Mini_ghost420 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 I made it to church. my own church. but that has nothing to do with a dead man nailed to a stick. maybe I need start preaching here
Still Me Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 Do I look like the kind of person that goes to church?
KimopoBotar Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 There is a higher statistical representation of Christians in prison than there is in the general population. Jesus makes people commit crimes. I'm just trying to be a good citizen.
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: There is a higher statistical representation of Christians in prison than there is in the general population. Jesus makes people commit crimes. I'm just trying to be a good citizen. that's not the way it works. most of them get converted in prison in hopes God will forgive them for what landed them in there 1
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 You don't "go to Church", you are a part of the Church or you're not. 1 2
KimopoBotar Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: that's not the way it works. most of them get converted in prison in hopes God will forgive them for what landed them in there That's what they want you to think.
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 Yeah, I was being silly. This whole thread was an exercise in humorous frivolity
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said: That's what they want you to think. oh please. I'm not fooled by anything "they" say
KimopoBotar Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: oh please. I'm not fooled by anything "they" say Oh no. They got to you too. No one is safe! No one is safe!
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: Yeah, I was being silly. This whole thread was an exercise in humorous frivolity I kind of knew that but you could still trigger me into one of my Satanic sermons with this Jesus shit especially right now
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said: Oh no. They got to you too. No one is safe! No one is safe! what "they" are you talking about.....you sound like one of them
KimopoBotar Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: what "they" are you talking about.....you sound like one of them Oh no. They've gotten to me too!! It's all over!! 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said: Oh no. They've gotten to me too!! It's all over!! it's not to late! run! run as fast as you can
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 46 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: I kind of knew that but you could still trigger me into one of my Satanic sermons with this Jesus shit especially right now 2
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 https://oca.org/questions/history/on-this-rock-i-will-build-my-church
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 Just a few moar befoe I bounce waka waka! 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 18 hours ago, schmahxgn said: What's gay about the cute Asian girl?
scoobdog Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 21 hours ago, tsar4 said: You don't "go to Church", you are a part of the Church or you're not. Dude... wut?
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