SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Busting a move on the dance floor, just finished a MJ-esque spin and my pants decided they couldn't keep up with my wild moves. Perfect timing too, my swinging dick was going right along with the beat of the music. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Sigh. I don’t know if you’re......no. You’re telling the truth, because you can’t wait to post your asshole. Next timer, get a belt, man. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Taking "Beat It" to new heights. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 Cotton Eyed Joe. And yes, I took a bow after pulling my pants back up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) This is what happened, and your dick fell out? Edited September 16, 2018 by midnight 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 No, an MJ-Spin Except instead of me falling at the end it was my pants. Truly, it was magical. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: No, an MJ-Spin Except instead of me falling at the end it was my pants. Truly, it was magical. And you decided to go commando to this reception? Balls out! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 Balls out regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 You and fuggs should show your genitals unexpectedly at weddings regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 You've taken a magical day they were going to remember for the rest of their lives, and made it all about you. Incredible. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, rpgamer said: You've taken a magical day they were going to remember for the rest of their lives, and made it all about you. Incredible. I'm a bastard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Man they should really invent a way for ones pants to not fall down...to keep them tighter at the waist without tightening the hips or legs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 Belts are for squares. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Belts are for squares. And your dick is for mice... conundrum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 That it is friend, that it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 King of Queens season 5 episode 8: Doug decides to spice up a wedding by taking one of the disposable cameras provided by the wedding party to preserve the memories of the night into the bathroom, where he takes a picture of his penis wearing a small plastic top hat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 well you're the kind of idiot that would post their dirty asshole so why not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Wait you really walk around wearing pants without a belt and no underwear? You're just daring your dick to pop out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Nabloom said: Wait you really walk around wearing pants without a belt and no underwear? You're just daring your dick to pop out I dare my dick to do a lot of things. https://unevenedge.com/topic/30036-how-far-do-you-get-from-the-bathroom-before-you-pull-out-your-genitalia Edited September 16, 2018 by SwimModSponges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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