Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 but I'm the one that wrote the book telling them how to do it. and they give me free weed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Fucking necrophiliac potheads. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 it too late to tell now the book was a "joke" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 also, don't show up to a ritual sacrifice with pigeon feet, instead of chicken feet. shit gets weird. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Necrophilia was never my thing. If anything, I only wanted to have sex in a coffin. So morbid and taboo, I know.💀😱 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, discolemonade said: also, don't show up to a ritual sacrifice with pigeon feet, instead of chicken feet. shit gets weird. oh yeah I know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: Necrophilia was never my thing. If anything, I only wanted to have sex in a coffin. So morbid and taboo, I know.💀😱 they're trying to talk to the lord of the dead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: they're trying to talk to the lord of the dead I don't wanna talk to the guy. I only want a brand new coffin to have sex in. It's only a matter of time until someone freaks out and says, "OMG! I can't believe she just said that!"😱 Edited September 20, 2018 by PurgatoryGirl 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 i would like to remind everyone. that when pouring salt around a coffin, make sure to not step on it. i mean...not only are you going to break the barrier, but i mean...come on, just common sense. alright people...let's do this! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, PurgatoryGirl said: I don't wanna talk to the guy. I only want a brand new coffin to have sex in. It's only a matter of time before someone freaks out and says, "OMG! I can't believe she just said that!"😱 that's why we got along. we're too much for normies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: i would like to remind everyone. that when pouring salt around a coffin, make sure to not step on it. i mean...not only are you going to break the barrier, but i mean...come on, just common sense. alright people...let's do this! you'd be surprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: i would like to remind everyone. that when pouring salt around a coffin, make sure to not step on it. i mean...not only are you going to break the barrier, but i mean...come on, just common sense. alright people...let's do this! Why would you poor salt around a coffin? Are snails a problem in coffins? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: you'd be surprised *sigh* yeah...i know. tsk tsk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why would you poor salt around a coffin? Are snails a problem in coffins? it's part of the ritual. spirits can't cross salt or iron. but the salts supposed to be around you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: it's part of the ritual. spirits can't cross salt or iron. but the salts supposed to be around you well...pg said she was going to be INSIDE the coffin having sex, i mean...does she really need negative spirits during this historic occasion? i think not. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why would you poor salt around a coffin? Are snails a problem in coffins? amateur. :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: well...pg said she was going to be INSIDE the coffin having sex, i mean...does she really need negative spirits during this historic occasion? i think not. yeah it will still work for that I suppose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Salt is also supposed to ward off witches too, if memory serves me right. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, PurgatoryGirl said: Salt is also supposed to ward off witches too, if memory serves me right. witches, haunts. same same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 46 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: but I'm the one that wrote the book telling them how to do it. and they give me free weed I want free weed, can I join? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: Salt is also supposed to ward off witches too, if memory serves me right. yeah it severely inhibits their spirit conjuring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, discolemonade said: well...pg said she was going to be INSIDE the coffin having sex, i mean...does she really need negative spirits during this historic occasion? i think not. Maybe if I pray hard enough inside of it, the spirits will run away. Bwahahahaha!!!😂😉 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, JehutyNinja said: I want free weed, can I join? yeah sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 How long do you think it will be, until someone decides to dump holy water and hold crosses up to us? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Did they do the hokey pokey and macarena? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, PurgatoryGirl said: How long do you think it will be, until someone decides to dump holy water and hold crosses up to us? they already done that shit to me a canary won't let them sleep at night still to this day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mewn said: Did they do the hokey pokey and macarena? close enough 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 That sucks! An old friend told that someone splashed holy water on her. Luckily, I've only had to deal with some holding up crucifixes, while some held their fingers up in the form of crucifixes. Then, I walked passed them laughing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 46 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: Necrophilia was never my thing. If anything, I only wanted to have sex in a coffin. So morbid and taboo, I know.💀😱 That sounds way better than my brunch fetish . Can I change my answer please? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: That sounds way better than my brunch fetish . Can I change my answer please? Whichever works! Personally, I always wanted the exterior of mine to be black and white marble with a red crushed velvet interior.😉 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: That sucks! An old friend told that someone splashed holy water on her. Luckily, I've only had to deal with some holding up crucifixes, while some held their fingers up in the form of crucifixes. Then, I walked passed them laughing. they looked so silly like idiots 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, PurgatoryGirl said: Whichever works! Personally, I always wanted the exterior of mine to be black and white marble with a red crushed velvet interior.😉 That is the knees of the bees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: they looked so silly like idiots Exactly. And they think we're the fools. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, PurgatoryGirl said: Exactly. And they think we're the fools. that makes them all the more foolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: That is the knees of the bees. Glad you like the idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: Glad you like the idea! I never kink shame anyone period however, When I hear a good idea I gotta give compliments were compliments are do 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, schmahxgn said: I never kink shame anyone period however, When I hear a good idea I gotta give compliments were compliments are do It wouldn't surprise me if there are some "whispering" so to speak right now. "What else is she gonna say/do, next? This is good dirt for the future." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 No sex but I have gone to 2nd base in the back of a hearse. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Ric said: No sex but I have gone to 2nd base in the back of a hearse. Nice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just to think, it's not even Halloween yet. I wonder how much more morbid can this thread get. LOL! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Oh, shit! Without trying, that last post rhymed.😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, PurgatoryGirl said: Just to think, it's not even Halloween yet. I wonder how much more morbid can this thread get. LOL! a lot more it's mellow and tame right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) On 9/19/2018 at 11:19 PM, Mini_Ghost said: a lot more it's mellow and tame right now Hmm you do have a point there. What are the chances that they either got scared away by our posts, or because of my morbidness? It's not easy being a kook. Edited September 21, 2018 by PurgatoryGirl Auto-correct changed "kook" to "look" without me knowing it, till now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I don't think anyone here is that prudish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: Hmm you do have a point there. What are the chances that they either got scared away by our posts, or because of my morbidness? It's not easy being a look. I don't know I'm sure someone is off in another room fapping to your posts :D. alot of people tend to go away when they figure out that I'm not kidding when I talk about magic rituals 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Ric said: I don't think anyone here is that prudish. I don't think so either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ric said: I don't think anyone here is that prudish. Very true but when you're unpopular, there are double standards regarding who can say or do what. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: I don't know I'm sure someone is off in another room fapping to your posts :D. alot of people tend to go away when they figure out that I'm not kidding when I talk about magic rituals You'll love this. On Labor Day, I called CVS about exchanging some lotion and the clerk sounded like he was about to cum over the phone. LMAO!😂 Edited September 20, 2018 by PurgatoryGirl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: You'll love this. On Labor Day, I called CVS about exchanging some lotion and the clerk sounded like he was about to cum over the phone. LMAO!😂 that's perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts