Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 Today was cold and bitter, but I powered through and dominated all of our training obstacles. The drill dude got in my face because I apparently have to "lose" some of my stomach muscle and I told him that he has to lose his virginity and not to be jealous because I'm packing more firepower than he is. Went to the mess hall and ate some manly grown man alpha male military grub, and then I went back to the barracks or whatever they're called and decided to do some video game training, so of course I hooked up games like Fortnite, Metal Slug, and Urban Strike. I love being a soldier. It's so cool, gonna go sneak in a case or Milwaukee's Best Ice later on and invite some OKC biddies over to the barracks for a cool party. 👨✈️
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 How do you come up with this garbage? I have to give you credit for being this dedicated to a character 3
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: How do you come up with this garbage? I have to give you credit for being this dedicated to a character Dude, the military is not garbage. Now pick up that flag that you just threw! 😐
TrigunBebop Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: How do you come up with this garbage? I have to give you credit for being this dedicated to a character It's not just a character. It's a way of life. A rather shitty way of life, at that. 1 1
Swimmod_Luna Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: How do you come up with this garbage? I have to give you credit for being this dedicated to a character I still can't for the life of me decide what percentage of his persona is just a character and how much is just who he is. Like there's no way he could be 100% like this in real life or he would have been institutionalized long ago. But at the same time no sane person could keep this shit up for so long. 1
fuggstop Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 Why don't you join the military and get yoself some real guns. Real women, too!
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Why don't you join the military and get yoself some real guns. Real women, too! I did join the military and my women have their priorities straight, such as getting homework done and paying attention in class.
fuggstop Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I did join the military and my women have their priorities straight, such as getting homework done and paying attention in class. Maybe get you a gf that doesn't wear spongebob pajamas
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Maybe get you a gf that doesn't wear spongebob pajamas There's nothing sexier than a legal age teen who has an extensive collection of fluffy pajamas that she wears to bed. #WardrobeWarriors #YesAllWomen
midnight Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 thought you were ''joining'' the Marines? you done fucked up, bro. better start writing your story lines down.
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, midnight said: thought you were ''joining'' the Marines? you done fucked up, bro. better start writing your story lines down. I'll join the Marines later. I wanted to start out with the OG Army Infantry because I'll be there in the trenches on Day 1 and I could give us an early lead in the war.
midnight Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'll join the Marines later. I wanted to start out with the OG Army Infantry because I'll be there in the trenches on Day 1 and I could give us an early lead in the war. what war?
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: what war? Against North Korea
midnight Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Against North Korea we fighting them?
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, midnight said: we fighting them? Yeah, I'm going on the first mission to stop the nuclear missile launch. Hopefully, I can win the battle and end the war, but it's gonna be tough, I'll need to keep training extremely hard.
midnight Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Yeah, I'm going on the first mission to stop the nuclear missile launch. Hopefully, I can win the battle and end the war, but it's gonna be tough, I'll need to keep training extremely hard. haha, you said extremely hard. you should join the space force.
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 58 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I still can't for the life of me decide what percentage of his persona is just a character and how much is just who he is. Like there's no way he could be 100% like this in real life or he would have been institutionalized long ago. But at the same time no sane person could keep this shit up for so long. i've been wondering that for a while. he has this persona elsewhere as well, like on reddit.
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 20 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Against North Korea we trying to end the war with north korea
Sawdamizer Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: we trying to end the war with north korea What war with North Korea? 1
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: we trying to end the war with north korea I'm gonna try my best to end it. If I don't come back, always remember that I went into this mission valiantly. 🐷
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: What war with North Korea? the korean war the 1 that started in the 1950s there was never pace treaty signed
Ginguy Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: What war with North Korea? The Korean War never officially ended. We are still at war, we just aren't shooting at each other.
