midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 It took us an hour to find it. It was under a comforter set, under the bed! How the hell it got there, we will never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Wild ferrets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: It took us an hour to find it. It was under a comforter set, under the bed! How the hell it got there, we will never know! see i just get up and use the button.....or....my roku has a remote app on my phone....so.... BACKUP PLANS!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: see i just get up and use the button.....or....my roku has a remote app on my phone....so.... BACKUP PLANS!! It’s a new tv with a smart remote, and I haven’t even figured out all the crap on this thing. I was about to google and see if my set up had some sort of remote finder option. Or order another one. I mean, it was on the bed. Got up, turned around, gone! Like, what the hell? Did a ghost swipe it or what? Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Wild ferrets. Ya know, they weren’t ruled out at first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, midnight said: Ya know, they weren’t ruled out at first! As much as I give Boo crap about filling the space with animals I would like a ferret. I knew a chick that had one, they are fun animals. Little spastic rats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I use my Microsoft Kinect from Microsoft Corporation to control my television. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 i say....train a truffle pig to find remotes....(any excuse to get a teacup pig really...look at them lil'bacons...daww) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 (edited) You could......you know.....walk to the TV and press the Power and Volume buttons......they still exist on most TVs. Edited September 1, 2018 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: As much as I give Boo crap about filling the space with animals I would like a ferret. I knew a chick that had one, they are fun animals. Little spastic rats. If they have the lifespan of rats i wouldn't. My freind has pet rats. They don't live long. It's sad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: You could......you know.....walk to the TV and press the Power and Volume buttons......they still exist on most TVSs. Ok... Why would you do that all the time though? How about you just let him find the remote? Doesn't that seem like a better plan? A better course of action? 🐻 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: You could......you know.....walk to the TV and press the Power and Volume buttons......they still exist on most TVSs. Mine is all one button. It's horrible. Possibly the worst button on Earth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, KimopoBotar said: If they have the lifespan of rats i wouldn't. My freind has pet rats. They don't live long. It's sad. Yeah, I hung out with some people that had some rats when I had long hair. One crawled right up behind my hair and chilled out there. I can see how it's easy to get attached to the fuckers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Ok... Why would you do that all the time though? How about you just let him find the remote? Doesn't that seem like a better plan? A better course of action? 🐻 you know what a better option is? beating the piss out of you and tying you to a tree for the dogs to find..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Ok... Why would you do that all the time though? How about you just let him find the remote? Doesn't that seem like a better plan? A better course of action? 🐻 It's called "exercise"......you know...."working out" or....."gains," to your thick ass. You know, alpha shit. Stupid fuck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Mine is all one button. It's horrible. Possibly the worst button on Earth. ......The fuck kind of TV is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, lupin_bebop said: ......The fuck kind of TV is that? It's a nice TV. If you press it when it's on a menu pops up and you have to navigate it with the button. It makes the remote essential but at least it can be used. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 27 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: As much as I give Boo crap about filling the space with animals I would like a ferret. I knew a chick that had one, they are fun animals. Little spastic rats. I’ve been trying to get disco ticket me get one for years. I see them in the pet stores, and they are too awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Still Me said: i say....train a truffle pig to find remotes....(any excuse to get a teacup pig really...look at them lil'bacons...daww) Well, when you put it like that.. hell yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You could......you know.....walk to the TV and press the Power and Volume buttons......they still exist on most TVSs. The fuck I want to do that for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Yeah, I hung out with some people that had some rats when I had long hair. One crawled right up behind my hair and chilled out there. I can see how it's easy to get attached to the fuckers. They're really cool pets. My freind loves them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: It's a nice TV. If you press it when it's on a menu pops up and you have to navigate it with the button. It makes the remote essential but at least it can be used. That seems......over-complicated and cumbersome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, midnight said: The fuck I want to do that for? Because it's like......3 steps, MAX to your TV, in most cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, lupin_bebop said: Because it's like......3 steps, MAX to your TV, in most cases. I didn’t buy a 4K smart tv just to have to get up and turn it off or adjust the volume. You can’t navigate without the remote. But it’s been found. Which is a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: That seems......over-complicated and cumbersome. It is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, midnight said: I didn’t buy a 4K smart tv just to have to get up and turn it off or adjust the volume. You can’t navigate without the remote. But it’s been found. Which is a good thing. Then use an app on your phone. Damn, you kids are lazy fuckers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, lupin_bebop said: Then use an app on your phone. Damn, you kids are lazy fuckers. Far from it. Us grandparents don’t know wtf we're doing with new technology. