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Posted
36 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

Would you like that heated or toasted? i whisper as my throat begins to close from the 5th dimension closing in on us

just heated please.

Posted
1 minute ago, CAC said:

just heated please.

o.....okkk... I grab the food and turn for what feels like ages, whole stars collapse and birth and galaxies part, the pcp sweats start to kick in as i wrap the food and hand it over, thall be 6.76 how are you paying today, i exclaim

Posted
12 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

o.....okkk... I grab the food and turn for what feels like ages, whole stars collapse and birth and galaxies part, the pcp sweats start to kick in as i wrap the food and hand it over, thall be 6.76 how are you paying today, i exclaim

I'll pay in bouncy balls. Pulls out big bag of balls and tried to figure out the exchange rate.

Posted
On 5/18/2018 at 7:39 PM, Katya_Hiki said:

NOBODY LEAVES THE WENDYS AND GETS AWY WITH IT

*my back turns into wings and i fly*

grabs sawed off shotgun sitting on the passenger seat and aims at at you while driving away

DIE BITCH DIE!

Posted
11 hours ago, scoobdog said:

* Eyes the tentacles and the 5th Dimension while adjusting his false leg*

What's a cutie like you doing wasting your life in a place like this?

>.> 

So you came for the tentacles? 

Posted
11 hours ago, scoobdog said:

* Eyes the tentacles and the 5th Dimension while adjusting his false leg*

What's a cutie like you doing wasting your life in a place like this?

Oh you know, just waiting for mr right tee hee *i try to wink but my third eye rolls back*

Posted

@Naraku4656 i jump back as the song purple rain screeches from your mouth, uh....i...uh. 
i try to get a word in but the song keeps coming out of you like a record player, the sound of prince hypnotizes me as i begin to rub ketchup all over my body

Posted
9 minutes ago, Saiyanman said:

my god you're greasy

I grab a napkin and rub my temple, looking at it for a moment then shoving it in my mouth
muffled i ask, "will tha tbe anythin ewff?"

Posted
2 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

@Naraku4656 i jump back as the song purple rain screeches from your mouth, uh....i...uh. 
i try to get a word in but the song keeps coming out of you like a record player, the sound of prince hypnotizes me as i begin to rub ketchup all over my body

the record starts another song. LETS DANCE

 

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@Naraku4656 (offtopic good sexy selection of singers btw)

My eyes widen as the trance deepens, my jaw unhindges as i wrap my lips around the ice cream machine, sloshing my red ketchup covered body all over the metal casing

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9 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

@Naraku4656 (offtopic good sexy selection of singers btw)

My eyes widen as the trance deepens, my jaw unhindges as i wrap my lips around the ice cream machine, sloshing my red ketchup covered body all over the metal casing

i have to go to bed now, but call me

 

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Posted
12 hours ago, Katya_Hiki said:

I grab a napkin and rub my temple, looking at it for a moment then shoving it in my mouth
muffled i ask, "will tha tbe anythin ewff?"

I changed my mind is this pizza hut?

Posted
15 hours ago, Katya_Hiki said:

Oh you know, just waiting for mr right tee hee *i try to wink but my third eye rolls back*

*Thinks to himself that he'd never seen such an amazingly crimson third eye like that, but says nothing because he's really shy.*

Posted
3 hours ago, Saiyanman said:

I changed my mind is this pizza hut?

It can be whatever you want it to be, i move part of my hair out of my eye with my tentacle sexily 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Vin_Tybul said:

Too much weird shit, even for me.

I just had to use the bathroom, anyway.

you can use it on me if you want tee hee , i whisper under my breath

Posted
16 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

A manager working the drive-thru? I call bullshit.

... I whisper sexily.

as you can see im the only one working here, i exclaim

Posted
1 hour ago, Katya_Hiki said:

you can use it on me if you want tee hee , i whisper under my breath

But... but I had Taco Bell earlier, and it's really talking back to me now.

Ohhh, gah, my guts!!

*grabs belly, obviously in severe distress*

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