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 (edited) Don't You Know There's a War On? Edited September 23, 2018 by Naraku4656
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: I'm gonna try my best to end it. If I don't come back, always remember that I went into this mission valiantly. 🐷 hey cum for brains one man can't win a war 1
Sawdamizer Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: The Korean War never officially ended. We are still at war, we just aren't shooting at each other. We? Or north and south? 1
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: the korean war the 1 that started in the 1950s there was never pace treaty signed I'll bring peace to this situation, I swear it! I'll stop that missile launch even if I have to infiltrate the enemy base without my teammates! 😥💪🇺🇸
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: The Korean War never officially ended. We are still at war, we just aren't shooting at each other. thank's ginguy but you are rigth it at a case-fire
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: We? Or north and south? both
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, ghostrek said: hey cum for brains one man can't win a war that's not true, there's ONE man in American history who has won a war by himself and that man is 1
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: that's not true, there's ONE man in American history who has won a war by himself and that man is what war is that
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 Not possible did you some how get to be a "scoutmaster" again. Because I can smell the bull shit from here/
Ginguy Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: We? Or north and south? North Korea and South Korea. The United States involvement is at the request of the United Nations General Assembly. The official "war" was between the DPRK and South Korea. Everyone else got involved through, (or in opposition to) the U.N..
tsar4 Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: that's not true, there's ONE man in American history who has won a war by himself and that man is You got the wrong man. This guy - 1
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, Ginguy said: North Korea and South Korea. The United States involvement is at the request of the United Nations General Assembly. The official "war" was between the DPRK and South Korea. Everyone else got involved through, (or in opposition to) the U.N.. Uh... Huh... Well you guys take care of the nerdy C-SPAN conferences and we'll take care of the manly CQC and action movie battles. *prepares even harder, in alpha male style, for Operation: Missile Launch Prevention* 🧔🏍🏋️♂️👨✈️
Swimmod_Luna Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i've been wondering that for a while. he has this persona elsewhere as well, like on reddit. Idk last time I looked at his reddit profile it wasn't nearly as bad and he had hardly any posts.
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 We're Army Alpha Male Task Force Team 6, the best of the best *salutes the flag*
Ginguy Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 On 9/23/2018 at 6:44 PM, Naraku4656 said: i've been wondering that for a while. he has this persona elsewhere as well, like on reddit. On 9/23/2018 at 7:02 PM, Athena 92 said: Idk last time I looked at his reddit profile it wasn't nearly as bad and he had hardly any posts. He's gonna end up pulling a Mo....
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: We're Army Alpha Male Task Force Team 6, the best of the best *salutes the flag* brains wins wars not alpha male shit
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: brains wins wars not alpha male shit Kindly take a step back, sir, this is borderline obstruction of justice.
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Kindly take a step back, sir, this is borderline obstruction of justice. what the hel
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: what the hel Dude, calm down!! Seriously, this is how people get tazed. 🤦♂️
Naraku4656 Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, ghostrek said: what war is that the cold war
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: the cold war ok?
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Dude, calm down!! Seriously, this is how people get tazed. 🤦♂️ dude stop
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Author Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: dude stop K, just don't want you getting tackled by a cop. Cops don't take kindly to people who berate U.S. Army personnel, even though I think your actions were misunderstood in that sense.
ghostrek Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: K, just don't want you getting tackled by a cop. Cops don't take kindly to people who berate U.S. Army personnel, even though I think your actions were misunderstood in that sense. for christ sake shut up you not military if got in why can't i join
KimopoBotar Posted September 23, 2018 Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Athena 92 said: I still can't for the life of me decide what percentage of his persona is just a character and how much is just who he is. Like there's no way he could be 100% like this in real life or he would have been institutionalized long ago. But at the same time no sane person could keep this shit up for so long. Sometimes I can tell he's obviously joking and at other times i really really worry about his mental health. You're the only one here that i know of that might be qualified to identify that though. I hope he gets real help some day.
Swimmod_Luna Posted September 24, 2018 Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, KimopoBotar said: Sometimes I can tell he's obviously joking and at other times i really really worry about his mental health. You're the only one here that i know of that might be qualified to identify that though. I hope he gets real help some day. I'm not qualified to actually make diagnoses and even if I were it would be unethical to do so over the internet. That being said I think there's some kind of issues he has and he'd probably benefit from seeing a professional.
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