Jump to content
UnevenEdge

Recommended Posts

Posted (edited)

A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities. 12 minutes later they return to the front of the bush again claiming they are finished. "Well now, that was kinda quick!" the genie says. "You can do it a second time for the remaining 3 minutes if you want," the genie tells them, winking his eye. Both the female and male look at each other and smile. The man says to the woman, "Okay great, but this time you get to hold the pigeon so I can shlt on him!"

Edited by Vodkajellyshot
  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
Posted
57 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

its not that big of a problem that a guoirl MUST swallow. bring a fucking towel. who says im sucking you off anyway

It says so in the fine print of the contract. 

Posted

Do guys just ask you this whilst not having sex with you? Or is this like mid throws or foreplay thing?

For me personally, I don't ask, I fill their mouth and expect em to take it. But I'm a very dominant sort of dude, also other dudes tend to be freakier than girls on average, at least the few I've had experiences with.

Posted
6 hours ago, fuggnificent said:

you really wanna a girl that goes ariund swallowing any rando dood baby juice? i tell these fools they need to find a girlfriend for that shit

That's why. They are sizing you up for that. Too bad you always fail, and always will.

×
×
  • Create New...