Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Scrapple The Rogue: Lvl 1 said: Well, I can work on any car, I am a carpenter, I can build, I can fix appliances, I am innovative, I can work on guns, I can shoot guns, I can butcher animals, I can manage people, I can be assertive, I am good in bed, and i give a shit when need be. You tell me. You really are a catch. Your significant others are lucky. Even luckier if there’s a zombie apocalypse.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Just now, Poof said: You really are a catch. Your significant others are lucky. Even luckier if there’s a zombie apocalypse. I've said it several times, if I was gay or bi, I would totally propose to rogue. 1
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 15 hours ago, naraku360 said: I'd shrug and go to work anyway. I love this answer. Ty
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 15 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I like the angle they played on fear where it showed a bunch of people taking to the seas, and having to loot each others ships to survive..though I'm not much of a sailor. That would probably be one of the safest places to be.
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 14 hours ago, NSAID said: About a dozen years ago I read a zombie apocalypse AU fanfic, and I remember the author had a character who was driven insane(?) by the fact that the female protagonist was destined to be with the male protagonist instead of her, and so decided to throw herself off the roof of the abandoned mall they were using as a bunker. Which stirred up some heat from the zombies (at the time it was very emotionally taxing, but I think it really kept everyone together in the end). I'd be like a minor character that died during that surge in zombie interest, mostly for convenience, since the author forgot what their intentions were when they introduced my character. Wait. Are u the girl who throws herself off the roof, or the one who dies after she wake so uo the zombers?
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 13 hours ago, ghostrek said: the asshole There’s always a few of those 1
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 13 hours ago, mthor said: I'd be the librarian. Can you imagine this place, fortified? What is that place?
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 11 hours ago, Kweerie said: A dragon. What kind?
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 10 hours ago, imchapp.in said: Probably holed up in a house or office building with some dry food and weapons. Fair dues
TrigunBebop Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 (edited) I'd be the guy who raids a bunch of party supply stores then hides out in a bunker for awhile. Edited January 22, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1
mochi Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 19 hours ago, Poof said: Open ended question. No rules. the sassy terminally single gay best friend who gets killed in the first 10 minuets because that's the only role gay characters ever serve in horror stories
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 13 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: The asshole who hasnt read my fanfictions? Anyways, id be the guy who isnt concerned because dead people arent the most sturdy things. Justlive life as normal, if a dead dude walks up to me id probably jist find a stick and take it out at the knees. Depending on the state of decay, its either not getting up again or not getting up again and also half stumps. Oh come now. You’ve had to seen enough zombie stuff to know that they’re not always undead zombies, there can be many of them, or they are undead but actually harder to take down bc they don’t recoil from pain and you have to kill the brain to make them stop. Or you get surrounded or ambushed regardless of the zombie type. You gotta be careful.
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Nabloom said: There would constantly be fresh dead tho that are strong af not rotting and anyway other humans is the biggest threat Which is why u should travel alone and move slowly, creeping and crawling in caves and sliding under leaves like a slug until you find a place you're sure no one will ever come across or fuck with and stay there, eating lichens That is how we will preserve humanity. Yea you’re definitely a survivor. That kind of realistic determination and lack of overconfidence in fighting ability is golden. Plus you never seem to be demoralized by things like accidental cooked mice and wild birds storming your house so I think you’d hold up mentally. and I love that the animal you invoked to describe your technique is a slug. kudos
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 11 hours ago, Saiyanman said: dead Any elaborations?
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 11 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Realistically, I'd try and secure supplies and my medication from a pharmacy. If that succeeded, I'd go hold it down at a Toys R Us if I can make it to one. Then just chill til I eventually die or get overrun/attacked. Maybe keep a sketchbook of people I see, so they can be remembered in some way if they don't make it. Superficially, I'd rock some Master Chief armor and hype myself up to think I was a bad motherfucker and charge the strip. Would likely perish immediately when I realize I have no weaponry, my armor is fake, and I have no survival or combat skills. Would make a cool zombie though cause of the costume. I like your answer. I ALWAYS think about meds in disaster & apocalypse movies. But I think you’d do differently bc I know a bit about you. I feel like you’d defend others as best you could until the end.
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, mochi said: the sassy terminally single gay best friend who gets killed in the first 10 minuets because that's the only role gay characters ever serve in horror stories The gay guy in the walking dead is still alive. Though I think his lover might've been killed off I can't remember.
