Naraku4656 Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Ur manager sounds like a teenage girl yeah most of us are updating our resumes
lupin_bebop Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i mean we have another date on saturday that she suggested before she left the house so i doubt she's running anywhere It's not HER that will be doing the running.
Naraku4656 Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: It's not HER that will be doing the running. the only downside i've seen so far is that she's vegan. she's ok with me not being vegan though
lupin_bebop Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 42 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: the only downside i've seen so far is that she's vegan. she's ok with me not being vegan though Yeah......that is 100% bullshit. Trust me, she'll fuck you a couple of times, really good....then, when you start going steady.....she'll start suggesting vegan bullshit and kale. It's a slow process, but it is always the same. 1
molarbear Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 23 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Yeah......that is 100% bullshit. Trust me, she'll fuck you a couple of times, really good....then, when you start going steady.....she'll start suggesting vegan bullshit and kale. It's a slow process, but it is always the same. Why would you tell him thi...........
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: i mean we have another date on saturday that she suggested before she left the house so i doubt she's running anywhere Biters are eager to please, so depending upon how mentally compatible you feel with her you might get roped. Just be yourself and don't cave in where you don't want to.
Naraku4656 Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Sandstone said: Did you get pegged? what is with you people and pegging. no
Misaka Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 7 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Yeah......that is 100% bullshit. Trust me, she'll fuck you a couple of times, really good....then, when you start going steady.....she'll start suggesting vegan bullshit and kale. It's a slow process, but it is always the same. Is this coming from experience with @Still Me?
Still Me Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 21 minutes ago, Misaka said: Is this coming from experience with @Still Me? Ha fuck no....vegans aren’t human and kale is hippy bullshit 1
AstroCreep Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 So, I take it you blew another date. Don't worry about it, mathematically speaking, you were bound to fuck it up.
Naraku4656 Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, AstroCreep said: So, I take it you blew another date. Don't worry about it, mathematically speaking, you were bound to fuck it up. No actually I didn't...for once
AstroCreep Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 I'm telling you, the key is confidence. She's lucky to be able to spend time with you. Just be yourself, and be proud to be who you are.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 On 5/31/2018 at 8:07 AM, The Hound said: Blows are overrated. On 5/31/2018 at 7:09 AM, The Hound said: 2 pump chump For some of us a blow job lasts more than 30 seconds. 1
Sandstone Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 9 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: what is with you people and pegging. no Do you wish you were pegged?
AstroCreep Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 Who do the hot girls go home with at the end of the night. Not you. They go home with the douchebags, the meatheads with no game and the pussies with the fancy cars. So, you have to play their game, lie your ass off, bring some blow, pound her in the bathroom and forget about her.
lupin_bebop Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 15 hours ago, Misaka said: Is this coming from experience with @Still Me? She's not a vegan, Farva, you dumb fuckhead.
Zenigundam Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: She's not a vegan, Farva, you dumb fuckhead. Calm down, LB. And please stop cursing, unless you wanna get restrained
naraku360 Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 8 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: For some of us a blow job lasts more than 30 seconds. You say that like Viper's gotten blown by anything more than a shopping mall hand dryer.
stilgar Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 I don't know, I am sure viper has gotten at least one blow job. Maybe the reason he and zeni broke up was because zeni is awful and blow jobs?
naraku360 Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 I'm pretty sure Viper's experience is frequently getting blown..... off by women.
lupin_bebop Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Calm down, LB. And please stop cursing, unless you wanna get restrained Sigh.......you obviously didn't see Super Troopers.
Zenigundam Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: Sigh.......you obviously didn't see Super Troopers. I only watch good movies, man. If you were making a movie reference, that'd be one thing, but I felt a lot of aggression coming from your last post, and that type of talk could get you in trouble. I mean if I were a movie theater security bro, I'd have to use some MMA on you to get the liquid courage outta your system. 🦁
lupin_bebop Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 ...............You're so aggressively stupid, I'm not even going to bother answering that.
Naraku4656 Posted June 2, 2018 Author Posted June 2, 2018 9 hours ago, Quackers said: Nice. I hope she turns you into a vegan so you can reduce your carbon footprint and live a long healthy life i'd rather die
Raptorpat Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 On 5/31/2018 at 11:19 PM, lupin_bebop said: Obviously she wanted Naraku dick....so......what is the problem? wrong naraku?
Naraku4656 Posted June 2, 2018 Author Posted June 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: wrong naraku? i doubt she'd want other naraku. she might get jealous that he might be prettier.
Naraku4656 Posted June 2, 2018 Author Posted June 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: better naraku or vampire naraku? crossdresser naraku. vampire naraku is weird. i remember him having a swastika up as a poster in his room when i had him on facebook. though that might be a false memory
lupin_bebop Posted June 4, 2018 Posted June 4, 2018 On 6/2/2018 at 9:26 AM, Adminderaptorpat said: wrong naraku? Sometimes wish it was.
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