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The Army Chronicles: Week 1


Zenigundam

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Today was cold and bitter, but I powered through and dominated all of our training obstacles. The drill dude got in my face because I apparently have to "lose" some of my stomach muscle and I told him that he has to lose his virginity and not to be jealous because I'm packing more firepower than he is.

Went to the mess hall and ate some manly grown man alpha male military grub, and then I went back to the barracks or whatever they're called and decided to do some video game training, so of course I hooked up games like Fortnite, Metal Slug, and Urban Strike. 

I love being a soldier. It's so cool, gonna go sneak in a case or Milwaukee's Best Ice later on and invite some OKC biddies over to the barracks for a cool party.

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7 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

How do you come up with this garbage? I have to give you credit for being this dedicated to a character

I still can't for the life of me decide what percentage of his persona is just a character and how much is just who he is. Like there's no way he could be 100% like this in real life or he would have been institutionalized long ago. But at the same time no sane person could keep this shit up for so long. 

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Just now, midnight said:

thought you were ''joining'' the Marines?

you done fucked up, bro.

better start writing your story lines down.

I'll join the Marines later. I wanted to start out with the OG Army Infantry because I'll be there in the trenches on Day 1 and I could give us an early lead in the war. 

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Yeah, I'm going on the first mission to stop the nuclear missile launch. Hopefully, I can win the battle and end the war, but it's gonna be tough, I'll need to keep training extremely hard.

haha, you said extremely hard.

you should join the space force.

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58 minutes ago, Athena 92 said:

I still can't for the life of me decide what percentage of his persona is just a character and how much is just who he is. Like there's no way he could be 100% like this in real life or he would have been institutionalized long ago. But at the same time no sane person could keep this shit up for so long. 

i've been wondering that for a while. he has this persona elsewhere as well, like on reddit.

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2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

We? Or north and south?

North Korea and South Korea.

The United States involvement is at the request of the United Nations General Assembly.

The official "war" was between the DPRK and South Korea. Everyone else got involved through, (or in opposition to) the U.N..

 

 

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Just now, Ginguy said:

North Korea and South Korea.

The United States involvement is at the request of the United Nations General Assembly.

The official "war" was between the DPRK and South Korea. Everyone else got involved through, (or in opposition to) the U.N..

 

 

Uh... Huh...

Well you guys take care of the nerdy C-SPAN conferences and we'll take care of the manly CQC and action movie battles.

*prepares even harder, in alpha male style, for Operation: Missile Launch Prevention* 

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On 9/23/2018 at 6:44 PM, Naraku4656 said:

i've been wondering that for a while. he has this persona elsewhere as well, like on reddit.

 

On 9/23/2018 at 7:02 PM, Athena 92 said:

Idk last time I looked at his reddit profile it wasn't nearly as bad and he had hardly any posts. 

He's gonna end up pulling a Mo....

 

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

K, just don't want you getting tackled by a cop. Cops don't take kindly to people who berate U.S. Army personnel, even though I think your actions were misunderstood in that sense.

for christ sake   shut  up  you not military   if got in  why can't  i join 

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1 hour ago, Athena 92 said:

I still can't for the life of me decide what percentage of his persona is just a character and how much is just who he is. Like there's no way he could be 100% like this in real life or he would have been institutionalized long ago. But at the same time no sane person could keep this shit up for so long. 

Sometimes I can tell he's obviously joking and at other times i really really worry about his mental health. You're the only one here that i know of that might be qualified to identify that though. 

I hope he gets real help some day. 

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1 hour ago, KimopoBotar said:

Sometimes I can tell he's obviously joking and at other times i really really worry about his mental health. You're the only one here that i know of that might be qualified to identify that though. 

I hope he gets real help some day. 

I'm not qualified to actually make diagnoses and even if I were it would be unethical to do so over the internet.

That being said I think there's some kind of issues he has and he'd probably benefit from seeing a professional.

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