes crawling out of Godzilla's tummy? Inuyasha: Maybe Godzilla was never real. *ghostrek runs off, never to be seen again* Kagome: Who was that? Inuyasha: I don't know, and I don't care. Gnomes: (In unison) We love you, L. Ron Hubbard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Oh my, if Godzilla isn't real, then what was the source of the earhtquake?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalganBlowMeAway Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 13 hours ago, bnmjy said: Oh my, if Godzilla isn't real, then what was the source of the earhtquake?! Scientology and its bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 people stop adding chapters mods locked post until next Christmas time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: people stop adding chapters mods locked post until next Christmas time what the fuck dont do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeNirvash Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 His story, his rules. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Benji was saving your ass...You should be thanking him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 17 hours ago, PokeNirvash said: His story, his rules. Sorry, but this is a public forum. This thread belongs to the people, so it's actually our story, and our rules. *steps to you* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 ch. 9 Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 someone write about when fuggz attacks japan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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