//>wagz./ Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 /// with a contagion. Yes poision ivy me patient zero and at least 5 infected its growing ./
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 Usually if I have a cold while being a student, I'll go to school sick. One time I went to work with a cold too. Now if I'm sick to the point of throwing up, then I'll stay home.
molarbear Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 FUCK THAT SHIT! If I get within 5 feet of Poison Ivy my body transforms into one of those resident evil monsters that has like eyeballs where their shoulder should be 1
little_girl_lost Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 i have two coworkers that are currently sick with colds and they claim they caught it from the other one and I have a third coworker who has been nursing the same cold since January so she can call off whenever she wishes
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 Just now, little_girl_lost said: i have two coworkers that are currently sick with colds and they claim they caught it from the other one and I have a third coworker who has been nursing the same cold since January so she can call off whenever she wishes Who the fuck has a cold for half a year?
little_girl_lost Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Who the fuck has a cold for half a year? people who want time off 1
little_girl_lost Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: people who want time off and I should say that this coworker only sounds sick when she wants customers wo feel bad for her, when she wants something, she's perfectly fine
//>wagz./ Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Usually if I have a cold while being a student, I'll go to school sick. One time I went to work with a cold too. Now if I'm sick to the point of throwing up, then I'll stay home. //> same a sneeze here and there with a good cough can have many afflicted in the hour , also dripping blood into the water supply but how you infect your test subjects is up to you./
//>wagz./ Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 4 hours ago, molarbear said: FUCK THAT SHIT! If I get within 5 feet of Poison Ivy my body transforms into one of those resident evil monsters that has like eyeballs where their shoulder should be //> sumac attack./
//>wagz./ Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 3 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: i have two coworkers that are currently sick with colds and they claim they caught it from the other one and I have a third coworker who has been nursing the same cold since January so she can call off whenever she wishes //> fire them, it Is the best body cleanse ./
//>wagz./ Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 2 hours ago, CAC said: no.... //> do it for science ./
//>wagz./ Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 2 hours ago, JehutyNinja said: I give demon semen //> in a world of millions of semen demons only one becomes the monster ./
CAC Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 51 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said: //> do it for science ./ I only do for my monies.
Bouvre Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 I willfully infected my clean eye with the pink eye from my other eye to get out of a school project
Vamped Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 15 hours ago, molarbear said: DOUBLE THE ARMS! HALF THE PANTS!! Thats a deal!!! 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: HALF THE PANTS!! We call those shorts. I wear them all the time in warm weather. 1
Vamped Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: We call those shorts. I wear them all the time in warm weather. They were probably long pants though. His suddenly massive thighs just tore off the bottoms because nobody wants to see monster dick swinging around while it tries to gore you to death. But monster boobs ... we'll allow it 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: They were probably long pants though. His suddenly massive thighs just tore off the bottoms because nobody wants to see monster dick swinging around while it tries to gore you to death. But monster boobs ... we'll allow it Monster boobs, yes!
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 @Vamped WARNING: NSFW (I know you're at work, so it'll have to wait, lol) Monster boobs! Spoiler
molarbear Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Vamped said: They were probably long pants though. His suddenly massive thighs just tore off the bottoms because nobody wants to see monster dick swinging around while it tries to gore you to death. But monster boobs ... we'll allow it Dante's Inferno the Lust stage I'm not going to say anything more
Vamped Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 Just now, molarbear said: Dante's Inferno the Lust stage I'm not going to say anything more Didn't they have grabby vaginas ? or nipples or something .... I just remember something coming out ... and there was a bunch of wiggling >.> and then I remember fighting a boss' nipples or something. Its been a long time .... and I dont even think I finished that game.