GunStarHero Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: I like your answer. I ALWAYS think about meds in disaster & apocalypse movies. But I think you’d do differently bc I know a bit about you. I feel like you’d defend others as best you could until the end. Medicine is very important for you and I. In fact I don't think I'd like to stick around without said medications. How dare you tell these people I would defend people! I have an image to uphold!
mochi Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: The gay guy in the walking dead is still alive. Though I think his lover might've been killed off I can't remember. yeah his husband died
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 11 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: I'd like to think I would survive off my small stores of canned stuff that I horded while unemployed, but the reality is I would probably be dead. You might have to defend your canned beans from another certain user too.
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 10 hours ago, nameraka said: i'm headed for montana in a stolen rv full of archery equipment and fog machines just because. An rv w/fog machines.. are u a raver?
nameraka Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: An rv w/fog machines.. are u a raver? of course not. i clearly need them because i'm going to montana. 1
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: i think that's probably the case for all of us especially @Nabloom - but for him, not because of zombies but from eating toxic lichens I think any group of ppl would have some survivors who don’t know beforehand that they have it in them. Rogue makes a really strong case for his practical abilities. I was actually impressed w/nab’s plan lol
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Cau said: The one that shoots themself to get out of becoming a zamble. You’re too young and pretty to die
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 4 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I'd be the guy who raids a bunch of party supply stores then hides out in a bunker for awhile. I wonder what you could possibly be looking for there ???
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 2 hours ago, mochi said: the sassy terminally single gay best friend who gets killed in the first 10 minuets because that's the only role gay characters ever serve in horror stories That’s definitely not true. Especially more recently. Besides most people die in horror movies.
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, JeNewBee said: Charming Cannibal You better be charming if you’re gonna be a cannibal
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I've said it several times, if I was gay or bi, I would totally propose to rogue. He’s certainly the male specimen.
molarbear Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Poof said: I think normal speed zombies are good. They could sprint if they want but they’re not going to suddenly turn into track stats. and world war z superfast zombies are just... no. What kind of prepping do you think you’d do? I prefer the slow moving ones like in the World War Z book. anytime I'm driving and get bored I scan the road in front of me for cool places to hold out. Right now there's some giant cement building on the Hwy that is a clear leader. 1
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 16 minutes ago, molarbear said: I prefer the slow moving ones like in the World War Z book. anytime I'm driving and get bored I scan the road in front of me for cool places to hold out. Right now there's some giant cement building on the Hwy that is a clear leader. I’ve got zombies on the brain all the time. I always imagine how I’d get out of places I’m in if it were being surrounded by zombers. 1
JeNewBee Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Poof said: You better be charming if you’re gonna be a cannibal Charm someone into amputating their arm cause we both need food and promise I'll do the same later but instead kill the one armed idiot
NSAID Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Poof said: Wait. Are u the girl who throws herself off the roof, or the one who dies after she wake so uo the zombers? I'm the character who was written, seemingly, because the author was afraid of not having enough characters to advance the plot via 1 on 1 dialogue, but then as they got more comfortable writing realized trying to include too many non-essential voices was actually bogging them down. I lack the converse footwear, unusually cut bangs, and determination to be the girl who jumps.
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 37 minutes ago, JeNewBee said: Charm someone into amputating their arm cause we both need food and promise I'll do the same later but instead kill the one armed idiot Well that’s something. Figured you just meant charming enough to get close to them.
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 34 minutes ago, NSAID said: I'm the character who was written, seemingly, because the author was afraid of not having enough characters to advance the plot via 1 on 1 dialogue, but then as they got more comfortable writing realized trying to include too many non-essential voices was actually bogging them down. I lack the converse footwear, unusually cut bangs, and determination to be the girl who jumps. I’m writing a story but I’m not such an insecure writer, so you’d have to pick something else I guess
JeNewBee Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 21 minutes ago, Poof said: Well that’s something. Figured you just meant charming enough to get close to them. I'd do that too not a one trick pony
mochi Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Poof said: That’s definitely not true. Especially more recently. Besides most people die in horror movies. I mean they don't actively kill off Gay characters for no reason as much as they used to but the gay characters are still overwhelmingly superfluous and sort of not actually included or involved in any kind of story relevant events like Riverdale, where they diminished Kevin's role to him literally just being Veronica's weirdly romantic acting GBF (he seems less like her gay friend and more like her boyfriend)
Hornshire Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 20 hours ago, Poof said: What kind? One of those wing-a-ling dragons. With fire, consummate vees, and a beefy arm. You know, a classic burninator.
Juice McKenzie Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 19 hours ago, Poof said: Any elaborations? I don't think I could handle it honestly. I dont believe I'd be able to survive and I know for a fact I can't run. In the end, I'd probably just kill myself but not before committing debauchery
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