death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 the first time i was 11 years old and i was on a half of a bottle of vodka and eight beers. the second a cashier at a grocery store asked if he could blow me inb a parking lot, and i just didnt want to turn down head from and inferior male for some reason. and the third my drug dealer offered to pay me. i dont know why. but im not gay. i just could never turn down sex.
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 yeah but now i learned i dont want to carry gay-guys fucking baggage. they need to stay on their side of the fucking field
discolé monade Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 well, in the words of margaret cho's mum, 'every body a lil' gay'
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: well, in the words of margaret cho's mum, 'every body a lil' gay' im just lashing out because beta losers like zenigundam always acting so tough. if he got a twentieth of the pussy ive plowed, hed be singing hallelujah 1
André Toulon Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 Nope, you're a dude....Only women get to switch....Dudes are gay for life, no matter how they change. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 its not true... we change we change out ourn souls for ones that dont sin, every time we make a mistake. i have done worse than been gay i hope honestly. would brock sampson fake being gay for an undercover?
André Toulon Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: would brock sampson fake being gay for an undercover? Brock, no....Patrick Warburton, yes 1
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 hed grab a guy and turn him gay just to get by.
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Gay for pay well, if its gone when prison rape gets home.
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 lolol you know when a big burchy takes his bitch? what are you gonna say, "no dotn rape me?"
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 fuck it you have to be afraid to not face the world as a gay... its facing yourself thats hard
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: What a closet full of skeletons. thats why its on broadcast babe
bnmjy Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said: thats why its on broadcast babe Please, we all know there's much more. I remember you telling me about the juggalo gangbang of '99. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: Please, we all know there's much more. I remember you telling me about the juggalo gangbang of '99. what the hell?
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Posted March 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Please, we all know there's much more. I remember you telling me about the juggalo gangbang of '99. oh yeah like the juggalo gangbang of '99...? yeah why wasnt i invited?
K_N Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 I consider myself a pansexual because gender is really not something I give a shit about. I want to fuck attractive people. Whether they got an innie or an outtie is irrelevant. 1
bnmjy Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 31 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: What is this thread mumbo's stream of vagina consciousness i.e. menstruation 1
mochi Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 38 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: What is this thread 1
Juice McKenzie Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 4 hours ago, KN said: I consider myself a pansexual because gender is really not something I give a shit about. I want to fuck attractive people. Whether they got an innie or an outtie is irrelevant. This guy gets it
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 What I'm focusing on is the fact that an 11 year old can drink half a bottle of vodka and 8 beers, and not die of alcohol poisoning. 1
Still Me Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Nope, you're a dude....Only women get to switch....Dudes are gay for life, no matter how they change. Then why are incarcerated men gay for the stay?....I mean they aren’t gay...it’s just boi pussy is more readily available
André Toulon Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Still Me said: Then why are incarcerated men gay for the stay?....I mean they aren’t gay...it’s just boi pussy is more readily available I don't know who told you that....Every cat that participated in homosexual activity while incarcerated and got outta prison where I'm from is still gay as fuck....They are just usually too dangerous and often huge to make it an issue.
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 sounds like you're bi in denial at least
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: sounds like you're bi in denial at least this is one of those things you cant be prepared for when under scrutiny. even if i told you (someone thinking of me as being in denial), being completely open about it (when thats appropriate) is obviously not denial, and most likely, you'll make up a chauvinist reason its still about male competitiveness and rivalry, and put any effort to the opposite lesser than your expectation and lesser in terms of masculinity or dominance. i mean, thats what ive come to expect. why do you think its denial? @KreiaDidNothingWrong Edited March 12, 2018 by mumbojummie13
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Posted March 12, 2018 5 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: I don't know who told you that....Every cat that participated in homosexual activity while incarcerated and got outta prison where I'm from is still gay as fuck....They are just usually too dangerous and often huge to make it an issue. romance, sex, and orientation, are not always on the same level.
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Posted March 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What I'm focusing on is the fact that an 11 year old can drink half a bottle of vodka and 8 beers, and not die of alcohol poisoning. yeah it was one of the first times i ever drank and i just started chugging. last night, replaying this message in my head, i remembered i was 12 not 11
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Posted March 12, 2018 14 hours ago, bnmjy said: mumbo's stream of vagina consciousness i.e. menstruation hey! dont be mean.
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Posted March 12, 2018 14 hours ago, KN said: I consider myself a pansexual because gender is really not something I give a shit about. I want to fuck attractive people. Whether they got an innie or an outtie is irrelevant. good attitude.
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 7 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: this is one of those things you cant be prepared for when under scrutiny. even if i told you (someone thinking of me as being in denial), being completely open about it (when thats appropriate) is obviously not denial, and most likely, you'll make up a chauvinist reason its still about male competitiveness and rivalry, and put any effort to the opposite lesser than your expectation and lesser in terms of masculinity or dominance. i mean, thats what ive come to expect. why do you think its denial? @KreiaDidNothingWrong I was fucking with you but male dominance is still pretty gay
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