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: It is! You would think to give access to the greatest amount of people they would make the UI/UX easier to navigate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You would think to give access to the greatest amount of people they would make the UI/UX easier to navigate. They did, with a remote. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: They did, with a remote. I'm taking minus the remote. Meaning, on-unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, midnight said: Well, when you put it like that.. hell yes! its like the best resource.....remote hunting piglet.....then when it gets to big...and starts breaking shit....you have dinner..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, lupin_bebop said: I'm taking minus the remote. Meaning, on-unit. You know, everyone keeps clamoring for buttons but we all know the Star Trek days of multiple blinking buttons aren't going to happen. It's one button or get fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You know, everyone keeps clamoring for buttons but we all know the Star Trek days of multiple blinking buttons aren't going to happen. It's one button or get fucked. ok then......where the fuck is the button i hit and it gives me food....any food i could possibly want.....star trek had it....the fuckin jetsons had it......WHERE THE FUCK IS MINE HUH? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Still Me said: ok then......where the fuck is the button i hit and it gives me food....any food i could possibly want.....star trek had it....the fuckin jetsons had it......WHERE THE FUCK IS MINE HUH? It's time to petition the government for a food button. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 55 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Ok... Why would you do that all the time though? How about you just let him find the remote? Doesn't that seem like a better plan? A better course of action? 🐻 I finally agree with you, alpha teen hunger force! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 24 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: It's time to petition the government for a food button. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Muffin button! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Still Me said: its like the best resource.....remote hunting piglet.....then when it gets to big...and starts breaking shit....you have dinner..... I may be weak but i couldn't kill a pig i raised. I mean, unless it was a matter of life and death and my family was gonna starve. But otherwise, i just couldn't do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, midnight said: It took us an hour to find it. It was under a comforter set, under the bed! How the hell it got there, we will never know! This is why you tie a helium balloon to your remote. Can't lose the remote under something when it's floating in the air. >.> Edited September 1, 2018 by TrigunBebop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 32 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: This is why you tie a helium balloon to your remote. Can't lose the remote under something when it's floating in the air. >.> We couldn’t find the balloon either. It was under the remote, under the comforter, under the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 4 hours ago, midnight said: It took us an hour to find it. It was under a comforter set, under the bed! How the hell it got there, we will never know! Now you gotta see if she weighs the same as a duck 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 6 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: You could......you know.....walk to the TV and press the Power and Volume buttons......they still exist on most TVs. yeah..but that defeats 'lazy day'. and it was ticking me off a little bit, that i lost that damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 in some places losing the remote can get you 10 days in prison 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 5 hours ago, midnight said: We couldn’t find the balloon either. It was under the remote, under the comforter, under the bed. How does one lose a helium balloon under a bed? o_o That seems like something you'd have to deliberately try to do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: How does one lose a helium balloon under a bed? o_o That seems like something you'd have to deliberately try to do. It was a wild night last night. Friday nights at the disco/night compound can get a little crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 2 hours ago, discolemonade said: yeah..but that defeats 'lazy day'. and it was ticking me off a little bit, that i lost that damn thing. I'm lazy and still do it. Have lazy days all the time. Your logic......it's not working. Or your ability to hold the remote 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I'm lazy and still do it. Have lazy days all the time. Your logic......it's not working. Or your ability to hold the remote I’ll go you one better.... our remote is voice activated. Don’t even have to push a button. (Shows lazy fat ass out the door). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 30 minutes ago, midnight said: It was a wild night last night. Friday nights at the disco/night compound can get a little crazy. Disconight compound, eh? That name's got a nice ring to it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Disconight compound, eh? That name's got a nice ring to it. Just our little humble abode. Hectic as hell. Never a dull moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, midnight said: I’ll go you one better.... our remote is voice activated. Don’t even have to push a button. (Shows lazy fat ass out the door). ............Seriously? How the fuck do you lose a voice-activated remote? "Hey, Remote! The FUCK are you?!?" "Right here!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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