SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 Busting a move on the dance floor, just finished a MJ-esque spin and my pants decided they couldn't keep up with my wild moves. Perfect timing too, my swinging dick was going right along with the beat of the music. 1 2 1
lupin_bebop Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 Sigh. I don’t know if you’re......no. You’re telling the truth, because you can’t wait to post your asshole. Next timer, get a belt, man. 4
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Posted September 16, 2018 Cotton Eyed Joe. And yes, I took a bow after pulling my pants back up. 4
midnight Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) This is what happened, and your dick fell out? Edited September 16, 2018 by midnight 2
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Posted September 16, 2018 No, an MJ-Spin Except instead of me falling at the end it was my pants. Truly, it was magical. 7
midnight Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: No, an MJ-Spin Except instead of me falling at the end it was my pants. Truly, it was magical. And you decided to go commando to this reception? Balls out! 2
bnmjy Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 You and fuggs should show your genitals unexpectedly at weddings regularly.
rpgamer Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 You've taken a magical day they were going to remember for the rest of their lives, and made it all about you. Incredible. 1 2
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Posted September 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, rpgamer said: You've taken a magical day they were going to remember for the rest of their lives, and made it all about you. Incredible. I'm a bastard. 2
Still Me Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 Man they should really invent a way for ones pants to not fall down...to keep them tighter at the waist without tightening the hips or legs 3
Still Me Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Belts are for squares. And your dick is for mice... conundrum....
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Posted September 16, 2018 That it is friend, that it is.
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Posted September 16, 2018 King of Queens season 5 episode 8: Doug decides to spice up a wedding by taking one of the disposable cameras provided by the wedding party to preserve the memories of the night into the bathroom, where he takes a picture of his penis wearing a small plastic top hat. 2
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 well you're the kind of idiot that would post their dirty asshole so why not
NaBarney Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 Wait you really walk around wearing pants without a belt and no underwear? You're just daring your dick to pop out
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Nabloom said: Wait you really walk around wearing pants without a belt and no underwear? You're just daring your dick to pop out I dare my dick to do a lot of things. https://unevenedge.com/topic/30036-how-far-do-you-get-from-the-bathroom-before-you-pull-out-your-genitalia Edited September 16, 2018 by SwimModSponges
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