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You know that saying, if it walks like a duck talks like a duck


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You don't want to be fucking ducks. Their penises are shaped like corkscrews.

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19 minutes ago, mthor said:

You don't want to be fucking ducks. Their penises are shaped like corkscrews.

No I said I would fuck a duck...not be fucked by a duck....their dicks r gross

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Just now, Buddyroe360 said:

I'm almost sure you knew that from the meme groups we were in.....That Donald Duck meme got around.

Shhh...

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51 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

however, female duck bits are a maze of dead end holes. and some even have barbs up there. 

The thought of duck sex is making me kind of queasy.

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3 minutes ago, mthor said:

The thought of duck sex is making me kind of queasy.

I'm about to cum

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i mean. think about it though. ducks are super rapey. and i mean...a girl has got to protect herself someway, right?

 i just wonder though...if the duck hole will evolve barbs on the outside? 

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Y’all should google mallard mating...

They get caught in situations of “forced mating”

 

DUCKS GETTING RAPED IN THIS BITCH...

CALL THE GOV’MENT

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10 hours ago, discolemonade said:

i mean. think about it though. ducks are super rapey. and i mean...a girl has got to protect herself someway, right?

 i just wonder though...if the duck hole will evolve barbs on the outside? 

FUCKIN YAAAAAAS

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