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Its really not that bad. Then they give you drugs.

Labor that lasts forever is no big deal. It was the exact same as the menstrual cramps id get before i got pregnant. 

Yah i had a c section and maybe it would have gotten worse but i was in labor for 12 hours before the emergency c section. I ordered stuff off infomercials and fell asleep.

So yah...i called and ordered stuff while in labor

just saw a girl giving birth and screaming in pain and the baby wouldnt even out yet. They need to stop showing that crap and scaring women.

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3 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said:

Well, if it's on the internet, then it must be true.

I had really bad cramps all my life...labor at worst wasnt as bad....just cramps and your belly tightening up

That whole grabbing your stomach in pain from contractions is the fucking lie

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3 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I had really bad cramps all my life...labor at worst wasnt as bad....just cramps and your belly tightening up

That whole grabbing your stomach in pain from contractions is the fucking lie

So wait...

The point of this thread is that you're Super Saiyan when it comes to mysterious pains in your belly?

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Just now, scoobdog said:

So wait...

The point of this thread is that you're Super Saiyan when it comes to mysterious pains in your belly?

No. The point is the media exaggerates the difficulty of labor. Its not like that at all. Maybe if theres complications. 

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10 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

So wait...

The point of this thread is that you're Super Saiyan when it comes to mysterious pains in your belly?

I like that fuggs is pretending she is an expert on giving birth just because she pooped out one baby.

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19 minutes ago, stilgar said:

I like that fuggs is pretending she is an expert on giving birth just because she pooped out one baby.

More like her baby popped out of her stomach like an alien.

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Yeah......that C-Secrion definitely doesn’t hurt when you have your mom raise it, then go off and whore around South Carolina, catching an STI in the process. Definitely an exaggeration by the media. 

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using a woman's recollection of labor & delivery while using an epidural as proof that labor doesn't hurt. may as well ask post-paralysis christopher reeve if it hurts when someone smashes his toes with a hammer, and use his answer to justify smashing the toes of healthy people. fucking idiot.

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On 8/25/2018 at 6:42 PM, fuggstop said:

 

Its really not that bad. Then they give you drugs.

Labor that lasts forever is no big deal. It was the exact same as the menstrual cramps id get before i got pregnant. 

Yah i had a c section and maybe it would have gotten worse but i was in labor for 12 hours before the emergency c section. I ordered stuff off infomercials and fell asleep.

So yah...i called and ordered stuff while in labor

just saw a girl giving birth and screaming in pain and the baby wouldnt even out yet. They need to stop showing that crap and scaring women.

AlienatedDownrightChrysomelid-size_restr

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Just remember...female bodies were built to give birth. 

I thought they were built to shoot ping pong balls out of their hoohas. My whole life has been a lie.

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Just now, Jaquio said:

I thought they were built to shoot ping pong balls out of their hoohas. My whole life has been a lie.

Well God put that in an added bonus. 

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