death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 the first time i was 11 years old and i was on a half of a bottle of vodka and eight beers. the second a cashier at a grocery store asked if he could blow me inb a parking lot, and i just didnt want to turn down head from and inferior male for some reason. and the third my drug dealer offered to pay me. i dont know why. but im not gay. i just could never turn down sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 yeah but now i learned i dont want to carry gay-guys fucking baggage. they need to stay on their side of the fucking field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mochi Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 thats purty funneh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 well, in the words of margaret cho's mum, 'every body a lil' gay' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: well, in the words of margaret cho's mum, 'every body a lil' gay' im just lashing out because beta losers like zenigundam always acting so tough. if he got a twentieth of the pussy ive plowed, hed be singing hallelujah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Nope, you're a dude....Only women get to switch....Dudes are gay for life, no matter how they change. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 its not true... we change we change out ourn souls for ones that dont sin, every time we make a mistake. i have done worse than been gay i hope honestly. would brock sampson fake being gay for an undercover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: would brock sampson fake being gay for an undercover? Brock, no....Patrick Warburton, yes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 hed grab a guy and turn him gay just to get by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Gay for pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Gay for pay well, if its gone when prison rape gets home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 lolol you know when a big burchy takes his bitch? what are you gonna say, "no dotn rape me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 fuck it you have to be afraid to not face the world as a gay... its facing yourself thats hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 What a closet full of skeletons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: What a closet full of skeletons. thats why its on broadcast babe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said: thats why its on broadcast babe Please, we all know there's much more. I remember you telling me about the juggalo gangbang of '99. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: Please, we all know there's much more. I remember you telling me about the juggalo gangbang of '99. what the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Please, we all know there's much more. I remember you telling me about the juggalo gangbang of '99. oh yeah like the juggalo gangbang of '99...? yeah why wasnt i invited? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 What is this thread 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I consider myself a pansexual because gender is really not something I give a shit about. I want to fuck attractive people. Whether they got an innie or an outtie is irrelevant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 31 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: What is this thread mumbo's stream of vagina consciousness i.e. menstruation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 38 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: What is this thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 4 hours ago, KN said: I consider myself a pansexual because gender is really not something I give a shit about. I want to fuck attractive people. Whether they got an innie or an outtie is irrelevant. This guy gets it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 What I'm focusing on is the fact that an 11 year old can drink half a bottle of vodka and 8 beers, and not die of alcohol poisoning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 maybe he did die and this is his ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Nope, you're a dude....Only women get to switch....Dudes are gay for life, no matter how they change. Then why are incarcerated men gay for the stay?....I mean they aren’t gay...it’s just boi pussy is more readily available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Still Me said: Then why are incarcerated men gay for the stay?....I mean they aren’t gay...it’s just boi pussy is more readily available I don't know who told you that....Every cat that participated in homosexual activity while incarcerated and got outta prison where I'm from is still gay as fuck....They are just usually too dangerous and often huge to make it an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 sounds like you're bi in denial at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: sounds like you're bi in denial at least this is one of those things you cant be prepared for when under scrutiny. even if i told you (someone thinking of me as being in denial), being completely open about it (when thats appropriate) is obviously not denial, and most likely, you'll make up a chauvinist reason its still about male competitiveness and rivalry, and put any effort to the opposite lesser than your expectation and lesser in terms of masculinity or dominance. i mean, thats what ive come to expect. why do you think its denial? @KreiaDidNothingWrong Edited March 12, 2018 by mumbojummie13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 5 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: I don't know who told you that....Every cat that participated in homosexual activity while incarcerated and got outta prison where I'm from is still gay as fuck....They are just usually too dangerous and often huge to make it an issue. romance, sex, and orientation, are not always on the same level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What I'm focusing on is the fact that an 11 year old can drink half a bottle of vodka and 8 beers, and not die of alcohol poisoning. yeah it was one of the first times i ever drank and i just started chugging. last night, replaying this message in my head, i remembered i was 12 not 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 14 hours ago, bnmjy said: mumbo's stream of vagina consciousness i.e. menstruation hey! dont be mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 14 hours ago, KN said: I consider myself a pansexual because gender is really not something I give a shit about. I want to fuck attractive people. Whether they got an innie or an outtie is irrelevant. good attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 7 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: this is one of those things you cant be prepared for when under scrutiny. even if i told you (someone thinking of me as being in denial), being completely open about it (when thats appropriate) is obviously not denial, and most likely, you'll make up a chauvinist reason its still about male competitiveness and rivalry, and put any effort to the opposite lesser than your expectation and lesser in terms of masculinity or dominance. i mean, thats what ive come to expect. why do you think its denial? @KreiaDidNothingWrong I was fucking with you but male dominance is still pretty gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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