Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 I bet $700 on Iran vs. Morocco in the World Cup. I bet Iran +0.5 at -135 which means that Iran needed to either win or draw and I would collect a $518 payout on my $700 bet. They won in the final minutes 1-0, and I was ecstatic. So... yeah... 😅💪🐻💑🏍
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 Just now, naraku360 said: Definitely didn't happen. Haha check my thread yesterday. I've been talking about this for a while. Wow I'm so happy. I kinda wanna stay down here but I live an hour and a half away, so part of me thinks I should go back home and call it a day. 🐃
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 Yeah dude that's called winning, don't try to downplay it. I also almost got punched at that racetrack's sports bar for smiling and gloating because mad people bet on Morocco or a flat out draw.
Satou Kazuma Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 ...this bet doesn't make sense. Because you didn't break even if your winnings is less than your placed bet.
Ginguy Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I bet $700 on Iran vs. Morocco in the World Cup. I bet Iran +0.5 at -135 which means that Iran needed to either win or draw and I would collect a $518 payout on my $700 bet. They won in the final minutes 1-0, and I was ecstatic. So... yeah... 😅💪🐻💑🏍 So, you spent $700 to earn $518. Net profit ($182), plus the cost of bus fare. Spoiler
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: are you going for more bets? I was honestly going to put all of my winnings on the Spain/Portugal game having over 2 goals (-165 on their wack books), and I would have ended up about $1800 on the day if I had done that, but I'm probably coming back tomorrow to bet $800 on Oregon State to win in college baseball. I won't always win, but I'm doing this thing the right way.
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Hachiman said: ...this bet doesn't make sense. Because you didn't break even if your winnings is less than your placed bet. Wtf lol. I wagered $700 and won $518. What's so hard to understand
Ginguy Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) So, your ticket was worth $1218? Edited June 15, 2018 by Ginguy
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: pics He took my ticket and just cashed me out. I thought about asking him for my ticket back as a souvenir, but I was just ecstatic about winning, so I didn't gaf about him. If I had done that I feel like he would have said that he threw it out because he was really put off by how I chuckled and mocked everything when 8 was cashing my ticket, I could tell he wanted me to make another massive bet and lose lol. But I'll never lose.... I'm a winner and legal sports gambling just ensured my future wealth!!! 💪💪💪🐻🏋️♂️👊
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 Just now, Ginguy said: So, your ticket was worth $1218? Yes
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: He took my ticket and just cashed me out. I thought about asking him for my ticket back as a souvenir, but I was just ecstatic about winning, so I didn't gaf about him. If I had done that I feel like he would have said that he threw it out because he was really put off by how I chuckled and mocked everything when 8 was cashing my ticket, I could tell he wanted me to make another massive bet and lose lol. But I'll never lose.... I'm a winner and legal sports gambling just ensured my future wealth!!! 💪💪💪🐻🏋️♂️👊 Seriously that's sketchy af, no original ticket back, no receipt, just cold hard cash, I ain't complaining because my bank statement will tell the truth if I deposit this money, but I feel that this beta sports betting ticket booth dude was so hurt that he didn't want me to express my alpha strength on social media, which I wouldn't have done anyway, since I hate social media. Edited June 15, 2018 by Zenigundam
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) Wow everybody here wanted me to lose lol. Y'all some betch ass haters!!! I'll never lose at this!!! 1-0, +$518, and that record will only continue to improve!!! 😅🐻🏋️♂️💪😦👊🍕💓💑🏍🕵️♂️🍔 Edited June 15, 2018 by Zenigundam
wacky1980 Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 lol, $518 is such a small amount that they don't even require tax forms from the winner. those are rookie numbers, mate. 1
André Toulon Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 I don't gamble and I was able to ascertain your winnings from your OP....People here try too hard to make you a failure. Good job, Robbiestax. 1
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: lol, $518 is such a small amount that they don't even require tax forms from the winner. those are rookie numbers, mate. Dude I would have doubled down, but I don't live in damn Oceanport, so I'm not going to risk losing to take a circa $90 Uber back to my place after I had already played these clowns out of $500+ with superior lone wolf alpha male warrior ability, and believe me the ticket guy was genuinely pissed at how I laughed him off and walked like I ran the place!!! 🐃🐷🍕🐼💑
stilgar Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: I don't gamble and I was able to ascertain your winnings from your OP....People here try too hard to make you a failure. Good job, Robbiestax. I don't know buddy, it doesn't take much effort to make zeni look like a failure. 1
ghostrek Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 gamble on soccer how dare you you don't work for FIFA 1
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: gamble on soccer how dare you you don't work for FIFA Dude I know I work for an organization called "this gonna happen and pay me when it does!!" 🏋️♂️
enad Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 Zeni you should place bets on horse races. And by that I mean wager how fast the chicks from OkCupid will run away. 2
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 1 minute ago, enad said: Zeni you should place bets on horse races. And by that I mean wager how fast the chicks from OkCupid will run away. Dude you tried that joke already with the Iran thing, and she would have come along with me but obviously she had school and isn't trying to flunk her senior year.
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 What flunk her senior year and have to stay in high school?! That would be... hot...
enad Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Dude you tried that joke already with the Iran thing, and she would have come along with me but obviously she had school and isn't trying to flunk her senior year. I did not try this joke. In that joke I compared your dick to an Islamic terrorist hostage situation. 1
ghostrek Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 16 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Dude I know I work for an organization called "this gonna happen and pay me when it does!!" 🏋️♂️ you didn't get the joke did you
scoobdog Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: I don't gamble and I was able to ascertain your winnings from your OP....People here try too hard to make you a failure. Good job, Robbiestax. That's because he worded it wrong, and his troll jam is to make a failure look like a win.
AstroCreep Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 Lmfao, you bet on Iran? And you're watching soccer?
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 19 minutes ago, AstroCreep said: Lmfao, you bet on Iran? And you're watching soccer? I hate soccer, just wanted to win cash cheddar money loot guap.
AstroCreep Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I hate soccer, just wanted to win cash cheddar money loot guap. What? You hate soccer, but that's what you chose to gamble on? Seems like an intelligent gambler would gamble on something they know something about. Edited June 16, 2018 by AstroCreep
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 Just now, AstroCreep said: What? You hate soccer, but that's what you chose to gamble on? Seems like an intelligent gambler would gamble on something they know something about? I just knew that Iran was going to come through with the win or draw based on what had happened in the World Cup prior to that game. I won't be making many soccer bets.
AstroCreep Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I just knew that Iran was going to come through with the win or draw based on what had happened in the World Cup prior to that game. I won't be making many soccer bets. Yeah, betting on something you enjoy is WAY more fun.
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, AstroCreep said: Yeah, betting on something you enjoy is WAY more fun. It was fun, but only because I was hammered at the racetrack's sports bar. Sober, I would have fallen into a deep sleep lol
naraku360 Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: It was fun, but only because I was hammered at the racetrack's sports bar. Sober, I would have fallen into a deep sleep lol Is that what hapoened to the date you were supposed to bring, or would it be more accurate to say she never existed?
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 3 hours ago, naraku360 said: Is that what hapoened to the date you were supposed to bring, or would it be more accurate to say she never existed? She didn't reply to my date request because she had school. She's a HS senior. You're a terrible influence if you wanted her to skip school and come along.
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 Asked her if she wants to come with me tomorrow, but in a very cool, alpha male OKC message that goes, "Come with me tomorrow?" Yeah but I'm not even going tomorrow because I'm exhausted and had to wake up at 5am and got home at 6pm all for one bet, even though it was a huge one. 🐻
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