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mom and dad wanna sit me down. they wanna have "the talk"


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Posted
Just now, fuggnificent said:

son we want grandkids and that fucking pillow isnt going to give us any

I am not going to pop out that 3-D trash like you and mom did! 

Never! 

Posted
Just now, bnmjy said:

"Well, you see, son, we've been thinking about moving yoy to a homw . . ."

I'd fucking kill them both and then kill myself even if all I had was a butter knife.

Posted
29 minutes ago, Phillies said:

Dad all you are into is 3-D whores! 

Son, it's okay to like 2-D.

However, you should really stop calling women "3DPD" and "3-D Whores".

It's a bit misogynistic.

Posted (edited)

Yeah, the talk they want to have with you is that they want you to stop lying about mental deficiency and want their 30 something year old son to move the fuck out, or at least get a goddammed job.

Edited by Noboru Yamaguchi
Sadly, this only happens in white homes....Fuggz is doomed.
Posted
14 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Yeah, the talk they want to have with you is that they want you to stop lying about mental deficiency and want their 30 something year old son to move the fuck out, or at least get a goddammed job.

SERIOUSLY FUCK U

Posted
15 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Yeah, the talk they want to have with you is that they want you to stop lying about mental deficiency and want their 30 something year old son to move the fuck out, or at least get a goddammed job.

And black people get welfare so they can move out if they want... more babies they make, more money they get. 

Posted
5 minutes ago, Phillies said:

And black people get welfare so they can move out if they want... more babies they make, more money they get. 

lol

Posted
29 minutes ago, Phillies said:

And black people get welfare so they can move out if they want... more babies they make, more money they get. 

Yeah, fuggz gets a lot of assistance and dedicated payments for pooping out a child.  I don't.  Wanna tell me more about black people?/

Posted
12 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Yeah, fuggz gets a lot of assistance and dedicated payments for pooping out a child.  I don't.  Wanna tell me more about black people?/

They like fried chicken. And water melons.... 

 

and...

 

grape juice  ^_____^

Posted
55 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Yeah, fuggz gets a lot of assistance and dedicated payments for pooping out a child.  I don't.  Wanna tell me more about black people?/

what assistance i get? i dont qualify for shit cuz i make too much money

Posted
5 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

what assistance i get? i dont qualify for shit cuz i make too much money

fuggz I thought you get 400$ in food stamps.

Fuggz what if I crawl up your hooha and you splat me out... and then we can get more food stamps! 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Phillies said:

fuggz I thought you get 400$ in food stamps.

Fuggz what if I crawl up your hooha and you splat me out... and then we can get more food stamps! 

i got $330 in stamps cuz i lost my fucking job. that shit is gonna expire soon.

Posted
Just now, fuggnificent said:

i got $330 in stamps cuz i lost my fucking job. that shit is gonna expire soon.

fuggz this is no time to be humble, uncle sam has got us as long as I crawl up your hooha so open up!

Posted
2 hours ago, fuggnificent said:

what assistance i get? i dont qualify for shit cuz i make too much money

 

2 hours ago, fuggnificent said:

i got $330 in stamps cuz i lost my fucking job. that shit is gonna expire soon.

 

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