molarbear Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Vamped said: Didn't they have grabby vaginas ? or nipples or something .... I just remember something coming out ... and there was a bunch of wiggling >.> and then I remember fighting a boss' nipples or something. Its been a long time .... and I dont even think I finished that game. It had all of that plus more stuff if you didn't kill Cleopatra fast enough it turned into a really weird sex scene
Vamped Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: @Vamped WARNING: NSFW (I know you're at work, so it'll have to wait, lol) Monster boobs! Hide contents Holy shit .... i went to google an actual monster with boobs but .... what I found .... was not that
AstroCreep Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 Gotta watch out for that poision stuff, I hear there's no aneckdoat.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Holy shit .... i went to google an actual monster with boobs but .... what I found .... was not that I don't have to see what you found to know I like what I posted better. >_>
Vamped Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't have to see what you found to know I like what I posted better. >_> It was a gif of a larger woman smooshing her massive boobs against against a smaller womans head ... they covered her entire head ... like they were the size of a whole kindergartener
Vamped Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 13 hours ago, molarbear said: It had all of that plus more stuff if you didn't kill Cleopatra fast enough it turned into a really weird sex scene I was trying to find this terrible monster I saw with equally terrible boobs but I can't remember the name of the game ... and all of my searches are giving me enormous boobs instead of monsters with boobs ... so ... im giving up 1
HardcoreHunter Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 Went to school one time with a 102 fever just to spite a teacher. I tend to catch everything so I missed a lot of school. My teacher bitched at me that I could still come in even if I'm sick, she didn't get a break when she's sick. Then she's freaking out for me to go to the nurse cause I'm blowing my nose and having a hacking cough. I even kept telling her the same line she told me. The best part is I did get her sick and two other kids were casualties, but she was so sick that she didn't come in so I mocked the hell out of her when she came back. Her reply was that she was "really" sick. I often had to go to the guidance office to change my grades on reports she'd give us because she'd try to give me D's and F's. Pretty much if I stuck to the criteria and didn't make mistakes I'd have to get at least a C or B, the Guidance office agreed that she can't just fail me because she didn't like the subject of the topic.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Vamped said: It was a gif of a larger woman smooshing her massive boobs against against a smaller womans head ... they covered her entire head ... like they were the size of a whole kindergartener Hm, maybe I would like what you found too. >_>
molarbear Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 10 hours ago, Vamped said: I was trying to find this terrible monster I saw with equally terrible boobs but I can't remember the name of the game ... and all of my searches are giving me enormous boobs instead of monsters with boobs ... so ... im giving up reading this while simultaneously drinking water was a mistake, I gotta wipe my desk now
Vamped Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hm, maybe I would like what you found too. >_> Spoiler
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Hide contents Haha. That's a little TOO big for my tastes, but that's still great.
Vamped Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Haha. That's a little TOO big for my tastes, but that's still great. Just a little too big?
Still Me Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 On 6/13/2018 at 3:29 PM, //>wagz./ said: /// with a contagion. Yes poision ivy me patient zero and at least 5 infected its growing ./ I’m surprisingly not allergic to poison ivy or sumac....but grass? FUCKIN GRASS?!?....shit makes me crazy itchy.... as for intentionally setting off someone’s bodily alert system...no....but I go to work sick...(because no absence is excused) so I guess...kinda?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 26 minutes ago, Vamped said: Just a little too big? Maybe "moderately" too big (but not "WAY" too big).
Still Me Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Reveal hidden contents JESUS FUCK....WHY?!.... thats like walking around with two toddlers in your bra.... and that poor girl....pancaked between the gates of o hell no....
Vamped Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Still Me said: JESUS FUCK....WHY?!.... thats like walking around with two toddlers in your bra.... and that poor girl....pancaked between the gates of o hell no.... I dont even... it just popped up in my good search
//>wagz./ Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 On 6/14/2018 at 5:14 PM, molarbear said: It had all of that plus more stuff if you didn't kill Cleopatra fast enough it turned into a really weird sex scene //> oh the animated movie is so pauseable ./
//>wagz./ Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 14 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: Went to school one time with a 102 fever just to spite a teacher. I tend to catch everything so I missed a lot of school. My teacher bitched at me that I could still come in even if I'm sick, she didn't get a break when she's sick. Then she's freaking out for me to go to the nurse cause I'm blowing my nose and having a hacking cough. I even kept telling her the same line she told me. The best part is I did get her sick and two other kids were casualties, but she was so sick that she didn't come in so I mocked the hell out of her when she came back. Her reply was that she was "really" sick. I often had to go to the guidance office to change my grades on reports she'd give us because she'd try to give me D's and F's. Pretty much if I stuck to the criteria and didn't make mistakes I'd have to get at least a C or B, the Guidance office agreed that she can't just fail me because she didn't like the subject of the topic. //> I had a teacher I didn't like so I would spread a good hack under desks and would precisely vomit to avoid work ./
//>wagz./ Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Still Me said: JESUS FUCK....WHY?!.... thats like walking around with two toddlers in your bra.... and that poor girl....pancaked between the gates of o hell no.... //> °•° wtf that's some 8th level shit right there ./
Vamped Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 1 hour ago, //>wagz./ said: //> °•° wtf that's some 8th level shit right there ./ I swear I wasnt looking for anything like that. It just popped up .... but I am concerned if they make bras that big
//>wagz./ Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, Vamped said: I swear I wasnt looking for anything like that. It just popped up .... but I am concerned if they make bras that big //> custom made if course ./
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 11 hours ago, //>wagz./ said: //> custom made if course ./ Yep.
Vamped Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 15 hours ago, //>wagz./ said: //> custom made if course ./ She's gotta have back problems
//>wagz./ Posted June 18, 2018 Author Posted June 18, 2018 On 6/16/2018 at 11:09 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yep. //> yup ./
//>wagz./ Posted June 18, 2018 Author Posted June 18, 2018 On 6/16/2018 at 3:42 PM, Vamped said: She's gotta have back problems //> and ankle problems ./
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