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Live Action One Piece is still happening, and they want to start from East Blue


Jman

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This moron is promising the world.  “Oh, we’re gonna have a big budget.  Oh, I’m gonna talk to Oda!”

Here’s what’s gonna happen.

Guy - So Oda, do you approve?

Oda - No.

CANCELLED.

This thing won’t even have a pilot!

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"I am enthusiastic to give my all to make One Piece succeed. I think this project could set a new record for the highest production cost in television drama history."

Okay if this dude is going into the project thinking One Piece is a drama, he's already failed. East Blue starts with Mr. Fantastic's idiot nephew popping out of a barrel and punching a villainous fat woman across the ocean, for fuck's sake.

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12 minutes ago, CAC said:

yeah i don't have high hopes for this ever getting into shooting....

neither do I since Oda depicts gay people like this

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and that kinda depiction of gay men doesn't...exactly fly over here anymore

probably would have about 30 years ago

 

so the Second Bon Clay showed up you KNOW the network would chicken out

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24 minutes ago, Jman said:

You say that like they aren’t aiming for HBO mochi.

HBO - Home Boobs Office.

HBO would be even less likely to show a series that depicts gay men as rapist drag queens since all their gay characters have always been macho

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10 minutes ago, mochi said:

with all the networks these days trying to avoid being called sexist I don't think you're gonna get the titty avalanche you want either Jman

...Have you seen premium televison?

Every.  Single.  Show.  HBO just released a show about the 70’s porno industry!

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1 minute ago, Jman said:

...Have you seen premium television?

yes, but I also know all the Premium channels are trying to add more gay stuff now, to varying degrees of success

 

and adding circa 1950's depictions of gay men as evil sissies who rape hetero men would kinda prevent any One piece live action remake from even being a thing so I wouldn't worry about a live action One piece being made in the first place, let alone it being 90% Titty porn like you seem to believe it will be

on the upside however....being exposed to non-japanese ideas might serve to broaden Oda's ideology concerning LGBT people, so maybe after he works on the most likely doomed American one piece adaption his gay characters in his own manga will become less horrible

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You know it occurs to me that I'd be very interested in seeing how they handle Alvida assuming she's included in this. Purely for, ahem, research purposes of course. My first thought was get an actually obese actress and then have her lose weight and become a supermodel but that would be idiotic. CG or fat suit perhaps? Something like Gwyneth Paltrow from Shallow Hal only a girl with bigger boobs I imagine. Oh Oda you do so love your massive tits.

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